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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 15, 2023 7:59:36 GMT -6
I feel like I learned(got indoctrinated by evil libruhl/elite media) one time that the whole satanic worship stuff, isn't even straight up evil-laden religion. Right? Isn't it more of a pagan-based, nature-embracing, to troll the super religious dogma?
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Post by Other on Dec 15, 2023 8:23:43 GMT -6
I feel like I learned(got indoctrinated by evil libruhl/elite media) one time that the whole satanic worship stuff, isn't even straight up evil-laden religion. Right? Isn't it more of a pagan-based, nature-embracing, to troll the super religious dogma? Well, the Satanic Temple is actually non-theistic (you’re thinking of the Church of Satan). The Satanic Temple preaches rationality and uses the imagery of literary, not religious, Satan to argue its case for freedom of thought, belief and tolerance. I’d be a member if I was the sort to be a member of anything.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 15, 2023 9:04:34 GMT -6
I really don't wanna read anymore tweets right now, so what's the thing in the Capital, is that the "temple"?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 15, 2023 12:14:10 GMT -6
Uh oh. Satan is going to be pissed It’s wild to me that in 2023 most of the world’s population is going around like “Nuh Uh! The MAGIC I believe in is the only REAL MAGIC! YOUR MAGIC IS BULLSHIT!”. The fuck you guys? One of my connections from the county GOP has a metric fuckton of money that likely relates back to some massive share position in Confederate Slave Holdings Limited or some shit, old ass family money. The guy gets all emotional and shit over things like this and I'm trying to explain to him the nuances of lawfare and legal trolling, he's finally starting to get it and understand what trolling like this means. We texted last night about a plan to get onto the wait list for that religious display area so that we can put up a statue of The Prophet Mohammed to show everyone how inclusive and progressive Iowa is. The thought hit me when I was clanging and banging a couple days ago and he loves it. Let's see if he follows through because I ain't funding that shit and want nothing to do with it, but the troll potential is so fucking high that I can't ignore it.
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Post by LansingHawk on Dec 15, 2023 12:52:08 GMT -6
It’s wild to me that in 2023 most of the world’s population is going around like “Nuh Uh! The MAGIC I believe in is the only REAL MAGIC! YOUR MAGIC IS BULLSHIT!”. The fuck you guys? One of my connections from the county GOP has a metric fuckton of money that likely relates back to some massive share position in Confederate Slave Holdings Limited or some shit, old ass family money. The guy gets all emotional and shit over things like this and I'm trying to explain to him the nuances of lawfare and legal trolling, he's finally starting to get it and understand what trolling like this means. We texted last night about a plan to get onto the wait list for that religious display area so that we can put up a statue of The Prophet Mohammed to show everyone how inclusive and progressive Iowa is. The thought hit me when I was clanging and banging a couple days ago and he loves it. Let's see if he follows through because I ain't funding that shit and want nothing to do with it, but the troll potential is so fucking high that I can't ignore it. Wouldn't it be better to put up an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I know most on here are closet Pastafarians.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 15, 2023 14:23:21 GMT -6
One of my connections from the county GOP has a metric fuckton of money that likely relates back to some massive share position in Confederate Slave Holdings Limited or some shit, old ass family money. The guy gets all emotional and shit over things like this and I'm trying to explain to him the nuances of lawfare and legal trolling, he's finally starting to get it and understand what trolling like this means. We texted last night about a plan to get onto the wait list for that religious display area so that we can put up a statue of The Prophet Mohammed to show everyone how inclusive and progressive Iowa is. The thought hit me when I was clanging and banging a couple days ago and he loves it. Let's see if he follows through because I ain't funding that shit and want nothing to do with it, but the troll potential is so fucking high that I can't ignore it. Wouldn't it be better to put up an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I know most on here are closet Pastafarians. Would it be better for the poor bastards in the National Guard who will have to derail the violence? Yes, yes it would. But would it be better from the perspective of a man who is trying to carry the Orange Man's torch and move shitposting into reality to expose the dangers that the politburos and oligarchs who control the West have unleashed on our society? No, no it wouldn't.
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Post by Other on Dec 15, 2023 14:46:24 GMT -6
It’s wild to me that in 2023 most of the world’s population is going around like “Nuh Uh! The MAGIC I believe in is the only REAL MAGIC! YOUR MAGIC IS BULLSHIT!”. The fuck you guys? One of my connections from the county GOP has a metric fuckton of money that likely relates back to some massive share position in Confederate Slave Holdings Limited or some shit, old ass family money. The guy gets all emotional and shit over things like this and I'm trying to explain to him the nuances of lawfare and legal trolling, he's finally starting to get it and understand what trolling like this means. We texted last night about a plan to get onto the wait list for that religious display area so that we can put up a statue of The Prophet Mohammed to show everyone how inclusive and progressive Iowa is. The thought hit me when I was clanging and banging a couple days ago and he loves it. Let's see if he follows through because I ain't funding that shit and want nothing to do with it, but the troll potential is so fucking high that I can't ignore it. You can’t limp in with that weak ass ‘The Prophet Mohammed’ shit after they did Baphomet. You gotta go harder in the paint you gotta do something like ancient Sumerian goddess Ereshkigal. Goddess of Death and Gloom. Honestly the only this that pisses Christians off more than the devil is atheists. At least ‘in their minds’ acknowledging the existence of Satan also acknowledges the existence of god. Atheism is the negation of their entire belief system and it makes them BIG MAD. Shit, just a banner saying THERE IS NO GOD would be enough to tip them over.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 15, 2023 15:01:54 GMT -6
I think they have an atheist display. And the satanic temple group Display actually had nothing to do with satan….if you read their charter.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 15, 2023 15:14:59 GMT -6
One of my connections from the county GOP has a metric fuckton of money that likely relates back to some massive share position in Confederate Slave Holdings Limited or some shit, old ass family money. The guy gets all emotional and shit over things like this and I'm trying to explain to him the nuances of lawfare and legal trolling, he's finally starting to get it and understand what trolling like this means. We texted last night about a plan to get onto the wait list for that religious display area so that we can put up a statue of The Prophet Mohammed to show everyone how inclusive and progressive Iowa is. The thought hit me when I was clanging and banging a couple days ago and he loves it. Let's see if he follows through because I ain't funding that shit and want nothing to do with it, but the troll potential is so fucking high that I can't ignore it. You can’t limp in with that weak ass ‘The Prophet Mohammed’ shit after they did Baphomet. You gotta go harder in the paint you gotta do something like ancient Sumerian goddess Ereshkigal. Goddess of Death and Gloom. Honestly the only this that pisses Christians off more than the devil is atheists. At least ‘in their minds’ acknowledging the existence of Satan also acknowledges the existence of god. Atheism is the negation of their entire belief system and it makes them BIG MAD. Shit, just a banner saying THERE IS NO GOD would be enough to tip them over. Je suis Charlie. 9 years ago next month. Never fucking forget.
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Post by Other on Dec 15, 2023 16:06:09 GMT -6
You can’t limp in with that weak ass ‘The Prophet Mohammed’ shit after they did Baphomet. You gotta go harder in the paint you gotta do something like ancient Sumerian goddess Ereshkigal. Goddess of Death and Gloom. Honestly the only this that pisses Christians off more than the devil is atheists. At least ‘in their minds’ acknowledging the existence of Satan also acknowledges the existence of god. Atheism is the negation of their entire belief system and it makes them BIG MAD. Shit, just a banner saying THERE IS NO GOD would be enough to tip them over. Je suis Charlie. 9 years ago next month. Never fucking forget. Do it on 9/11 and you might have something. Anyway we could get a Black Lives Matter display in there?
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 15, 2023 19:00:17 GMT -6
It’s wild to me that in 2023 most of the world’s population is going around like “Nuh Uh! The MAGIC I believe in is the only REAL MAGIC! YOUR MAGIC IS BULLSHIT!”. The fuck you guys? One of my connections from the county GOP has a metric fuckton of money that likely relates back to some massive share position in Confederate Slave Holdings Limited or some shit, old ass family money. The guy gets all emotional and shit over things like this and I'm trying to explain to him the nuances of lawfare and legal trolling, he's finally starting to get it and understand what trolling like this means. We texted last night about a plan to get onto the wait list for that religious display area so that we can put up a statue of The Prophet Mohammed to show everyone how inclusive and progressive Iowa is. The thought hit me when I was clanging and banging a couple days ago and he loves it. Let's see if he follows through because I ain't funding that shit and want nothing to do with it, but the troll potential is so fucking high that I can't ignore it. I’m in.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 15, 2023 19:07:29 GMT -6
One of my connections from the county GOP has a metric fuckton of money that likely relates back to some massive share position in Confederate Slave Holdings Limited or some shit, old ass family money. The guy gets all emotional and shit over things like this and I'm trying to explain to him the nuances of lawfare and legal trolling, he's finally starting to get it and understand what trolling like this means. We texted last night about a plan to get onto the wait list for that religious display area so that we can put up a statue of The Prophet Mohammed to show everyone how inclusive and progressive Iowa is. The thought hit me when I was clanging and banging a couple days ago and he loves it. Let's see if he follows through because I ain't funding that shit and want nothing to do with it, but the troll potential is so fucking high that I can't ignore it. You can’t limp in with that weak ass ‘The Prophet Mohammed’ shit after they did Baphomet. You gotta go harder in the paint you gotta do something like ancient Sumerian goddess Ereshkigal. Goddess of Death and Gloom. Honestly the only this that pisses Christians off more than the devil is atheists. At least ‘in their minds’ acknowledging the existence of Satan also acknowledges the existence of god. Atheism is the negation of their entire belief system and it makes them BIG MAD. Shit, just a banner saying THERE IS NO GOD would be enough to tip them over. But displaying an image of El Prophet is the one crime to rule over all crimes, punishable by death according to the Islamists so putting a statue of that warmongering pedophile under the guise of Tolerance & Diversity(tm) is elite trolling. Absolutely brilliant.
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Post by socal on Dec 15, 2023 19:29:46 GMT -6
You can’t limp in with that weak ass ‘The Prophet Mohammed’ shit after they did Baphomet. You gotta go harder in the paint you gotta do something like ancient Sumerian goddess Ereshkigal. Goddess of Death and Gloom. Honestly the only this that pisses Christians off more than the devil is atheists. At least ‘in their minds’ acknowledging the existence of Satan also acknowledges the existence of god. Atheism is the negation of their entire belief system and it makes them BIG MAD. Shit, just a banner saying THERE IS NO GOD would be enough to tip them over. Je suis Charlie. 9 years ago next month. Never fucking forget. Do you think they won't be able to trace shit back to you? I could be easily bribed by a newish money Islamic zealot into giving them your name.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 18, 2023 7:19:09 GMT -6
You can’t limp in with that weak ass ‘The Prophet Mohammed’ shit after they did Baphomet. You gotta go harder in the paint you gotta do something like ancient Sumerian goddess Ereshkigal. Goddess of Death and Gloom. Honestly the only this that pisses Christians off more than the devil is atheists. At least ‘in their minds’ acknowledging the existence of Satan also acknowledges the existence of god. Atheism is the negation of their entire belief system and it makes them BIG MAD. Shit, just a banner saying THERE IS NO GOD would be enough to tip them over. But displaying an image of El Prophet is the one crime to rule over all crimes, punishable by death according to the Islamists so putting a statue of that warmongering pedophile under the guise of Tolerance & Diversity(tm) is elite trolling. Absolutely brilliant. I'm glad that you like it. Bad news, though, I was at a party for my son's tournament karate team on Saturday and saw a dude wearing a FJB hat and started bullshitting with him. Guy seemed to know a lot of shit and said he got sent to do two tours in the sandbox so he is what you might call a "right wing zealot" because he's so upset about getting sent over there for fuck all. Anyway, he basically told me "I'm not saying it's a bad idea, but it needs work. If you want to show how inclusive a place is you need to show the prophet as a trans woman with plenty of accompanying flags and rainbow logos of America's largest corporations." Now look, I'm not saying everyone who wears a FJB hat is a genius, but that guy is a motherfucking genius. That is a meta level of in real life trolling that I could have never even contemplated it and yet this dude thought of it within a millisecond of hearing my idea. So what do you think of this tactical shift in the plan? Do you think it will work? Can you be our man on the ground to get on the waitlist in case they need a state resident to request the space?
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 18, 2023 9:39:05 GMT -6
To be clear, any and all self-identifying(I mean vote straight ticket that way, but claim "I aint into big politicks!") right-wing folk I know, which is like 75% of the people around me at any given time in this area, would lose their shit by orders of magnitood moar seeing a Mohammed thing, versus a Baphomet thing, in a courthouse.
Jus' saying'
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 18, 2023 12:14:19 GMT -6
I think they have an atheist display. And the satanic temple group Display actually had nothing to do with satan….if you read their charter. Buuuuut!!! But! That's a just a ruse for the real devil worship cabal takeover! They want us to think it aint about Satan, so they can sneak Satan into everyone's lives and....uh....and uh, take over!
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Post by TaterWanger on Dec 23, 2023 10:26:38 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Dec 23, 2023 10:28:07 GMT -6
The guy that admitted to defacing the Statue in the capital While videotaping himself defacing the statue in the capital pleaded not guilty.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 23, 2023 10:49:57 GMT -6
The guy that admitted to defacing the Statue in the capital While videotaping himself defacing the statue in the capital pleaded not guilty. Maybe he was overcome by divine intervention
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Post by Master Blaster on Dec 23, 2023 19:09:13 GMT -6
The guy that admitted to defacing the Statue in the capital While videotaping himself defacing the statue in the capital pleaded not guilty. Maybe he was overcome by divine intervention Throw the book at the fucker. He deserves it.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 23, 2024 16:50:22 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 23, 2024 17:04:16 GMT -6
I'll go with "it's possibly a bad idea to spray a shitload of mystery chemicals onto soil right above the aquifer from where one pulls groundwater" as the leader in the clubhouse. Iowa doesn't have a massive population center like say a Chicago, Minneapolis, Milwaukee or Indianapolis to cover excess rural cancer cases and though I'm too lazy to look at the data, but I suspect that we have a far greater rural population pulling heavy chemical water from aquifers or decrepit municipal systems than places like Kansas, Dakota or 'Braska. I think Mississippi is the state that's higher than Iowa on cancer cases (but it may be Louisiana) and those areas get a shitload of pollutants from the refineries down on the Gulf plus whatever the hell the Ol' Man has picked up on its trek from Minnesota down to the Gulf.
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 23, 2024 20:40:07 GMT -6
Well that wasn't overly helpful.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 24, 2024 9:24:00 GMT -6
I'll go with "it's possibly a bad idea to spray a shitload of mystery chemicals onto soil right above the aquifer from where one pulls groundwater" as the leader in the clubhouse. Iowa doesn't have a massive population center like say a Chicago, Minneapolis, Milwaukee or Indianapolis to cover excess rural cancer cases and though I'm too lazy to look at the data, but I suspect that we have a far greater rural population pulling heavy chemical water from aquifers or decrepit municipal systems than places like Kansas, Dakota or 'Braska. I think Mississippi is the state that's higher than Iowa on cancer cases (but it may be Louisiana) and those areas get a shitload of pollutants from the refineries down on the Gulf plus whatever the hell the Ol' Man has picked up on its trek from Minnesota down to the Gulf. Pesticides = good for everything. Just ask any farmer. They don't hurt nothin', i.e., it makes their lives and profits(pffftcfhhhh subsidies tho) better so it aint a bad thing. WHAHHHTHTTTT? U WANNA STARVE? THEY FEED THE WORLD EVERY DAY
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Post by Ginger on Jan 24, 2024 23:23:25 GMT -6
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