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Post by socal on Aug 23, 2023 7:07:44 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Aug 23, 2023 8:46:55 GMT -6
Highlights “Everyone knows that the Big Ten West is where the goobers play. Last year absolutely nobody wanted to win the division. Minnesota, Illinois, and Iowa all squandered chances to reach the Big Ten Championship game. Truly the division of Sickos.” “Brian Ferentz is the only individual on this list and for good reason. He has a literal clause built into this year’s contract where Iowa has to score 25 points per game for him to be brought back. In true Iowa style, those don’t have to be purely scored by the offense. A true pioneer in the Sickos world.” “The Cyclones only won one game after starting out the year 3-0. Most of their games were really close, too, earning them this year’s “Greatest 4-8 Team Award.” Otherwise known as the “Nebraska Cornhuskers Award.” “ Coming in at number one… Iowa isn’t the top Sicko team in the nation because they stink. They aren’t like UMass where they are hilariously bad. It’s much more than that. They still are a good team, as evidenced by their 8-5 record last year. They are just so painfully inept on offense that it makes you laugh. They are the true champion of the Sicko masses. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 23, 2023 9:29:59 GMT -6
Highlights “Everyone knows that the Big Ten West is where the goobers play. Last year absolutely nobody wanted to win the division. Minnesota, Illinois, and Iowa all squandered chances to reach the Big Ten Championship game. Truly the division of Sickos.” “Brian Ferentz is the only individual on this list and for good reason. He has a literal clause built into this year’s contract where Iowa has to score 25 points per game for him to be brought back. In true Iowa style, those don’t have to be purely scored by the offense. A true pioneer in the Sickos world.” “The Cyclones only won one game after starting out the year 3-0. Most of their games were really close, too, earning them this year’s “Greatest 4-8 Team Award.” Otherwise known as the “Nebraska Cornhuskers Award.” “ Coming in at number one… Iowa isn’t the top Sicko team in the nation because they stink. They aren’t like UMass where they are hilariously bad. It’s much more than that. They still are a good team, as evidenced by their 8-5 record last year. They are just so painfully inept on offense that it makes you laugh. They are the true champion of the Sicko masses. The "sicko" descriptor is kind of dum. Hokks really have to score 25/game for Brain to com back??? I thought it was just a bonus incentive if he did do >25 |
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Post by socal on Aug 23, 2023 11:31:44 GMT -6
Highlights “Everyone knows that the Big Ten West is where the goobers play. Last year absolutely nobody wanted to win the division. Minnesota, Illinois, and Iowa all squandered chances to reach the Big Ten Championship game. Truly the division of Sickos.” “Brian Ferentz is the only individual on this list and for good reason. He has a literal clause built into this year’s contract where Iowa has to score 25 points per game for him to be brought back. In true Iowa style, those don’t have to be purely scored by the offense. A true pioneer in the Sickos world.” “The Cyclones only won one game after starting out the year 3-0. Most of their games were really close, too, earning them this year’s “Greatest 4-8 Team Award.” Otherwise known as the “Nebraska Cornhuskers Award.” “ Coming in at number one… Iowa isn’t the top Sicko team in the nation because they stink. They aren’t like UMass where they are hilariously bad. It’s much more than that. They still are a good team, as evidenced by their 8-5 record last year. They are just so painfully inept on offense that it makes you laugh. They are the true champion of the Sicko masses. The "sicko" descriptor is kind of dum. Hokks really have to score 25/game for Brain to com back??? I thought it was just a bonus incentive if he did do >25 Lets assume is a binding clause and get the torches and pitchforks if he doesn't hit it. |
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Post by socal on Aug 23, 2023 11:32:12 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 23, 2023 11:35:51 GMT -6
That's some fucking bullshit. He didn't bet on football. The NCAA is a joke and ought to be eradicated. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 23, 2023 12:17:06 GMT -6
That's some fucking bullshit. He didn't bet on football. The NCAA is a joke and ought to be eradicated. This would be a really good opportunity for the newly reformed Big 10 to flex its muscle and tell the NCAA to fuck right off. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 23, 2023 13:11:26 GMT -6
That's some fucking bullshit. He didn't bet on football. The NCAA is a joke and ought to be eradicated. This would be a really good opportunity for the newly reformed Big 10 to flex its muscle and tell the NCAA to fuck right off. Concur, counselor. The B1G needs to draw a line in the sand and let the arbitrary, capricious corrupt AF NCAA know who's boss. |
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Post by livingintheusa on Aug 23, 2023 18:08:19 GMT -6
This would be a really good opportunity for the newly reformed Big 10 to flex its muscle and tell the NCAA to fuck right off. Concur, counselor. The B1G needs to draw a line in the sand and let the arbitrary, capricious corrupt AF NCAA know who's boss. Money talks and Bullshit Walks |
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 24, 2023 8:10:37 GMT -6
The "sicko" descriptor is kind of dum. Hokks really have to score 25/game for Brain to com back??? I thought it was just a bonus incentive if he did do >25 Lets assume is a binding clause and get the torches and pitchforks if he doesn't hit it. Why wait? |
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 28, 2023 12:57:45 GMT -6
This is for O'Keefe, as his favorite team is featured in the video.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 28, 2023 13:05:36 GMT -6
This is for O'Keefe, as his favorite team is featured in the video. The fact that 'Bama didn't get in despite the TCU loss is one of the biggest travesties of the past thousand years of Western civilization. The guy is a Miss State fan, but he ain't wrong. |
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Post by Other on Aug 28, 2023 13:16:22 GMT -6
This is for O'Keefe, as his favorite team is featured in the video. Imagine being such a loser that you care that much about college football. |
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Post by Ginger on Aug 28, 2023 19:38:58 GMT -6
Man….now THIS should get you in the mood…
GO HAWKS!
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Post by kirksfupa on Aug 28, 2023 19:48:20 GMT -6
This is for O'Keefe, as his favorite team is featured in the video. Imagine being such a loser that you care that much about college football. That guy is a dumbass. |
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Post by Other on Aug 29, 2023 10:13:05 GMT -6
Man….now THIS should get you in the mood… GO HAWKS! Look....I'm going to do you a favor and squash this now. Iowa has one quarterback with any talent and he's injured and our offensive line sucks. The strategy of every team is going to be to hurt him and they will be successful, he will last 3-4 games (at best) then his season will be over. After that we will be left with the tub o' lard and human turnover machine from Wisconsin. Yes our defense is excellent but without a QB and O-line it won't really matter, this is a 7 win season at best. Also Brain will continue to suck at his job and his dad will protect him. Rinse and repeat. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 29, 2023 10:22:50 GMT -6
Man….now THIS should get you in the mood… GO HAWKS! Look....I'm going to do you a favor and squash this now. Iowa has one quarterback with any talent and he's injured and our offensive line sucks. The strategy of every team is going to be to hurt him and they will be successful, he will last 3-4 games (at best) then his season will be over. After that we will be left with the tub o' lard and human turnover machine from Wisconsin. Yes our defense is excellent but without a QB and O-line it won't really matter, this is a 7 win season at best. Also Brain will continue to suck at his job and his dad will protect him. Rinse and repeat. Daddy may protect him but Beth Goetz won’t |
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Post by Ginger on Aug 29, 2023 16:33:27 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Aug 29, 2023 16:35:03 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Aug 29, 2023 19:03:06 GMT -6
I still remember where I was. Bar at the Ox Yoke Inn. |
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Post by Ginger on Aug 29, 2023 19:44:49 GMT -6
Man….now THIS should get you in the mood… GO HAWKS! Look....I'm going to do you a favor and squash this now. Iowa has one quarterback with any talent and he's injured and our offensive line sucks. The strategy of every team is going to be to hurt him and they will be successful, he will last 3-4 games (at best) then his season will be over. After that we will be left with the tub o' lard and human turnover machine from Wisconsin. Yes our defense is excellent but without a QB and O-line it won't really matter, this is a 7 win season at best. Also Brain will continue to suck at his job and his dad will protect him. Rinse and repeat. You probably poop at parties. |
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Post by Other on Aug 29, 2023 20:53:18 GMT -6
Look....I'm going to do you a favor and squash this now. Iowa has one quarterback with any talent and he's injured and our offensive line sucks. The strategy of every team is going to be to hurt him and they will be successful, he will last 3-4 games (at best) then his season will be over. After that we will be left with the tub o' lard and human turnover machine from Wisconsin. Yes our defense is excellent but without a QB and O-line it won't really matter, this is a 7 win season at best. Also Brain will continue to suck at his job and his dad will protect him. Rinse and repeat. You probably poop at parties. Always |
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Post by Ginger on Aug 30, 2023 20:21:44 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Aug 30, 2023 21:02:10 GMT -6
Great read. Definitely adds some contour to the impression I had of him. Sounds like a perfect Ferentz player that might make for an awesome season. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 31, 2023 7:34:34 GMT -6
I bet we toss at least 1 TD pass in each game this year.
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