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Post by TaterWanger on Jan 16, 2024 11:04:19 GMT -6
Looks like Paul Chryst was offered the jerb but went fanks but no fanks. Rumor has it Kurt is scouring the NFL ranks to find the guy.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 16, 2024 16:02:26 GMT -6
I head the same rumor.
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Post by TaterWanger on Jan 16, 2024 16:44:41 GMT -6
Is the assistant head coach a "Head Coach in Waiting"? Kurt will likely become the all time winningest coach in Big Ten history next year.
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Post by Other on Jan 16, 2024 17:40:39 GMT -6
Is the assistant head coach a "Head Coach in Waiting"? Kurt will likely become the all time winningest coach in Big Ten history next year. Nope. Pretty standard position.
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Post by TaterWanger on Jan 16, 2024 18:48:29 GMT -6
Seth is the "Iowa" hidden gem recruiting guy right?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 17, 2024 7:03:19 GMT -6
Seth is the "Iowa" hidden gem recruiting guy right? Hell if I know, but his unit has consistently been the best during his tenure and we don't have the old problem of "welp, the LBs turned over so the defense is gonna be unwatchable for the next 16 games" that we used to have.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2024 7:40:49 GMT -6
Think of how heavy our pass attack will be next year.. Now that the WR coach is gone, and Ferrets is clearly looking for the next Mike Martz, what 7 star WR recruit won't come here??
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 17, 2024 10:25:13 GMT -6
Think of how heavy our pass attack will be next year.. Now that the WR coach is gone, and Ferrets is clearly looking for the next Mike Martz, what 7 star WR recruit won't come here?? My guess is that our embarrassment of riches at WR will be so bountiful that multiple 2025 playoff teams will be led offensively by ex-Iowa WRs. Georgia, Ohio and USC will probably all buy houses in Iowa City so their advance scouts can hang around town just to watch our reserves in warmups and sneak whatever glimpses they can of practices. There's only one ball and when we are up 42-10 in every game and have to swap to the run it will lead to some disgruntled voices in the WR room, so we will lose some studs to the portal.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2024 12:41:42 GMT -6
I'll bet a 12=pack of Hopslam that we have a QB throw for > 350 yards at least twice next year.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 17, 2024 13:44:23 GMT -6
I'll bet a 12=pack of Hopslam that we have a QB throw for > 350 yards at least twice next year. The HopSlam is already expired, Shitlord. I have 21 cans left, January 7 expiration date.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2024 15:41:06 GMT -6
I'll bet a 12=pack of Hopslam that we have a QB throw for > 350 yards at least twice next year. The HopSlam is already expired, Shitlord. I have 21 cans left, January 7 expiration date. Next batch, fuckface.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 17, 2024 16:40:26 GMT -6
The HopSlam is already expired, Shitlord. I have 21 cans left, January 7 expiration date. Next batch, fuckface. Consider yourself banned the next time I log in as moderator. Anyway, dipshit, what if the next batch is bad? No sane man would gamble on a commodity with such a wide degree of variability.
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Post by socal on Jan 17, 2024 17:18:02 GMT -6
Consider yourself banned the next time I log in as moderator. Anyway, dipshit, what if the next batch is bad? No sane man would gamble on a commodity with such a wide degree of variability. Administrator = Moderator. It's OK to admit you don't remember how to turn on the electronics stuff, old man.
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Post by socal on Jan 17, 2024 17:21:26 GMT -6
Think of how heavy our pass attack will be next year.. Now that the WR coach is gone, and Ferrets is clearly looking for the next Mike Martz, what 7 star WR recruit won't come here?? My guess is that our embarrassment of riches at WR will be so bountiful that multiple 2025 playoff teams will be led offensively by ex-Iowa WRs. Georgia, Ohio and USC will probably all buy houses in Iowa City so their advance scouts can hang around town just to watch our reserves in warmups and sneak whatever glimpses they can of practices. There's only one ball and when we are up 42-10 in every game and have to swap to the run it will lead to some disgruntled voices in the WR room, so we will lose some studs to the portal. G6 Gerb Higby's kid is probably about of age to play for us.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 17, 2024 18:05:17 GMT -6
My guess is that our embarrassment of riches at WR will be so bountiful that multiple 2025 playoff teams will be led offensively by ex-Iowa WRs. Georgia, Ohio and USC will probably all buy houses in Iowa City so their advance scouts can hang around town just to watch our reserves in warmups and sneak whatever glimpses they can of practices. There's only one ball and when we are up 42-10 in every game and have to swap to the run it will lead to some disgruntled voices in the WR room, so we will lose some studs to the portal. G6 Gerb Higby's kid is probably about of age to play for us. Rack him. Holy shit this is a deeeeeeeep cut. Love it.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 18, 2024 7:25:15 GMT -6
Consider yourself banned the next time I log in as moderator. Anyway, dipshit, what if the next batch is bad? No sane man would gamble on a commodity with such a wide degree of variability. Bud Lite it is then, ya fuckin dolt.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 18, 2024 14:58:03 GMT -6
Think of how heavy our pass attack will be next year.. Now that the WR coach is gone, and Ferrets is clearly looking for the next Mike Martz, what 7 star WR recruit won't come here?? All of ‘em! Bidness as usual.
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Post by Other on Jan 19, 2024 18:47:53 GMT -6
Kadyn Proctor has a university of Iowa email account as of today.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 20, 2024 12:06:20 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Jan 20, 2024 12:08:02 GMT -6
Fuckin’ nailed it!
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Post by Ginger on Jan 20, 2024 12:09:37 GMT -6
You didn’t nail shit. You just substantiated reported rumors you read
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Post by Ginger on Jan 20, 2024 13:02:06 GMT -6
He’s at the Iowa Purdue game.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 20, 2024 13:06:27 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Jan 20, 2024 16:50:16 GMT -6
You didn’t nail shit. You just substantiated reported rumors you read SILENCE WENCH!
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Post by Ginger on Jan 20, 2024 20:03:11 GMT -6
You didn’t nail shit. You just substantiated reported rumors you read SILENCE WENCH!
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