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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 26, 2015 18:32:10 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2015 18:37:29 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Nov 27, 2015 9:05:20 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 27, 2015 9:32:53 GMT -6
Jumped teh shark. This thread officially haz. Uhhh you tried posted funnies long ago. You failed.
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Post by egadsto on Nov 27, 2015 9:44:16 GMT -6
Jumped teh shark. This thread officially haz.
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Post by egadsto on Nov 29, 2015 11:26:15 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 29, 2015 16:42:38 GMT -6
That could be me if it was a green Schwinn with chrome fenders and a two speed kickback
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2015 16:48:11 GMT -6
I had teh yellow huffy with "banana" seat and BMX bars.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 29, 2015 16:50:27 GMT -6
I got my Schwinn after my blue Hiawatha was stolen from the swimming pool.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 29, 2015 18:11:59 GMT -6
I had teh yellow huffy with "banana" seat and BMX bars. Mah Huffy was gold. Also had banana seat. Look at all these richies in here with their damned Schwinn's. That fucking Huffy was a hand me down from our neighbor, to mah bro, then to me. That fucking thing had to have been built in '75, maybe earlier, and it prolly weighed more than I weighed. I remember, back in '85 or '86 I had saved my dough and bought a BMX from Target. It felt like riding a Caddy after that Huffy. Sure as shit, about two months after I got it, I was jumping some shit and I bent the damned frame. Couldn't keep the chain on it and mah old man was liek "you gotta ride that Huffy because you'll snap the frame on that Target bike." About a week later, I jumped something and she bent like a fucking taco and I damned near broke my arm. So I stripped the components off the target bike and put them on the Huffy so that I had hand brakes and skinnier tires and rode that Huffy for a few more years. Say what you will about those Huffy products, but they were the finest tubed steel Pittsburgh turned out and they were hand welded by a master fucking craftsman in Ohio. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I thought they got squeezed by the big box stores and they either went bankrupt or almost did because people wanted to save $10-$20 on their kids' bikes. Damned shame because if you had a Huffy, that fucker would last for three kids, but if you buy a bike today, it will be made in China and won't even last two years unless you buy some really specialized shit.
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Post by Incogayno. on Nov 29, 2015 18:20:07 GMT -6
Huffy was made in China back in the 80s. My parents made a big deal about it. Would only buy schwinn back then
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 29, 2015 18:28:15 GMT -6
For the record I bought my Schwinn Stingray used with my own money I earned from delivering the Rag. I hung the messenger bag on the handlebars and threw the prefolded papers onto my customers steps with the velocity and precision of Johnny U. And there wasn't a kid on a Huffy in town that could pop a wheelie as far as me and my Schwinne - I mean Schwinn.
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Post by egadsto on Nov 29, 2015 19:20:15 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2015 19:29:15 GMT -6
I had teh yellow huffy with "banana" seat and BMX bars. Mah Huffy was gold. Also had banana seat. Look at all these richies in here with their damned Schwinn's. That fucking Huffy was a hand me down from our neighbor, to mah bro, then to me. That fucking thing had to have been built in '75, maybe earlier, and it prolly weighed more than I weighed. I remember, back in '85 or '86 I had saved my dough and bought a BMX from Target. It felt like riding a Caddy after that Huffy. Sure as shit, about two months after I got it, I was jumping some shit and I bent the damned frame. Couldn't keep the chain on it and mah old man was liek "you gotta ride that Huffy because you'll snap the frame on that Target bike." About a week later, I jumped something and she bent like a fucking taco and I damned near broke my arm. So I stripped the components off the target bike and put them on the Huffy so that I had hand brakes and skinnier tires and rode that Huffy for a few more years. Say what you will about those Huffy products, but they were the finest tubed steel Pittsburgh turned out and they were hand welded by a master fucking craftsman in Ohio. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I thought they got squeezed by the big box stores and they either went bankrupt or almost did because people wanted to save $10-$20 on their kids' bikes. Damned shame because if you had a Huffy, that fucker would last for three kids, but if you buy a bike today, it will be made in China and won't even last two years unless you buy some really specialized shit. GOSPEL
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 29, 2015 19:35:42 GMT -6
I wonder if anyone ever Shit on his huffy, necessitating its timely trip into a river or quarry?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2015 19:40:49 GMT -6
I wonder if anyone ever Shit on his huffy, necessitating its timely trip into a river or quarry? Need help with, incontinence?
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 29, 2015 19:45:12 GMT -6
I wonder if anyone ever Shit on his huffy, necessitating its timely trip into a river or quarry? I spent a summer at my cousins in northern Minnesota when I was 14. They had an old Sears imitation Stingray that we wrppaed a car inner tube to the handle bars. We set up a ramp at the bottom of a hill that would launch us skyward before landing in the lake. Nobody shit on it that I can remember though. There was a Fourth of July fireworks display set off from the diving dock of that same lake that summer. A spark set all the boxes of fireworks off so that they were all going off at the same time, mostly in a horizontal direction. It was the best fireworks display I've ever witnessed.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 29, 2015 19:51:03 GMT -6
Lots of short fuse eh?
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 29, 2015 19:52:29 GMT -6
Little bit.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 1, 2015 9:29:54 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Dec 1, 2015 10:45:21 GMT -6
Not bad Tweeter, not bad.
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Post by TaterWanger on Dec 1, 2015 14:43:09 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 1, 2015 14:46:51 GMT -6
That's blatant plagiarism of hipster performance "art."
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Post by socal on Dec 1, 2015 18:34:33 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 2, 2015 8:28:55 GMT -6
Billai decorates for Xmas And tweets sucks again.
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