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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 9, 2019 17:45:31 GMT -6
That's a well-equipped playroom. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 9, 2019 18:27:03 GMT -6
Somebody funna check the data analytics on that on Monday and be like "this thing is gonna sell in a few days - look at all the traffic. And it's fucking global. Maybe we ought to up the price by $30k." |
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 9, 2019 18:52:22 GMT -6
I have young kids, I was wondering if the house has a swing set. Fanks. |
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Post by socal on Feb 12, 2019 18:40:02 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 18, 2019 9:40:28 GMT -6
In honor of the passing of Bruno Ganz, let us all quietly reflect as we watch the DT in the bunker video. If I could only find it.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 18, 2019 10:12:35 GMT -6
In honor of the passing of Bruno Ganz, let us all quietly reflect as we watch the DT in the bunker video. If I could only find it. LOL |
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 18, 2019 13:17:56 GMT -6
In honor of the passing of Bruno Ganz, let us all quietly reflect as we watch the DT in the bunker video. If I could only find it. LOL Do you by any chance have a side gig as a professional mourner? |
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 19, 2019 13:17:13 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 19, 2019 13:29:25 GMT -6
Man, that is fucking awesome. I can just imagine trying to explain that one to my dad. |
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 19, 2019 14:36:09 GMT -6
I once bought two bowling balls at a garage sale for $5. One I rolled out of a van going downgrade at 40mph. It went straight down the street for about a quarter mile, then crossed an intersection, narrowly missing two cars traveling in opposite directions, like in a cartoon. And the people I was with wondered why I was buying two bowling balls. The other one broke while I was dribbling it in the street. They bounce surprisingly well. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 19, 2019 14:46:41 GMT -6
I once bought two bowling balls at a garage sale for $5. One I rolled out of a van going downgrade at 40mph. It went straight down the street for about a quarter mile, then crossed an intersection, narrowly missing two cars traveling in opposite directions, like in a cartoon. And the people I was with wondered why I was buying two bowling balls. The other one broke while I was dribbling it in the street. They bounce surprisingly well. Look, I don't want to sound like an old man or a big government statist here, but I wouldn't be opposed to the government enacting a law whereby you have to be 25 to buy a used bowling ball at a thrift store or garage sale. I bought one at Goodwill on 86th and Douglas in 11th grade and I forget what kind of fuckery we did with it (I do remember it splitting eventually) and one kid from my class (I remember having it at school) wanted to drop the fucking thing off an overpass on I-235. Males under 25 just aren't equipped to handle cheaply procured bowling balls. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 19, 2019 14:55:25 GMT -6
I once bought two bowling balls at a garage sale for $5. One I rolled out of a van going downgrade at 40mph. It went straight down the street for about a quarter mile, then crossed an intersection, narrowly missing two cars traveling in opposite directions, like in a cartoon. And the people I was with wondered why I was buying two bowling balls. The other one broke while I was dribbling it in the street. They bounce surprisingly well. Look, I don't want to sound like an old man or a big government statist here, but I wouldn't be opposed to the government enacting a law whereby you have to be 25 to buy a used bowling ball at a thrift store or garage sale. I bought one at Goodwill on 86th and Douglas in 11th grade and I forget what kind of fuckery we did with it (I do remember it splitting eventually) and one kid from my class (I remember having it at school) wanted to drop the fucking thing off an overpass on I-235. Males under 25 just aren't equipped to handle cheaply procured bowling balls. You bought it to fuck the holes. Don't pretend like you don't know why you bought it. You fool no one. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 19, 2019 15:06:57 GMT -6
Look, I don't want to sound like an old man or a big government statist here, but I wouldn't be opposed to the government enacting a law whereby you have to be 25 to buy a used bowling ball at a thrift store or garage sale. I bought one at Goodwill on 86th and Douglas in 11th grade and I forget what kind of fuckery we did with it (I do remember it splitting eventually) and one kid from my class (I remember having it at school) wanted to drop the fucking thing off an overpass on I-235. Males under 25 just aren't equipped to handle cheaply procured bowling balls. You bought it to fuck the holes. Don't pretend like you don't know why you bought it. You fool no one. Nah, I was fortunate enough to have a girlfriend who would let me raw dog it at least once and often twice a day in high school so I wouldn't have bought a bowling ball for that purpose. When I started college and she got a new boyfriend, she got pregnant within liek 2 weeks and I had to explain to her that she shouldn't let a guy with weak pullout game raw dog her. We had a heart to heart when she said she wanted to live wit' me when she got knocked up by some other dude and I was liek "nah bisch" and I explained that a guy's pullout game is often really highly correlated with his IQ. A guy with a higher IQ will understand that 3 seconds of pleasure just ain't worth the headache of dropping a creampie. See, e.g., Idiocracy and Florida. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 19, 2019 15:23:20 GMT -6
You bought it to fuck the holes. Don't pretend like you don't know why you bought it. You fool no one. Nah, I was fortunate enough to have a girlfriend who would let me raw dog it at least once and often twice a day in high school so I wouldn't have bought a bowling ball for that purpose. When I started college and she got a new boyfriend, she got pregnant within liek 2 weeks and I had to explain to her that she shouldn't let a guy with weak pullout game raw dog her. We had a heart to heart when she said she wanted to live wit' me when she got knocked up by some other dude and I was liek "nah bisch" and I explained that a guy's pullout game is often really highly correlated with his IQ. A guy with a higher IQ will understand that 3 seconds of pleasure just ain't worth the headache of dropping a creampie. See, e.g., Idiocracy and Florida. C'mon...it's me buddy, it's ghosto. We go back damn near 15 years. You don't have to be that guy with me. You wanted to fuck the bowling ball. |
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 19, 2019 15:27:17 GMT -6
The physics involved here are mind bottling. You have to throw the ball with enough speed to briefly overtake the car. Then as the ball speed is reduced by friction and air resistance, as well as accounting for the balls longer travel distance you have to brake fairly hard to allow it to crush your fucking trunk.
I mean NASA couldn't figure this shit out.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 19, 2019 15:37:17 GMT -6
The physics involved here are mind bottling. You have to throw the ball with enough speed to briefly overtake the car. Then as the ball speed is reduced by friction and air resistance, as well as accounting for the balls longer travel distance you have to brake fairly hard to allow it to crush your fucking trunk. I mean NASA couldn't figure this shit out. Look, I don't have my TI-85 with me so I can't give you the exact equation, but you see brake lights on the car during the whole gif. The ball is going to scrub off some of its lateral speed so if the car just maintains speed, he would be fine, but the brake lights during the whole video makes it clear we ain't dealing with Isaac fucking Newton here. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 19, 2019 16:08:54 GMT -6
The physics involved here are mind bottling. You have to throw the ball with enough speed to briefly overtake the car. Then as the ball speed is reduced by friction and air resistance, as well as accounting for the balls longer travel distance you have to brake fairly hard to allow it to crush your fucking trunk. I mean NASA couldn't figure this shit out. Look, I don't have my TI-85 with me so I can't give you the exact equation, but you see brake lights on the car during the whole gif. The ball is going to scrub off some of its lateral speed so if the car just maintains speed, he would be fine, but the brake lights during the whole video makes it clear we ain't dealing with Isaac fucking Newton here. It's actually pretty simple. The arc of the ball would be the length of the distance the car traveled times pi divided by half. So let's say if the car traveled 420 feet after releasing the ball, and the max height of the ball was 69 feet, the ball traveled 663.6 feet in the air. If it takes 4 seconds to travel 420 feet, the car is going 71 miles per hour. That means the ball needed to go 113 miles per hour. That's just an extra 42mph of force the thrower needs to add. Totally doable. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 19, 2019 16:17:24 GMT -6
Look, I don't have my TI-85 with me so I can't give you the exact equation, but you see brake lights on the car during the whole gif. The ball is going to scrub off some of its lateral speed so if the car just maintains speed, he would be fine, but the brake lights during the whole video makes it clear we ain't dealing with Isaac fucking Newton here. It's actually pretty simple. The arc of the ball would be the length of the distance the car traveled times pi divided by half. So let's say if the car traveled 420 feet after releasing the ball, and the max height of the ball was 69 feet, the ball traveled 663.6 feet in the air. If it takes 4 seconds to travel 420 feet, the car is going 71 miles per hour. That means the ball needed to go 113 miles per hour. That's just an extra 42mph of force the thrower needs to add. Totally doable. Jesus Christ, this sounds about as incomprehensible as the sample essays I have fucking written getting ready for the bar next week. The only thing I would have added is the 69 degree launch angle of that ramp. |
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 19, 2019 16:18:03 GMT -6
The physics involved here are mind bottling. You have to throw the ball with enough speed to briefly overtake the car. Then as the ball speed is reduced by friction and air resistance, as well as accounting for the balls longer travel distance you have to brake fairly hard to allow it to crush your fucking trunk. I mean NASA couldn't figure this shit out. Look, I don't have my TI-85 with me so I can't give you the exact equation, but you see brake lights on the car during the whole gif. The ball is going to scrub off some of its lateral speed so if the car just maintains speed, he would be fine, but the brake lights during the whole video makes it clear we ain't dealing with Isaac fucking Newton here. See what happened here is the rich privlidged driver wanted more than his fair share of the fun. He is the fun creator after all. Workout his wheels none of this happens. He ain't gonna let his broke-dick friend in the back seat get to see this just cause he had 2.00 in his pocket and saw the user bowling ball first. Well the joke is on him my friend cuz he just found out the hard way that socialism works. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 19, 2019 18:28:18 GMT -6
Jesus christ you guys
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 20, 2019 9:28:47 GMT -6
Billy, is this your new line of work?
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/asmvhx/simon_says_do_that_thing/
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 20, 2019 9:34:00 GMT -6
I can't grow a mustache like that
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 20, 2019 15:56:19 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 20, 2019 17:31:17 GMT -6
This is the sole reason we shouldn't have single payer in this county. Fuck them kids w cystic fibrosis. I ain't payin for this fucktards ER visit. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 20, 2019 19:38:41 GMT -6
This is the sole reason we shouldn't have single payer in this county. Fuck them kids w cystic fibrosis. I ain't payin for this fucktards ER visit. Yes, but let us consider another angle. The arts. Art is so subjective. There are cucks walking around farting in glasses, smelling it, and commenting on "modern art" and trying to bilk taxpayers for that shit. This video. This is fucking art. The guy took the cinnamon challenge and then pushed it a step further. Pushing limits for the entertainment of others is the essence of creating good art. Perhaps with better health care, we would get more classics like this:  |
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