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Post by Ginger on Mar 13, 2020 7:19:17 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 13, 2020 8:21:36 GMT -6
This thread is for funny material. That is a recycled joke that isn't funny. The only person who hit on the delivery and almost made one that was funny was this dude: |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 13, 2020 8:43:55 GMT -6
This thread is for funny material. That is a recycled joke that isn't funny. The only person who hit on the delivery and almost made one that was funny was this dude: Hers was funnier |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 13, 2020 14:52:03 GMT -6
This thread is for funny material. That is a recycled joke that isn't funny. The only person who hit on the delivery and almost made one that was funny was this dude: Hers was funnier No. She has a nasally uptalk that is annoying as fuck and she is clearly reading it. Women just aren't funny, toots. |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 16, 2020 7:12:07 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Mar 16, 2020 7:15:14 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 16, 2020 7:35:42 GMT -6
Guh, had to watch it twice. Blech. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 16, 2020 7:39:42 GMT -6
They're still doing the sumo tournament in Japan but without a crowd. There are 4 events per year and they last 15 days each. It's too bad the folks at NHK didn't try to sell the broadcast rights in the US on a one-off basis. People would watch it. |
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 16, 2020 7:59:38 GMT -6
They're still doing the sumo tournament in Japan but without a crowd. There are 4 events per year and they last 15 days each. It's too bad the folks at NHK didn't try to sell the broadcast rights in the US on a one-off basis. People would watch it. Id watch the fuck out of it. I haven't seen a live sporting event in 5 days. I think I might die. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 16, 2020 8:12:55 GMT -6
They're still doing the sumo tournament in Japan but without a crowd. There are 4 events per year and they last 15 days each. It's too bad the folks at NHK didn't try to sell the broadcast rights in the US on a one-off basis. People would watch it. Id watch the fuck out of it. I haven't seen a live sporting event in 5 days. I think I might die. Hell, they could probably just show spliced events from the past few years on weekends and people would watch it. No one would know who won it and it would be better than watching 2007 Kansas-K-State basketball games. They should also quarantine their baseball league and get it started on April 1 and show the games on tape delay in the US. I think people would watch that as well. I'd rather watch the Yomiuri Giants play the Chiba Lotte Marines than the ESPN talking head shows and 30 for 30 re-runs. They could probably just leave the original audio feed as well and dub it over into English on the SAP channel. People would love to hear the announcers get fired up over strike outs. SAAAAAAN SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 16, 2020 8:51:35 GMT -6
Hey.. Smackdown was live on Friday. We have Wrasling still.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 16, 2020 9:52:02 GMT -6
Hey.. Smackdown was live on Friday. We have Wrasling still. You seem like a smart guy. I spent a little quality time with my son watching some classics over the weekend. Top Gun and Episodes 1 and 2 of Dukes of Hazzard. Question 1 - what country were those Mig 28s from? Question 2 - if Hazzard County was a podunk backwater county, how did they have so much money to pay huge construction crews to do so much roadwork on those gravel roads? So many "Open Ditch Ahead" and "Bridge Closed" jump scenes. Where the fuck did the money come from for those projects? |
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 16, 2020 10:24:41 GMT -6
Hey.. Smackdown was live on Friday. We have Wrasling still. You seem like a smart guy. I spent a little quality time with my son watching some classics over the weekend. Top Gun and Episodes 1 and 2 of Dukes of Hazzard. Question 1 - what country were those Mig 28s from? Question 2 - if Hazzard County was a podunk backwater county, how did they have so much money to pay huge construction crews to do so much roadwork on those gravel roads? So many "Open Ditch Ahead" and "Bridge Closed" jump scenes. Where the fuck did the money come from for those projects? The migs were painted f-5s. I also watched Top Gun dis weekend and googled it. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 16, 2020 11:36:42 GMT -6
You seem like a smart guy. I spent a little quality time with my son watching some classics over the weekend. Top Gun and Episodes 1 and 2 of Dukes of Hazzard. Question 1 - what country were those Mig 28s from? Question 2 - if Hazzard County was a podunk backwater county, how did they have so much money to pay huge construction crews to do so much roadwork on those gravel roads? So many "Open Ditch Ahead" and "Bridge Closed" jump scenes. Where the fuck did the money come from for those projects? The migs were painted f-5s. I also watched Top Gun dis weekend and googled it. Correct. My son, who is 4, immediately said "Dad, I thought the Migs were all odd numbered, so what is the deal with this Mig 28?" Then, he said "Do you think it was possible that Drumpf, who is undoubtedly literally the worst human being who has ever lived, caged all of those people on the border as training for the institution of martial law in the United States under the guise of implementing a World Health Organization directive?" |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 16, 2020 11:38:07 GMT -6
Hey.. Smackdown was live on Friday. We have Wrasling still. You seem like a smart guy. I spent a little quality time with my son watching some classics over the weekend. Top Gun and Episodes 1 and 2 of Dukes of Hazzard. Question 1 - what country were those Mig 28s from? Question 2 - if Hazzard County was a podunk backwater county, how did they have so much money to pay huge construction crews to do so much roadwork on those gravel roads? So many "Open Ditch Ahead" and "Bridge Closed" jump scenes. Where the fuck did the money come from for those projects? You think Boss Hogg didn't know how to bleed tax payer dollars out of Atlanta? That motherfucker was pulling all sorts of no-bid contracts to his personal companies, then skipping on the work. That's why they never fixed any of the bridges in five fucking years. Those white, seersucker suits ain't free. |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 16, 2020 12:05:10 GMT -6
Hey.. Smackdown was live on Friday. We have Wrasling still. You seem like a smart guy. I spent a little quality time with my son watching some classics over the weekend. Top Gun and Episodes 1 and 2 of Dukes of Hazzard. Question 1 - what country were those Mig 28s from? Question 2 - if Hazzard County was a podunk backwater county, how did they have so much money to pay huge construction crews to do so much roadwork on those gravel roads? So many "Open Ditch Ahead" and "Bridge Closed" jump scenes. Where the fuck did the money come from for those projects? 1. Murica. Cuz those planes are made in the US and painted to look like commies. Because we all know commies love black planes to look evil. 2. Because they are in a gerrymandered district to bleed votes and money out of Atlanta. They get all the money and to protect all the money they get they always continue those expenses because if they don't use that money, they lose it. So they pick a shitty construction company Cooter recommended and the owner gives Boss Hogg a kickback for contracting with them and they make sure that they do it in the slowest, shittiest way so they always have government teet money coming in to afford their big ass caddy convertibles and bigass boats and fancy vacations and mansions. You know how this works. Fuck the poor, and Daisy. |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 16, 2020 12:53:49 GMT -6
You guys aren’t funny.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 16, 2020 12:54:08 GMT -6
You seem like a smart guy. I spent a little quality time with my son watching some classics over the weekend. Top Gun and Episodes 1 and 2 of Dukes of Hazzard. Question 1 - what country were those Mig 28s from? Question 2 - if Hazzard County was a podunk backwater county, how did they have so much money to pay huge construction crews to do so much roadwork on those gravel roads? So many "Open Ditch Ahead" and "Bridge Closed" jump scenes. Where the fuck did the money come from for those projects? 1. Murica. Cuz those planes are made in the US and painted to look like commies. Because we all know commies love black planes to look evil. 2. Because they are in a gerrymandered district to bleed votes and money out of Atlanta. They get all the money and to protect all the money they get they always continue those expenses because if they don't use that money, they lose it. So they pick a shitty construction company Cooter recommended and the owner gives Boss Hogg a kickback for contracting with them and they make sure that they do it in the slowest, shittiest way so they always have government teet money coming in to afford their big ass caddy convertibles and bigass boats and fancy vacations and mansions. You know how this works. Fuck the poor, and Daisy. It's frustrating to see Uncle Jesse constantly encourages Bo and Luke to vote against their own economic interests. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 16, 2020 19:15:34 GMT -6
It's frustrating going to an air show with the Blue Angels, Seals parachuting, an F-22, a P-38, and a Mustang fighting a Zero........ONLY TO WALK PAST THAT MOTHER FUCKING ZERO LATER ON AND SEE PRATT AND FUCKIN WHITNEY STAMPED ON THE GAWD DAMN FUCKIN ENGINE.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 16, 2020 20:49:57 GMT -6
It's frustrating going to an air show with the Blue Angels, Seals parachuting, an F-22, a P-38, and a Mustang fighting a Zero........ONLY TO WALK PAST THAT MOTHER FUCKING ZERO LATER ON AND SEE PRATT AND FUCKIN WHITNEY STAMPED ON THE GAWD DAMN FUCKIN ENGINE. Fuck They weren't going to change the molds just to appease aircraft enthusiasts 75 years in the future. |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 17, 2020 12:44:11 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 17, 2020 14:17:09 GMT -6
It's frustrating going to an air show with the Blue Angels, Seals parachuting, an F-22, a P-38, and a Mustang fighting a Zero........ONLY TO WALK PAST THAT MOTHER FUCKING ZERO LATER ON AND SEE PRATT AND FUCKIN WHITNEY STAMPED ON THE GAWD DAMN FUCKIN ENGINE. Fuck Not like mustang vs zero is authentic anyway. By the time they reached the Pacific theater the airwar was over. Most American vs Jap battles were Corsairs, Wildcats, and Hellcats. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 17, 2020 14:50:29 GMT -6
It's frustrating going to an air show with the Blue Angels, Seals parachuting, an F-22, a P-38, and a Mustang fighting a Zero........ONLY TO WALK PAST THAT MOTHER FUCKING ZERO LATER ON AND SEE PRATT AND FUCKIN WHITNEY STAMPED ON THE GAWD DAMN FUCKIN ENGINE. Fuck Not like mustang vs zero is authentic anyway. By the time they reached the Pacific theater the airwar was over. Most American vs Jap battles were Corsairs, Wildcats, and Hellcats. Correct. Nile died in a Hellcat training to fly off carriers in the Pacific, didn't he? The P-51 is everyone's favorite WWII craft because of that one line in Empire of the Sun. God damn that was a great movie. Tried to watch it with my boy on Amazon a few months ago and Ma was all like "This is propaganda blah blah blah." |
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 17, 2020 14:56:37 GMT -6
Not like mustang vs zero is authentic anyway. By the time they reached the Pacific theater the airwar was over. Most American vs Jap battles were Corsairs, Wildcats, and Hellcats. Correct. Nile died in a Hellcat training to fly off carriers in the Pacific, didn't he? The P-51 is everyone's favorite WWII craft because of that one line in Empire of the Sun. God damn that was a great movie. Tried to watch it with my boy on Amazon a few months ago and Ma was all like "This is propaganda blah blah blah." Honestly, I dont fink Nile gets the credit he deserves for being an unbelievably bad pilot. |
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 17, 2020 14:59:07 GMT -6
That Tuskegee Airmen movie HBO did a few decades ago was purty good if you like historical military stuff. Theo and Morpheus really fucked up some Nazi's up in that shit.
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