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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 30, 2015 19:10:38 GMT -6
Wurked trolled U Stollllololol Dum fuck
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 30, 2015 19:12:28 GMT -6
Give up on the gin and tonic already? I'll have some more later. Dave has had three on this flight. And a double before the flight started. #vacation They didn't cut him off at 2? ??!!!?!!!!1?!?!?!?! ??
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 6:30:37 GMT -6
High rollers don't get cut off.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 31, 2015 9:09:16 GMT -6
High rollers don't get cut off. Or his woman had her brassiere stuffed with lickher, and the air waitress didn't notice.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 31, 2015 10:37:04 GMT -6
Or his woman had her brassiere stuffed with lickher, and the air waitress didn't notice. oof what an image I dranj a bottle of UV Coconut that was smuggled in Diamond Dave's whiff's bra. It tasted terrible, but kinda counts as a motorboat.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 31, 2015 18:57:30 GMT -6
Gawd damn UV makes some fine products. Just, Gawd damn good...
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 31, 2015 19:16:21 GMT -6
I could see coconut vodka working well in a mixed drink but the thought of drinking it straight doesn't sound remotely close to good.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 19:32:02 GMT -6
Gawd damn UV makes some fine products. Just, Gawd damn good... It's top shelf stuff.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 31, 2015 21:01:59 GMT -6
I could see coconut vodka working well in a mixed drink but the thought of drinking it straight doesn't sound remotely close to good. It tastes like you think it would.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 31, 2015 21:05:13 GMT -6
I could see coconut vodka working well in a mixed drink but the thought of drinking it straight doesn't sound remotely close to good. It tastes like you think it would. So it would be good for maybe half a shot.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 21:08:19 GMT -6
In a pinch, coconut vodak (or rum) is tolerable with cola.
Or so I've been told.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 21:09:18 GMT -6
^^ LOLOLOL ^^
p i n c h
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 31, 2015 21:56:19 GMT -6
Jesus...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 22:27:21 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 31, 2015 22:29:43 GMT -6
Oh darn it. Here we go
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 22:44:11 GMT -6
Where we going? Into a new year? I love time travel! 16 minutes....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2016 10:49:17 GMT -6
Thousands of tavernhokks, led by the biggest asshole tavernhokk of all time (miliar), have descended on pasaderpna. GO SALUKIS!
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 1, 2016 11:34:19 GMT -6
its a game of inches
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 1, 2016 13:41:46 GMT -6
Pfffttcccchhhh
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2016 9:19:32 GMT -6
link to pics of milliar ceremoniously burying zabel's rotting corpse at midfield during halftime? Or is that why espn cut away?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2016 8:21:54 GMT -6
"Des Moines was rated recently by Forbes as the #1 city in the United State for young professionals. NUMBER ONE. We have a low cost of living and business opportunities for people who want to work. The people in California are the rubes who don't get it. They think they can tax their way to prosperity. I was at the game. The Stanford band was ridiculous. Not funny; not cute; not clever; just DUMB"
Good jerb, 'chosenchildren'. U rly showed those standford snobs.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2016 8:41:36 GMT -6
Click on linky to see how well the Bride of Derpenstein did with her fundraising effort. There's failure, and then there's milliar-level failure.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 3, 2016 9:58:15 GMT -6
Click on linky to see how well the Bride of Derpenstein did with her fundraising effort. There's failure, and then there's milliar-level failure. Well, I'm sure that his grifting money will help out in financing her trip to help out those heathens in Africa and she'll send them TO-TO to sing to them. I wonder if the cost of her HPV medications make it hard to afford that trip since Jan once walked past Jenny McCarthy and her loose va jay jay whilst in college.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 3, 2016 10:03:33 GMT -6
"Des Moines was rated recently by Forbes as the #1 city in the United State for young professionals. NUMBER ONE. We have a low cost of living and business opportunities for people who want to work. The people in California are the rubes who don't get it. They think they can tax their way to prosperity. I was at the game. The Stanford band was ridiculous. Not funny; not cute; not clever; just DUMB" Good jerb, 'chosenchildren'. U rly showed those standford snobs. Still. Going. To. Jan's. Site.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2016 10:08:10 GMT -6
"Des Moines was rated recently by Forbes as the #1 city in the United State for young professionals. NUMBER ONE. We have a low cost of living and business opportunities for people who want to work. The people in California are the rubes who don't get it. They think they can tax their way to prosperity. I was at the game. The Stanford band was ridiculous. Not funny; not cute; not clever; just DUMB" Good jerb, 'chosenchildren'. U rly showed those standford snobs. Still. Going. To. Jan's. Site. Tell me about it.
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