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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 10:51:11 GMT -6
why on earth would you follow that ignorant hick on twitter?
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Post by The Resistance on Jun 27, 2016 10:55:12 GMT -6
why on earth would you follow that ignorant hick on twitter? For days like today when he's being called out for using other sites photos and material. Jon taught him well.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 27, 2016 11:08:24 GMT -6
Wow, what a monstrous asshole.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 27, 2016 11:26:35 GMT -6
Wow, what a monstrous asshole. *Comment uttered by Amy Deace and Jon D Millar when looking at Steve Deaces whimpering, puckered, monsterous asshole before they did a double anal penetration.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 27, 2016 14:17:16 GMT -6
Wow, what a monstrous asshole. Right? Son of a bitch.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 15:49:59 GMT -6
Oh, like you know what's happening. Well-crapped pants.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 27, 2016 19:25:41 GMT -6
DEPORT! Trump 2016…!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 19:28:44 GMT -6
Odder seff, get on twitter stat.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 27, 2016 19:30:22 GMT -6
Oh, like you know what's happening. Well-crapped pants. Issue?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 19:53:16 GMT -6
Tissue?
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 27, 2016 19:56:21 GMT -6
Misuse?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 20:47:49 GMT -6
Ha!
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 29, 2016 17:59:08 GMT -6
Who would have guessed that Jan was a momma's boy?
Jon Miller @hawkeyenation
@robhowehn My first two weeks away from home at college, I was incredibly homesick..as well as hung over. Nearly left
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2016 18:23:25 GMT -6
Who would have guessed that Jan was a momma's boy? Jon Miller @hawkeyenation @robhowehn My first two weeks away from home at college, I was incredibly homesick..as well as hung over. Nearly left He still had a raw, seeping umbilical cord at 18. Look at him now tho. LOLOLOLOL
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 29, 2016 19:04:22 GMT -6
Carbondale is a tough culture shock fir a West Branch Frankenstein.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 30, 2016 8:05:32 GMT -6
Somebody remind me again what lie miliar tells to explain why he didn't go to Iowa? Overqualified
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 7, 2016 15:20:13 GMT -6
FUCK YES, JAN IS SPONSORING A TRIP TO NYC FOR THE RUTGERS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sure it isn't over priced at all............. hawkeyenation.com/football/iowa-rutgers-game-tripLOLZ, you can get a flight and plenty of decent 4 star hotels for the same time for under $900 a person. Hell of deal Jan, hell of a deal.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 7, 2016 15:40:02 GMT -6
Need poll: how many dipshit goober chumps will sign up and fork over 6 months' earnings to jan? Can you imagine the bus full of mouth breathers Jan will be leading into NYC?
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Post by egadsto on Jul 7, 2016 15:41:16 GMT -6
FUCK YES, JAN IS SPONSORING A TRIP TO NYC FOR THE RUTGERS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sure it isn't over priced at all............. hawkeyenation.com/football/iowa-rutgers-game-tripLOLZ, you can get a flight and plenty of decent 4 star hotels for the same time for under $900 a person. Hell of deal Jan, hell of a deal.
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Post by TaterWanger on Jul 7, 2016 17:34:33 GMT -6
FUCK YES, JAN IS SPONSORING A TRIP TO NYC FOR THE RUTGERS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sure it isn't over priced at all............. hawkeyenation.com/football/iowa-rutgers-game-tripLOLZ, you can get a flight and plenty of decent 4 star hotels for the same time for under $900 a person. Hell of deal Jan, hell of a deal. Does the trip include Soapland?
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Post by TaterWanger on Jul 7, 2016 18:00:03 GMT -6
Hold on there shit bird. What the fuck is wrong wif MaidRite?
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 8, 2016 7:57:05 GMT -6
Can you imagine the bus full of mouth breathers Jan will be leading into NYC? Yeah, and I'm sure all those huckleberries will rep the state of Iowa with grace, class, and elegance. *huge eye roll* "I ain't tippin on no $20 hamburger! And where the hell is the maidrite, anyways?!? I need more budlight." I am sure at the very least they will have their best pair of church jeans on as well as their short sleeve dress shirt they have had in their closet since 1982.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 8, 2016 8:35:35 GMT -6
Math Time!!! So to have the exact trip, if you took a good 20 minutes out of your day and booked it this very Friday morning, here's what you're looking at. Three nights at the Le Parker Meridian in MidtownRound trip flights from Des Moines to NewarkGame tickets on the upper sidelines to Rutgers IowaMe and Duff are going to the game, as well as a bromantic weekend away from the kids, so I decided to book the park view room for $566, because we love them views. I used a rate calculator to calculate all of the NYC taxes associated with that room, so the three night stay will be $1958.96. We decided to take the American Airlines flight, bince it's the most direct. Plus, we are each checking a bag for our...marital aids, and paid for priority boarding so we can spoon before a fat guy sits next to us, so that's $768.40 for the tickets, plus $68 in fees, for $836.40 The tickets are for the section right next to the HN group, and in the same row. That way, we know we're near Hok fans, but won't have to start up chit chat with them. Assuming a stupid Stub Hub fee of 17%, that's $77.22 for our tickets. So, we add up the lodging, flight, and tickets, and the total is...$2872.58. If Duff and I were to book a HN trip in a double room, so we could fool around and not have roommates like we're fucking 19 year olds, that would be $3798. Of course, I didn't list everything that HN offers. We still have the ground transportation to & from the airport and game, pregame tailgate party, and most important, commemorative shirt. Can we do that with our remaining $925.42? I checked Dial 7 car service, and we can get a town car pick up and return to the airport for $115 each way. I'll add an extra $50 to that for tolls and tip, bince we didn't get a roomy car to not fool around in the back seat, which will make the driver uncomfortable. That's $330. To get to the game, we just take the Subway to Penn Station, and then take the train to New Brunswick, which is the station that is right on the Rutgers campus. We can take free university buses that go to the station right to the stadium. That's $62 for two unlimited 7 day MTA passes (bince Duff and I will be going around town when we're not at the game), $32 for round trip tickets to Jersey. That totals $94. Total transport costs will be $424 That leaves us with $501.42 to spend on tailgating and t-shirts. Let's assume $30 shirts for each of us, that gives us $441 to spend on BLL. Assuming we're getting ripped off, and paying $17 for a twelver of tall boys, we can buy 26 with our remaining money, or 312 bottles of sweet, delicious Bud Lite Lime. This took me less than an hour to look all of this shit up and do everything short of entering my CC number. It is my last day of werk before vacation and I am well past trying or giving a shit about being productive. This is what I'm passionate about. Miller=Ghostrekt
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Post by egadsto on Jul 8, 2016 8:38:04 GMT -6
Math Time!!! So to have the exact trip, if you took a good 20 minutes out of your day and booked it this very Friday morning, here's what you're looking at. Three nights at the Le Parker Meridian in MidtownRound trip flights from Des Moines to NewarkGame tickets on the upper sidelines to Rutgers IowaMe and Duff are going to the game, as well as a bromantic weekend away from the kids, so I decided to book the park view room for $566, because we love them views. I used a rate calculator to calculate all of the NYC taxes associated with that room, so the three night stay will be $1958.96. We decided to take the American Airlines flight, bince it's the most direct. Plus, we are each checking a bag for our...marital aids, and paid for priority boarding so we can spoon before a fat guy sits next to us, so that's $768.40 for the tickets, plus $68 in fees, for $836.40 The tickets are for the section right next to the HN group, and in the same row. That way, we know we're near Hok fans, but won't have to start up chit chat with them. Assuming a stupid Stub Hub fee of 17%, that's $77.22 for our tickets. So, we add up the lodging, flight, and tickets, and the total is...$2872.58. If Duff and I were to book a HN trip in a double room, so we could fool around and not have roommates like we're fucking 19 year olds, that would be $3798. Of course, I didn't list everything that HN offers. We still have the ground transportation to & from the airport and game, pregame tailgate party, and most important, commemorative shirt. Can we do that with our remaining $925.42? I checked Dial 7 car service, and we can get a town car pick up and return to the airport for $115 each way. I'll add an extra $50 to that for tolls and tip, bince we didn't get a roomy car to not fool around in the back seat, which will make the driver uncomfortable. That's $330. To get to the game, we just take the Subway to Penn Station, and then take the train to New Brunswick, which is the station that is right on the Rutgers campus. We can take free university buses that go to the station right to the stadium. That's $62 for two unlimited 7 day MTA passes (bince Duff and I will be going around town when we're not at the game), $32 for round trip tickets to Jersey. That totals $94. Total transport costs will be $424 That leaves us with $501.42 to spend on tailgating and t-shirts. Let's assume $30 shirts for each of us, that gives us $441 to spend on BLL. Assuming we're getting ripped off, and paying $17 for a twelver of tall boys, we can buy 26 with our remaining money, or 312 bottles of sweet, delicious Bud Lite Lime. This took me less than an hour to look all of this shit up and do everything short of entering my CC number. It is my last day of werk before vacation and I am well past trying or giving a shit about being productive. This is what I'm passionate about. Miller=Ghostrekt
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 8, 2016 9:44:07 GMT -6
To be fair, if we went with the quad room, and shared space with Myrna and Clyde from Clarence, Iowa, it would only cost us $3338, which means we're coming in slightly ahead of my self-booked trip. I assume we'd have plenty of privacy, bince the wait at the Times Square Olive Garden can be pretty long, and to be fair, my flight leaves us less time in NYC on Thursday afternoon/evening. However, I did not assume the least expensive option in any of my scenarios. If I booked an economy room without a view, took a shuttle from the airport, and got shittier seats, and bought fewer than 300 beers, I would still be under.
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