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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 4, 2017 6:58:57 GMT -6
Frankenbrow: The Prequel
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 4, 2017 12:38:37 GMT -6
Check out @hawkeyenation's Tweet: This is a picture of a guy tgat cant wait to go to coledge to chug beer and cock.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 4, 2017 12:45:11 GMT -6
Meme that fucking thing....
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 4, 2017 13:16:09 GMT -6
6'4" 170? Look at those spaghetti arms.
Does not lyft
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 7, 2017 15:50:50 GMT -6
Bince the 4 year anniversary of the great Trolls anonymous Purge is tomorrow, I'd like to post some great remembrances from this thread. hnwasteland.proboards.com/post/114202Where is Ghost now? Well, we sent a reporter out to find him. At first, it proved difficult, as Ghost was notoriously reclusive and the details of his life were difficult to discern, as he frequently told lies about his personal life as parts of elaborate trolls. However, he did reappear online in a dumping ground for disgruntled trolls, where, in exchange for what he called "PBR money", he was willing to talk.
After his banning, life became difficult for Ghost, or Billy as he prefers to be called. Despite his constant refrain as an HN poster, he was not a teacher, but rather a third shift donut maker at Casey's, where he would work all night, and post on HN all day. After his banning, he became listless and adrift, frequently showing up late to work, or just skipping it, while searching for another vice besides trolling to occupy his long, friendless days. A surprise to no one, he became enamored on internet porn, and after several months, developed very unhealthy tastes in his erotica, and while chasing new kinks. drifted further and further into the darkest abysses of the internet.
One day, while attempting to locate a fetish site too despicable to mention here, Ghost acquired a lethal computer virus, which annihilated his home computer network, and brought him crashing back into the real world. For a while after this, his life improved. His work attendance became exemplary, and he received a raise and promotion to night shift assistant manager. However, that career would collapse before it even got started, as he infected his work computer system with terrifying malware...all while attempting to log onto a proxy server to create an alt for HN.
After being fired from Casey's, a desperate Ghost went weeks in seclusion, occasionally trolling Purdue sites, until his grandmother threatened to kick him out for good. He briefly was employed by a temp agency, where he used the opportunity to work at a computer to create alts from a fresh IP address. However, unaware that his internet use was being monitored, he was fired after a few short days for violating the agency's internet usage policies, as well as using several sexist and homophobic slurs on company equipment, which cause HR to essentially blacklist him. Desperate for any glimmer of light in his life, he began trolling Hawkeyeinsider, which is when he realized he reached rock bottom.
Thinking his luck had run out, and his prospects slim, he considered suicide several times, attempting it once, but was foiled by a dull razor. Fortune smiled at Ghost when his great uncle died in late November. Leaving behind a sizable plot of unfarmed but valuable land which was sold, Ghost made upwards of $150,000, which he used to buy "The nicest house in Muscatine County". He now lives there comfortably, for the time being. To pay for the taxes on his property, he has begun a business proofreading papers online, which earns him tens of dollars a week.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 7, 2017 15:52:19 GMT -6
So why could I post this here and not on HN? It's like it is banned over thar
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 7, 2017 15:56:00 GMT -6
Fucking ROFLOCOPTER in regard to Millar discovering TA.. Me- ya suppose that dipshit can see in that group? Scorpion- nah brah, if he could he'd have nuked that fucker long time ago, lol. Me- hmm, I wondered why it's still safe, must mean he can't... Few days later.......... __________MUSHROOMCLOUD__________ LOLOLOL
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 7, 2017 16:06:36 GMT -6
What the hell did you do now, Butthurt Former Member?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 7, 2017 16:07:39 GMT -6
Wow...DT, Ghost, Ice, FM all banned too
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 7, 2017 16:08:08 GMT -6
I have no idea what happened. I can't even lurk on HN anymoar. Any ideas why I got banned?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 7, 2017 16:08:57 GMT -6
So let me get this straight. A site exists, I know it exists because I am typing on it now, where posters can commiserate on the state of the nation. A specific thread exists on said side, (again I know because I am posting in it now) specifically to talk about the goofballs over there. And instead, you guys go rub JD's nose in it by creating a group on his site? You guys are like burglars who get to cocky and slip up.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 7, 2017 16:09:39 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Feb 7, 2017 16:37:12 GMT -6
Memories....
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 7, 2017 18:12:54 GMT -6
Check out @hawkeyenation's Tweet: BTW for no particular reason I need the name of that gay tinder like dating site...
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Post by Ginger on Feb 7, 2017 18:25:44 GMT -6
Oh hai, Erk. How's it hanging? Far left I'm betting...
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 7, 2017 19:35:49 GMT -6
Fucking ROFLOCOPTER in regard to Millar discovering TA.. Me- ya suppose that dipshit can see in that group? Scorpion- nah brah, if he could he'd have nuked that fucker long time ago, lol. Me- hmm, I wondered why it's still safe, must mean he can't... Few days later.......... __________MUSHROOMCLOUD__________ LOLOLOL For what it's worth, I figured all along that there was no way Miller dint know about the ritualistic evils we brought forth via Satan anonymous......................I figured maybe, just maybe, he was big enough to not care because brand; and come on, who needs D30 when thousands of lurkers are visiting per hour?
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Feb 8, 2017 8:03:48 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 8, 2017 8:32:42 GMT -6
For what it's worth, I figured all along that there was no way Miller dint know about the ritualistic evils we brought forth via Satan anonymous......................I figured maybe, just maybe, he was big enough to not care because brand; and come on, who needs D30 when thousands of lurkers are visiting per hour? he's the dooshbag father who looks through all ur shit while ur at school, and then gets in ur face when you come home because he "found a dirty magazine!" in ur sock drawer but you know he fapped to it like 3 times before u got home I don't think Jon and I have the same tastes in pr0n.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 8, 2017 8:51:16 GMT -6
I don't think Jon and I have the same tastes in pr0n. jenny "anti-vax" mccarthy getting plowed by a frankenbrow who emerged from a corn field? what's not to like?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 8, 2017 9:06:33 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 8, 2017 15:20:20 GMT -6
You have been banned for the following reason: Originally Posted by DuffMan Ohh and your daughter is about eleven times moar likely to die giving your piece a blow job than she is to use it against someone breaking into your home and terrorizing you and taking your ****. Bang up job parenting
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 8, 2017 15:54:40 GMT -6
some gala fkn anniversary celebration today turned out to be, amirite? what a goddam waste of time I'm having fun. Ginger was a no show.
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Post by TaterWanger on Feb 8, 2017 16:06:46 GMT -6
I fink i wuz duffmod on 2/8.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 8, 2017 16:16:01 GMT -6
some gala fkn anniversary celebration today turned out to be, amirite? what a goddam waste of time I'm having fun. Ginger was a no show. What? Was I supposed to be doing something?
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Post by Ginger on Feb 8, 2017 16:28:44 GMT -6
There's no off topic there anymore. Maybe site feedback?
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