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Post by hawkeyescott on Mar 25, 2008 15:43:56 GMT -6
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Post by 101 on Mar 25, 2008 16:51:46 GMT -6
Well, they don't call the place "Missoura" or "The SLOW me State" for nothin'. Frickin retards.
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 25, 2008 16:54:46 GMT -6
What's even worse is they're from my girlfriend's hometown. I promise...she's not that stupid.
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Mar 25, 2008 16:58:37 GMT -6
Sad story. Sounds like more of a reason for birth control though. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 25, 2008 17:08:35 GMT -6
He was unable to put a hole in a wall by other means? Does this mean this asshole reached for a pistol before he reached for a fucking hammer? Yeah, he deserves the manslaughter wrap, if only to punish his ass for being a dumbshit.
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Post by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Mar 25, 2008 17:27:12 GMT -6
What's even worse is they're from my girlfriend's hometown. I promise...she's not that stupid. When did Hot for Teacher become the "girlfriend"  Missed that one. congrats. |
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 25, 2008 21:46:24 GMT -6
I haven't really made it public knowledge...but yeah. It's official.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Mar 26, 2008 5:53:35 GMT -6
I haven't really made it public knowledge...but yeah. It's official. NICE! Before it gets too serious, please invest in a drill so that you don't end up shooting her while trying to make a hole in the house. |
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 26, 2008 7:06:38 GMT -6
I haven't really made it public knowledge...but yeah. It's official. NICE! Before it gets too serious, please invest in a drill so that you don't end up shooting her while trying to make a hole in the house. Touche Mr. Wood. Touche. Fortunately, she has cable at her house, so we needn't worry about that. |
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Post by The Bluzmn on Mar 26, 2008 7:41:19 GMT -6
Congrats, MOHawk!
And yes, this is a case for birth control, not gun control.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Mar 26, 2008 7:48:01 GMT -6
What do Iowans call duct tape?
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Post by lpcalihawk on Mar 26, 2008 9:27:26 GMT -6
What do Iowans call duct tape? Missouri Chrome |
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Mar 26, 2008 11:50:18 GMT -6
What's even worse is they're from my girlfriend's hometown. I promise...she's not that stupid. Whaaaah? Nice! |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 26, 2008 11:56:33 GMT -6
Man, I hope he doesn't go to prison. Who will care for his 13 coon dogs??
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Post by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Mar 26, 2008 12:26:59 GMT -6
Man, I hope he doesn't go to prison. Who will care for his 13 coon dogs?? MoHawks girlie-friend?  |
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Post by bucketochicken on Mar 26, 2008 12:47:02 GMT -6
Girlfriend? DUDE!!!
Niiiiiiiice.
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Post by 101 on Mar 26, 2008 13:24:35 GMT -6
Aw...come on. You could see this "hot for teacher" thing turning quickly to the girlfriend thing.
I suspect MoHawk is rather smitten with the Kindergarten teacher. (I think it's awesome btw)
MoHawk....as much as we might like to see a picture of her, be smart and don't post one. Who knows what photoshop horrors might happen if you did.
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Post by The Bluzmn on Mar 26, 2008 13:44:13 GMT -6
MoHawk....as much as we might like to see a picture of her, be smart and don't post one. Who knows what photoshop horrors might happen if you did. Good advice. |
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Mar 26, 2008 13:45:55 GMT -6
MoHawk....as much as we might like to see a picture of her, be smart and don't post one. Who knows what photoshop horrors might happen if you did. Good advice. Especially since there is already a picture of a "delicate little flower" floating around.... |
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 26, 2008 14:34:54 GMT -6
Don't worry. I've no problem subjecting myself to the horrors you guys can do with photoshop, but she'll remain safely anonymous.
Suffice it to say, she's gorgeous, smart, funny and a lot of what I'm looking for.
I met her (entire) family this past weekend during Easter, and that went very well.
Things are very good on the lady front for Mr. MoHawk.
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Post by hawkeyescott on Mar 26, 2008 15:37:11 GMT -6
Congrats MOHawk.
Bince she wanted you to meet the entire family, I would say that is a good sign she doesn't plan on ditching your ass anytime soon. That is until she discovers this place.
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Post by 101 on Mar 26, 2008 15:52:27 GMT -6
Matt.....bince you've now met the entire family, when are you taking her to Grinnell to meet the folks, chow down on Pagliais (be sure to use your best table manners....we don't want her to think you are a pig) and show her the sights?
We're headed out there this weekend.
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 26, 2008 15:59:13 GMT -6
April is shaping up to be very busy for both of us, so I'm guessing May. We've shared several meals already, and she's not scared off yet, so I guess I'm doing something right.
For whatever reason, she seems to like me a lot...who knew.
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Post by hawkeyescott on Mar 26, 2008 17:21:22 GMT -6
Matt.....bince you've now met the entire family, when are you taking her to Grinnell to meet the folks, chow down on Pagliais (be sure to use your best table manners....we don't want her to think you are a pig) and show her the sights? We're headed out there this weekend. I think Bince he already met her family he is probably past the stage of acting like a pig. I'm sure he is now at the stage of being able to shit his pants in front of her, right MoHawk? ;D |
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Post by iagirl223 on Mar 27, 2008 2:13:32 GMT -6
Congrats on the BF/GF status MoHawk! Plus meeting the family on Easter weekend is a huge gamble. Congrats on that!!!! Sadly enough I live in Iowa so I have no advice on how to handle satellite bullets that go astray. I have to believe that Missouri has a random stupidity law that covers such action. I'm almost giddy at the idea of a hnwasteland wedding. I am available to be in charge of the guestbook bince you will be inviting all 70 of us wastelanders right? You know MoHawk you can rent out the suites in Kinnick for your reception. (Although I assume you are banned from this considering the results of the ONLY game you have attended. Just sayin' ) Anyway best of luck to you MoHawk. You deserve it. |
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