Ok here is the thing. If yer gonna start a donnybrook at a sporting event or concert you always do it with someone sitting the row below you.
My hot takes are why I ALWAYS sat in the back row at Kinnick. Always. You can't get punched from behind, you can't get something thrown at the back of your head, and you have the high ground if someone wants to step. Surprisingly, only one guy wanted to step, then thought better of it. It was when I started my "Tate for Heisman" chant in the 2006 OSU game. Gawd, what a shit show that game was. Back in '06 we had wrapped up that turd filled '05 season and we were safely in the top 20. Game Day in town. People thought Iowa had a legit program. Klink v. Gonzalez. Humpal v. Ginn. What a fucking bloodbath.
"Cuba used to have mansions and a relatively decent economy. They moved from the individual to the collective. Now they're driving '54 Chevys, maybe the last great car to come out of Detroit." - R. Santelli, February, 2009.