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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 4, 2015 7:20:37 GMT -6
The Browns are more Iowa State than Iowa State is. Not only have they sucked forever but the previous owner picked up and left town. Imagine if Pollard just up and said fuck it, I'm leaving and picked up and moved the football team. Now imagine they relocated to Cedar Rapids who built them a real stadium and state of the art training facilities and that Pollard renamed the team the "Hawks Too". And then Bowelsby came along and offered the Hawks Too a spot in the B12-2, and after Pollard spent money getting a big time staff they won a national championship. Then ISU decides to resurrect the program by putting in the SEZ and bringing back the love child of Fred Hoiberg, Sage Rosenfeld, Seneca Wallace, and Troy Davis all rolled into one to run the ship. Then imagine that ship runs straight the fuck aground on the shore of Sailorville lake and there is no hope of righting it all the while the Hawks Too continue winning B12 football titles with regularity. Then imagine they played the Hawks Too in a nationally televised game and it ended that way. That's Wut it's like being a browns fan. This needs much more public attention. Post everywhere! 6/10
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2015 7:43:47 GMT -6
jelly
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 4, 2015 7:56:27 GMT -6
I saw those a few days ago. Precious. Hope it doesn't happen to the Hawks this weekend. #can'tstopwon'tstop
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 4, 2015 8:35:20 GMT -6
Draft day was an alright movie though. GTFO
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 4, 2015 9:24:33 GMT -6
Agreed. The Browns actually were pretty good in mah lifetime, it's just that John Elway was better. In the '80's, they did some damage in that old AFC Central before Warren Moon shined and Ickey Woods started his dance. The Browns have control over the players they can get, but they just have a totally incompetent front office. ISU has to trick hapless 17 year old boys into playing for them and then moves them to an isolated area, where hangin' shirtless with the boys is a form of entertainment (see, e.g., pool video). Now I've seen Behind the Candelabra so I consider myself an expert in Liberace, and if anything, ISU is more Liberace than Liberace was. The Browns comparison just isn't correct. Liberace is the correct answer.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2015 9:33:34 GMT -6
Wow. I never saw that ^^ coming, but I'll be dipped in shit if ain't right on the money. isu = Liberace. Pure gold.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 4, 2015 9:44:32 GMT -6
Wow. I never saw that ^^ coming, but I'll be dipped in shit if ain't right on the money. isu = Liberace. Pure gold. Correct. Compare and contrast these videos and I assure you that you will see a number of similarities:
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 4, 2015 10:51:14 GMT -6
Agreed. The Browns actually were pretty good in mah lifetime, it's just that John Elway was better. In the '80's, they did some damage in that old AFC Central before Warren Moon shined and Ickey Woods started his dance. The Browns have control over the players they can get, but they just have a totally incompetent front office. ISU has to trick hapless 17 year old boys into playing for them and then moves them to an isolated area, where hangin' shirtless with the boys is a form of entertainment (see, e.g., pool video). Now I've seen Behind the Candelabra so I consider myself an expert in Liberace, and if anything, ISU is more Liberace than Liberace was. The Browns comparison just isn't correct. Liberace is the correct answer. They have 4 playoff wins in the last 46 years. That is as bad as it gets for an NFL team. The only good team they've had in that span shit the bed in pawl Woads fashion giving us the drive and the fumble in back to back years.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 4, 2015 11:03:12 GMT -6
Agreed. The Browns actually were pretty good in mah lifetime, it's just that John Elway was better. In the '80's, they did some damage in that old AFC Central before Warren Moon shined and Ickey Woods started his dance. The Browns have control over the players they can get, but they just have a totally incompetent front office. ISU has to trick hapless 17 year old boys into playing for them and then moves them to an isolated area, where hangin' shirtless with the boys is a form of entertainment (see, e.g., pool video). Now I've seen Behind the Candelabra so I consider myself an expert in Liberace, and if anything, ISU is more Liberace than Liberace was. The Browns comparison just isn't correct. Liberace is the correct answer. They have 4 playoff wins in the last 46 years. That is as bad as it gets for an NFL team. The only good team they've had in that span shit the bed in pawl Woads fashion giving us the drive and the fumble in back to back years. Um, the Lions have one playoff win in that same 46 year period. Do you even fucking watch football?
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Post by egadsto on Dec 4, 2015 11:20:21 GMT -6
They have 4 playoff wins in the last 46 years. That is as bad as it gets for an NFL team. The only good team they've had in that span shit the bed in pawl Woads fashion giving us the drive and the fumble in back to back years. Um, the Lions have one playoff win in that same 46 year period. Do you even fucking watch football?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 4, 2015 11:38:36 GMT -6
They have 4 playoff wins in the last 46 years. That is as bad as it gets for an NFL team. The only good team they've had in that span shit the bed in pawl Woads fashion giving us the drive and the fumble in back to back years. Um, the Lions have one playoff win in that same 46 year period. Do you even fucking watch football? Chuck Long bruh.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 4, 2015 12:51:43 GMT -6
How about those Packers though! That throw by Rodgers...uff da.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 4, 2015 12:52:25 GMT -6
I said it was alright, I didn't say it was a cinematic masterpiece. GTFO
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 4, 2015 13:09:15 GMT -6
You know you like Jennifer Garner. If that horse face can't please affleck, she cant do anything for me.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 9, 2015 7:40:06 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Dec 9, 2015 7:57:05 GMT -6
Is this really that funny...! That was great. Those guys are awesome fans!
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 10, 2015 8:32:28 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Dec 10, 2015 8:42:42 GMT -6
Eagles win!
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Post by Ginger on Dec 10, 2015 8:43:46 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 14, 2015 12:28:05 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 14, 2015 14:01:10 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 14, 2015 14:38:26 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 14, 2015 17:49:57 GMT -6
u let gibby drink sculpin Link?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2015 18:02:34 GMT -6
u let gibby drink sculpin Link? spidrman38 photobucket
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 14, 2015 18:10:41 GMT -6
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