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Post by Other on Dec 26, 2019 11:41:03 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 26, 2019 13:28:10 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 24, 2020 10:07:12 GMT -6
Twas teh nite before trollmas and all cross teh net, There were no marks stirring, no one to upset The lulz had been had across many webpages And so many n00bz showed faces of rages The mods were all resting after many threads locked while we re-registered and jerked in a sock Wif goatse in one browser, girls and cups in another, I locked the basement door for a grand Christmas tugger But then in my in-box there arouse such a clatter I was hit by some admin and his stupid ban hammer. ToS violation? I now have been wronged! Show me the rule that forbids posting animal pr0n? Even worse, an IP ban? I rushed with a fervor, I created an alt using a proxy server. Then appearing, my wondering eyes before a brand new screen name and declaration of war. There are so many year old threads that need bumping, and scores of pix with ladyboys humping. Having no life I posted all night. And by Christmas morning, the board was a fright. The mods soon woke up, with no time to check stockings they had pix to delete and threads that need locking. With Cheetos in hand I has so much lolling as these dickhead mods had to deal with my trolling. No time for their children they whitewashed my spamming They cried out lament, as I avenged my banning. Oh horse pron, oh dick pix, now nipples and pissing? Gross surgery disasters and Russian girls jizzing. I trollfaced and lol'd cause I knew I did right Merry trollmas to all, let's play Minecraft all night.
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Dec 24, 2020 12:06:36 GMT -6
Twas teh nite before trollmas and all cross teh net, There were no marks stirring, no one to upset The lulz had been had across many webpages And so many n00bz showed faces of rages The mods were all resting after many threads locked while we re-registered and jerked in a sock Wif goatse in one browser, girls and cups in another, I locked the basement door for a grand Christmas tugger But then in my in-box there arouse such a clatter I was hit by some admin and his stupid ban hammer. ToS violation? I now have been wronged! Show me the rule that forbids posting animal pr0n? Even worse, an IP ban? I rushed with a fervor, I created an alt using a proxy server. Then appearing, my wondering eyes before a brand new screen name and declaration of war. There are so many year old threads that need bumping, and scores of pix with ladyboys humping. Having no life I posted all night. And by Christmas morning, the board was a fright. The mods soon woke up, with no time to check stockings they had pix to delete and threads that need locking. With Cheetos in hand I has so much lolling as these dickhead mods had to deal with my trolling. No time for their children they whitewashed my spamming They cried out lament, as I avenged my banning. Oh horse pron, oh dick pix, now nipples and pissing? Gross surgery disasters and Russian girls jizzing. I trollfaced and lol'd cause I knew I did right Merry trollmas to all, let's play Minecraft all night. Has not aged like fine wine in seven years but more like moldy cheese or Madonna’s crotch.
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Post by Master Blaster on Dec 27, 2020 12:04:58 GMT -6
Twas teh nite before trollmas and all cross teh net, There were no marks stirring, no one to upset The lulz had been had across many webpages And so many n00bz showed faces of rages The mods were all resting after many threads locked while we re-registered and jerked in a sock Wif goatse in one browser, girls and cups in another, I locked the basement door for a grand Christmas tugger But then in my in-box there arouse such a clatter I was hit by some admin and his stupid ban hammer. ToS violation? I now have been wronged! Show me the rule that forbids posting animal pr0n? Even worse, an IP ban? I rushed with a fervor, I created an alt using a proxy server. Then appearing, my wondering eyes before a brand new screen name and declaration of war. There are so many year old threads that need bumping, and scores of pix with ladyboys humping. Having no life I posted all night. And by Christmas morning, the board was a fright. The mods soon woke up, with no time to check stockings they had pix to delete and threads that need locking. With Cheetos in hand I has so much lolling as these dickhead mods had to deal with my trolling. No time for their children they whitewashed my spamming They cried out lament, as I avenged my banning. Oh horse pron, oh dick pix, now nipples and pissing? Gross surgery disasters and Russian girls jizzing. I trollfaced and lol'd cause I knew I did right Merry trollmas to all, let's play Minecraft all night. TL:DR
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Post by egadsto on Dec 28, 2020 8:45:03 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Dec 29, 2020 6:36:03 GMT -6
Seemed a fitting thread... I was 2020 Christmas trolled bigtime.
Christmas night thought I had a pimple... fucking grew into what you see here. Shingles!!!
I need to find a Google Photos app for this fucking board...
Was me with a 3/4 swollen shut right eye... and everything above the eye -> mid scalp looking like I am having a major allergic reaction.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 29, 2020 11:39:03 GMT -6
Pic ain't working, dawg. It's behind a password on your google account. Please post the user name and password and I'll get the pic posted. Thx.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 29, 2020 12:36:52 GMT -6
Why would we even want to look at Socal's roof anyways?
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Post by twinlaker on Dec 29, 2020 13:39:01 GMT -6
Why would we even want to look at Socal's roof anyways? Well maybe he’s got a killer solar layout, bub! Ever think about that! JFC
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Post by Ginger on Dec 29, 2020 17:40:15 GMT -6
Seemed a fitting thread... I was 2020 Christmas trolled bigtime. Christmas night thought I had a pimple... fucking grew into what you see here. Shingles!!! I need to find a Google Photos app for this fucking board... Was me with a 3/4 swollen shut right eye... and everything above the eye -> mid scalp looking like I am having a major allergic reaction. Is it painful? Everyone I know that has had shingles has had a lot of pain.
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Post by socal on Dec 29, 2020 18:18:41 GMT -6
Seemed a fitting thread... I was 2020 Christmas trolled bigtime. Christmas night thought I had a pimple... fucking grew into what you see here. Shingles!!! I need to find a Google Photos app for this fucking board... Was me with a 3/4 swollen shut right eye... and everything above the eye -> mid scalp looking like I am having a major allergic reaction. Is it painful? Everyone I know that has had shingles has had a lot of pain. Surprisingly the sores aren't painful at all. Biggest issue I've had (not sure if related or not) has been a sciatic(or near) issue that radiates from my ass cheeks down to my knees... front & back. That almost brings me to tears for an hour+. Other than that, mostly a mild & constant headache on the back of my skull that is totally workable unless I cough/sneeze/bend over, then - ouch. Lymph nodes on right side were painful, but meds might be knocking things down as they have shrunk.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 29, 2020 23:43:40 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Dec 30, 2020 13:28:50 GMT -6
Is it painful? Everyone I know that has had shingles has had a lot of pain. Surprisingly the sores aren't painful at all. Biggest issue I've had (not sure if related or not) has been a sciatic(or near) issue that radiates from my ass cheeks down to my knees... front & back. That almost brings me to tears for an hour+. Other than that, mostly a mild & constant headache on the back of my skull that is totally workable unless I cough/sneeze/bend over, then - ouch. Lymph nodes on right side were painful, but meds might be knocking things down as they have shrunk. The sciatic pain is 100% related to the shingles.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 30, 2020 13:40:34 GMT -6
Is it painful? Everyone I know that has had shingles has had a lot of pain. Surprisingly the sores aren't painful at all. Biggest issue I've had (not sure if related or not) has been a sciatic(or near) issue that radiates from my ass cheeks down to my knees... front & back. That almost brings me to tears for an hour+. Other than that, mostly a mild & constant headache on the back of my skull that is totally workable unless I cough/sneeze/bend over, then - ouch. Lymph nodes on right side were painful, but meds might be knocking things down as they have shrunk. Did they give you some antivirals then?
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Post by socal on Dec 30, 2020 14:55:39 GMT -6
Surprisingly the sores aren't painful at all. Biggest issue I've had (not sure if related or not) has been a sciatic(or near) issue that radiates from my ass cheeks down to my knees... front & back. That almost brings me to tears for an hour+. Other than that, mostly a mild & constant headache on the back of my skull that is totally workable unless I cough/sneeze/bend over, then - ouch. Lymph nodes on right side were painful, but meds might be knocking things down as they have shrunk. Did they give you some antivirals then? Yeah. Valtrex... and an ointment for my eye that Optometrist said had a small necrotic area at very outer edge (of the lid). Eye back open to 3/4 today. I've figured out the warning signs for the sciatica & how to head it off. So the headaches have risen to my biggest issue.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 30, 2020 15:03:01 GMT -6
Did they give you some antivirals then? Yeah. Valtrex... and an ointment for my eye that Optometrist said had a small necrotic area at very outer edge (of the lid). Eye back open to 3/4 today. I've figured out the warning signs for the sciatica & how to head it off. So the headaches have risen to my biggest issue. Wait, aren't you too young to get shingles? I thought there was a vaccine for that but you don't have to take it until you're older.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 30, 2020 15:30:41 GMT -6
Yeah. Valtrex... and an ointment for my eye that Optometrist said had a small necrotic area at very outer edge (of the lid). Eye back open to 3/4 today. I've figured out the warning signs for the sciatica & how to head it off. So the headaches have risen to my biggest issue. Wait, aren't you too young to get shingles? I thought there was a vaccine for that but you don't have to take it until you're older. So apparently if you've had chicken pox you have the virus dormant in your cells, which can later emerge as shingles. On my medical charts it says the a shingles vaccination is due (I had the pox as a kid), but my doctor says that I really don't need it until I'm approaching 60 per CDC guidelines, which I'm not.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 30, 2020 15:38:57 GMT -6
Wait, aren't you too young to get shingles? I thought there was a vaccine for that but you don't have to take it until you're older. So apparently if you've had chicken pox you have the virus dormant in your cells, which can later emerge as shingles. On my medical charts it says the a shingles vaccination is due (I had the pox as a kid), but my doctor says that I really don't need it until I'm approaching 60 per CDC guidelines, which I'm not. Yeah, that was what I thought. I thought that shit doesn't hit until you're like 60 or 70.
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Post by socal on Dec 30, 2020 18:12:34 GMT -6
So apparently if you've had chicken pox you have the virus dormant in your cells, which can later emerge as shingles. On my medical charts it says the a shingles vaccination is due (I had the pox as a kid), but my doctor says that I really don't need it until I'm approaching 60 per CDC guidelines, which I'm not. Yeah, that was what I thought. I thought that shit doesn't hit until you're like 60 or 70. apparently +/- 10 years. I'll hit 50 in July.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Dec 30, 2020 18:32:01 GMT -6
I had a shingles outbreak when I was in my 30s. Never know when that shit will come back, like the Herp.
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Post by socal on Jan 6, 2021 7:12:25 GMT -6
Shingles update if anyone gives a shit...
The "just went hunting with Dick Cheney" look has gone away. Only a handful of spots/scabs remain.
Biggest remaining issue is the eye that was swollen shut (right eye). When looking left and/or down - get double vision as one of the muscles/controlling nerves seems to be recovering still. Eye Dr. says give some more time. Annoying as fuck having to constantly lower your head to look up to see one of something (or alternately, close 1 eye to grab your dick for a piss)
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 6, 2021 8:09:45 GMT -6
Shingles update if anyone gives a shit... The "just went hunting with Dick Cheney" look has gone away. Only a handful of spots/scabs remain. Biggest remaining issue is the eye that was swollen shut (right eye). When looking left and/or down - get double vision as one of the muscles/controlling nerves seems to be recovering still. Eye Dr. says give some more time. Annoying as fuck having to constantly lower your head to look up to see one of something (or alternately, close 1 eye to grab your dick for a piss) Ouch. that's the one area you don't want it. When I had it, luckily it stayed inside my hairline and didn't get close to my eyes.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 28, 2021 11:49:14 GMT -6
Twas teh nite before trollmas and all cross teh net, There were no marks stirring, no one to upset The lulz had been had across many webpages And so many n00bz showed faces of rages The mods were all resting after many threads locked while we re-registered and jerked in a sock Wif goatse in one browser, girls and cups in another, I locked the basement door for a grand Christmas tugger But then in my in-box there arouse such a clatter I was hit by some admin and his stupid ban hammer. ToS violation? I now have been wronged! Show me the rule that forbids posting animal pr0n? Even worse, an IP ban? I rushed with a fervor, I created an alt using a proxy server. Then appearing, my wondering eyes before a brand new screen name and declaration of war. There are so many year old threads that need bumping, and scores of pix with ladyboys humping. Having no life I posted all night. And by Christmas morning, the board was a fright. The mods soon woke up, with no time to check stockings they had pix to delete and threads that need locking. With Cheetos in hand I has so much lolling as these dickhead mods had to deal with my trolling. No time for their children they whitewashed my spamming They cried out lament, as I avenged my banning. Oh horse pron, oh dick pix, now nipples and pissing? Gross surgery disasters and Russian girls jizzing. I trollfaced and lol'd cause I knew I did right Merry trollmas to all, let's play Minecraft all night. Better late bump than never
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