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Post by NotMyKid on Mar 18, 2014 10:13:10 GMT -6
A 23-year-old Tennessee woman—upset that her husband was "worshipping" a NASCAR race—drove her car into the church across the street from their home, called her husband from the wreckage, and stabbed him in the chest when he arrived. Prior thereto, she was smoking weed all day and all night while having conversations with both God and the devil. Quotes to police- "So God told me He wanted me in there, so I drove my car through the front doors. God told me to, so I did it."
"After I drove through the doors, I put all the things I brought to the church at the altar. I called Steven and told him I had wrecked. I laid down in front of the altar until he got there. The devil told me to take the kitchen knife with me. I prayed I would not have to use it on him, but I did."
"When Steven came to check on me, I told him the devil was in me and I stabbed him in the heart. Have you heard if he is dead or not?"
"I smoke a bunch of weed. I love to smoke it. Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't. Isn't God good? He told me that this would happen, and just look, I am okay."... "I was riding with them to a party at the racetrack when they brought me here. I was outside digging in the mud when the devil told me I need to go there. I knew God would help me live right." deadspin.com/woman-stabs-husband-because-devil-said-he-was-worshipp-1546080975 |
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Post by #70 on Mar 18, 2014 10:20:26 GMT -6
not bad. wood.
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 18, 2014 10:20:47 GMT -6
There is a reason why it's called the devils weed.
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Post by #70 on Mar 18, 2014 10:26:03 GMT -6
with or without the clark kent glasses? they are a necessity. |
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Post by #70 on Mar 18, 2014 10:30:34 GMT -6
you should get her to warsh her hair (and the rest of her skank body) before you tap it tho, brah ill warsh it maself |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 18, 2014 10:49:21 GMT -6
Plus, she's 59" tall, which is 4'11", so when you run up in her, you'll look huge.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 18, 2014 10:55:09 GMT -6
She looks kind of like an ex of mine... That chick had too much damn bush and was like a jungle down there. I'm sure she didn't like it when my fingers would accidentally pull out a few hairs.
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Post by #70 on Mar 18, 2014 11:23:16 GMT -6
Plus, she's 59" tall, which is 4'11", so when you run up in her, you'll look huge. holy shit. a midget. I'm rethinking my decision |
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 18, 2014 19:40:19 GMT -6
Talk about bad lighting.... Almost looks like she has peach fuzz in the shape of a stache...
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 18, 2014 22:52:37 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Jun 10, 2020 8:00:09 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jun 10, 2020 15:06:44 GMT -6
No confederate flags at NASCAR?
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Jun 10, 2020 15:26:18 GMT -6
No confederate flags at NASCAR? Anyone here live in Neckar cuntry? How many Confederate Stars and Bars will be seen in teh parking lots and infield? |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 10, 2020 15:41:54 GMT -6
Oh no, first Chris Doyle's kid, and now this.
OK4P is going to be on the war path
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 10, 2020 18:25:06 GMT -6
They can still fly the white flag of surrender. They can make them out of robes.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 11, 2020 7:07:19 GMT -6
Oh no, first Chris Doyle's kid, and now this. OK4P is going to be on the war path Nah, I watched a little bit when they came back, but without my boy Kyle Larson running, I ain't got anyone to cheer for and without anyone to cheer for it is just watching dumbasses go in a circle. Without someone to cheer for, it's basically akin to watching a Vanderbilt versus Kentucky football game. I ain't got a dog in the fight (not even really cheering for anyone to lose because I just don't give a shit) and the product is objectively pretty shitty. |
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Post by egadsto on Jun 11, 2020 7:20:15 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jun 11, 2020 12:02:49 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 11, 2020 12:38:29 GMT -6
Staying true to the Confederacy and never got a win. I mean, who will replace him and his 28th position finish? |
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 12, 2020 9:17:02 GMT -6
That guy must see a lot of Landon Cassil and Joey Gase. They all finish about the same position.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 22, 2020 17:25:58 GMT -6
Hey okqueef. I am buying NASCAR season tickets and will be tailgating in the Bubba Wallace/MJ section under a huge black lives matter flag. I've got an extra ticket wif your name on it, can I count on you to show up? We can sleep in my pop up. It's got a shitter and everything.
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Post by Other on Sept 22, 2020 19:11:23 GMT -6
Hey okqueef. I am buying NASCAR season tickets and will be tailgating in the Bubba Wallace/MJ section under a huge black lives matter flag. I've got an extra ticket wif your name on it, can I count on you to show up? We can sleep in my pop up. It's got a shitter and everything. More ‘Covid testing’? |
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Post by Earl Slick on Sept 23, 2020 14:43:14 GMT -6
Hey okqueef. I am buying NASCAR season tickets and will be tailgating in the Bubba Wallace/MJ section under a huge black lives matter flag. I've got an extra ticket wif your name on it, can I count on you to show up? We can sleep in my pop up. It's got a shitter and everything. He’s used to the sheer luxury of Happy Chefs Winnebago and you’re offering him a pop up? |
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