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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 6:33:58 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 6:42:36 GMT -6
Do you even read the boards adds any more? Check the funny thread.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 6:46:55 GMT -6
I can't read everything.. Especially with the back pain I have had this week.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 6:48:50 GMT -6
I can't read everything.. Especially with the back pain I have had this week. You shouldn't carry your son so much...is he walking yet?
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Post by NotMyKid on Apr 15, 2014 6:55:05 GMT -6
I can't read everything.. Especially with the back pain I have had this week. I give u a pass, the story deserved its own thread not buried in da laffy thread.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 7:59:50 GMT -6
I can't read everything.. Especially with the back pain I have had this week. You shouldn't carry your son so much...is he walking yet? Not yet.. He's getting close to crawling though and that should be any day now. And he is heavy!
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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 8:09:48 GMT -6
You shouldn't carry your son so much...is he walking yet? Not yet.. He's getting close to crawling though and that should be any day now. And he is heavy! I was thinking he was closer to a year old for some reason. Your wife probably has some strong arms and back at this point.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 8:28:03 GMT -6
Not yet.. He's getting close to crawling though and that should be any day now. And he is heavy! I was thinking he was closer to a year old for some reason. Your wife probably has some strong arms and back at this point. End of may will be the 1 year mark. Lil dude is already 27 lbs and strong as an ox.
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Post by The Resistance on Apr 15, 2014 8:35:14 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 8:37:23 GMT -6
I was thinking he was closer to a year old for some reason. Your wife probably has some strong arms and back at this point. End of may will be the 1 year mark. Lil dude is already 27 lbs and strong as an ox. When my third daughter started a new daycare when she was 6 months old, the daycare lady also had a daughter that was only two days older. She was 27 lbs at 6 months! She was twice the weight and length of my daughter. But her parents were both big and tall. You're pretty tall right.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 9:21:31 GMT -6
You know what's just as bad as people talking to you on a plane? People talking to you in a hospital waiting room.
I've got some old guy telling me jokes. He's either deaf or has had a stroke so he's difficult to understand. He's flat out told me he'll give me 10 minutes to take a break before he tells me more "clean" jokes. I've heard jokes about iowa (since he found out where I am originally from) and he's originally from iowa himself. I've heard snowman jokes, blonde jokes, deer jokes, doctor jokes, dirty jokes (a pig in Mudd). Now he's put down his book and I'm sure he's waiting for me to stop typing. He told me he'd catch me again at 10:21am. I'm fucked as soon as I make eye contact.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 9:23:05 GMT -6
Yes, I am a pretty tall guy, and so is most of my family and my wife has a bunch of tall brothers (with one not so tall).
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 9:30:53 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Apr 15, 2014 9:31:09 GMT -6
You know what's just as bad as people talking to you on a plane? People talking to you in a hospital waiting room. I've got some old guy telling me jokes. He's either deaf or has had a stroke so he's difficult to understand. He's flat out told me he'll give me 10 minutes to take a break before he tells me more "clean" jokes. I've heard jokes about iowa (since he found out where I am originally from) and he's originally from iowa himself. I've heard snowman jokes, blonde jokes, deer jokes, doctor jokes, dirty jokes (a pig in Mudd). Now he's put down his book and I'm sure he's waiting for me to stop typing. He told me he'd catch me again at 10:21am. I'm fucked as soon as I make eye contact. I was in a hospital waiting room (not in IC) waiting to go in for a srs surgery. An old man sat down next to me and we started talking. As it turned out he was a starter on the '57 Rose Bowl Champion Iowa football team. Even though I was preoccupied with what was about to happen to me I was glad that we started talking. I only wish remembered his name.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 9:46:43 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 15, 2014 9:50:21 GMT -6
That's a nice compartment there for daddy to store his balls that were removed upon purchase of the minivan.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 9:56:48 GMT -6
You know what's just as bad as people talking to you on a plane? People talking to you in a hospital waiting room. I've got some old guy telling me jokes. He's either deaf or has had a stroke so he's difficult to understand. He's flat out told me he'll give me 10 minutes to take a break before he tells me more "clean" jokes. I've heard jokes about iowa (since he found out where I am originally from) and he's originally from iowa himself. I've heard snowman jokes, blonde jokes, deer jokes, doctor jokes, dirty jokes (a pig in Mudd). Now he's put down his book and I'm sure he's waiting for me to stop typing. He told me he'd catch me again at 10:21am. I'm fucked as soon as I make eye contact. I was in a hospital waiting room (not in IC) waiting to go in for a srs surgery. An old man sat down next to me and we started talking. As it turned out he was a starter on the '57 Rose Bowl Champion Iowa football team. Even though I was preoccupied with what was about to happen to me I was glad that we started talking. I only wish remembered his name. I'm sure, you, like this man, probably aprreciated that distraction of talking. His wife was having surgery for something. I didn't ask what. My husband was having a nerve ablation for pain, so not anxiety provoking for me. Talking to a guy that played for iowa might have been more interesting than a guy telling jokes about what does IOWA stand for? What's the best thing to come out of Iowa? And what happens if you move the top row of N. Iowa counties into Minnesota. My pager went off after I posted so I'm good now.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 10:01:21 GMT -6
That's a nice compartment there for daddy to store his balls that were removed upon purchase of the minivan. No minivan here, now or ever. We have 2 cars, a Jetta for the wife, and a Sonata for me. If we get something bigger it will be an SUV, not a minivan.
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Post by #70 on Apr 15, 2014 10:06:12 GMT -6
That's a nice compartment there for daddy to store his balls that were removed upon purchase of the minivan. No minivan here, now or ever. We have 2 cars, a Jetta for the wife, and a Sonata for me. If we get something bigger it will be an SUV, not a minivan. bless you.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 15, 2014 10:16:01 GMT -6
Gotta new avatar for U drunjen droid
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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 10:19:47 GMT -6
Gotta new avatar for U drunjen droid That's hilarious!
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 10:58:27 GMT -6
That's awesome... But I won't show my wife, she'd kill me.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 15, 2014 11:01:43 GMT -6
That's awesome... But I won't show my wife, she'd kill me. You gots to tell her "BISH!! PLAYA'S GOTTA PLAY!!"
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 15, 2014 12:30:21 GMT -6
No minivan here, now or ever. We have 2 cars, a Jetta for the wife, and a Sonata for me. If we get something bigger it will be an SUV, not a minivan. A Sonata? Does the wife know you're gay? It's one of the few cars in its class that can fit a tall person and someone normal height can sit behind me and the gas mileage is pretty good too. Besides, what you do drive? Good chance it's a fag mobile.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Apr 15, 2014 14:59:43 GMT -6
A Sonata? Does the wife know you're gay? It's one of the few cars in its class that can fit a tall person and someone normal height can sit behind me and the gas mileage is pretty good too. Besides, what you do drive? Good chance it's a fag mobile. Crew cab superduty for the win. Oh, and a diesel just because.
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