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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 21, 2008 10:15:16 GMT -6
I went to one of those Redboxes last night...and as usual, the selection was limited. The wife wanted to see something fuuuuuuuuuunnny, so we got "I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry". My God, it was so fucking horrible actually wanted my $1 I spent back. Not funny, drawn out, horrible dialogue, mindless humor....I could go on.
The only reason I didn't get up in the movie was because of the delicious Jessica Biel.
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Post by Iowafan1 on Apr 21, 2008 10:46:47 GMT -6
Prom, I have to admit I have not seen that movie, but it is hard for me to believe it could even approach George Clooney's "Solaris" in it's ability to make movie goers want to blow chow. Clooney already sucked, but what a train wreck that flick was.
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Apr 21, 2008 10:52:18 GMT -6
You obviously haven't treated yourself to a screening of the movie "Prom Night" yet.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 21, 2008 11:04:03 GMT -6
It's close. According to 'RottenTomatoes.com', Chuck and Larry got a 14%, whereas Prom Night got a 9%. Fortunately, it looks like I avoided gouging my eyes out. The other fuuuuuunnnnnnnny movie she wanted to see was Good Luck Chuck, which received a stellar 4%.
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Post by mattahawk on Apr 21, 2008 11:36:32 GMT -6
I actually liked chuck and larry. But yes it was stupid and yes Jessica biel is HOT!!
Good Luck Chuck was pretty funny but it was incredibly raunchy. It was more or less a fuckfest. One hot chick after another though and Jessica Alba,......OMFG!!!!
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 21, 2008 11:54:57 GMT -6
On the flip side, I saw '21' in the theater Saturday night, thought it was a pretty decent flick.
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Post by Solar Stud on Apr 21, 2008 12:13:22 GMT -6
Watch a stinker called ISHTAR.
It'll make your movie look like an oscar-winner.
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Post by germaine on Apr 21, 2008 12:17:02 GMT -6
On the flip side, I saw '21' in the theater Saturday night, thought it was a pretty decent flick. We saw it on Friday...it wasn't too bad. Not great, but certainly far from bad.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 21, 2008 14:05:17 GMT -6
My lady and I prefer making cinema as opposed to viewing cinema
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Apr 21, 2008 14:07:52 GMT -6
Epic Movie.
One of the worst movies ever.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 21, 2008 14:08:48 GMT -6
Epic Movie. One of the worst movies ever. I could imagine. My wife likes stupid movies, and she wouldn't watch Epic Movie.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Apr 21, 2008 15:02:35 GMT -6
I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall Saturday. It had quite a few laughs so that made it good enough. I don't know that as a whole it was good though, but I did laugh. Also full frontal nudity, several times.....wiener style.
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Post by NotMyKid on Apr 21, 2008 15:09:40 GMT -6
The only reason I didn't get up in the movie was because of the delicious Jessica Biel. I have to agree, bad movie. and the scene with her changing clothes is the only reason why the movie is worth watching at all.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Apr 21, 2008 16:48:32 GMT -6
don't be a menace to south central while drinkin' your juice in the 'hood, watch that one
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 21, 2008 17:06:56 GMT -6
don't be a menace to south central while drinkin' your juice in the 'hood, watch that one I've seen it...pretty stupid, but had a few laugh out loud moments. What's the new movie with the 'Git R Done' waste of a space? That might take the crown for the worst. I'm not going to be the judge of it, though.
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Post by BlckKnghtHwk on Apr 22, 2008 10:49:16 GMT -6
It's close. According to 'RottenTomatoes.com', Chuck and Larry got a 14%, whereas Prom Night got a 9%. Fortunately, it looks like I avoided gouging my eyes out. The other fuuuuuunnnnnnnny movie she wanted to see was Good Luck Chuck, which received a stellar 4%. Yes but Mr Skin gave Good Luck Chuck the movie of the year aware...if Mr Skin says it's good then you better believe I'm checking it out...albeit on mute, but they'll get my $1 none-the-less.
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Post by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Apr 22, 2008 12:34:23 GMT -6
Waterworld.
I haven't seen any movie on here that can hold Costner's jock on making a b-a-d movie.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Apr 24, 2008 12:09:56 GMT -6
The Darkness. Horror movie. AND HORRIBLE movie. Fact: there is a scence where the main characters are in the kitchen making coffee. Nothing happens other than some inane dialogue. Maybe this was meant to be in 'interactive' horror flick where you get so pissed of that you go out and bludgeon someone to death... I dunno. It was just gawd-awful.
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Post by socal on Apr 29, 2008 11:10:56 GMT -6
On a related note (sorry if I already posted this): For my son's 3rd birthday, we took him to his first movie... Horton Hears a Who. During the previews they showed one for "Nim's Island". Here's the blurb from MovieTickets.com:
...after the ad was over, my son yelled out "TOOOPID!!!" My wife & I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes.
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Apr 29, 2008 11:22:51 GMT -6
c'mon socal, that sounds like a heartwarming tale...but it does sound like something that's already been done.
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Post by Hawkeyes1982 on Apr 29, 2008 11:27:27 GMT -6
worst fukin movie ever made is called From Justin to Kelly, those 2 american idol clowns. And that Tom Green movie Freddy Got Fingered. Dumb as shit.
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Apr 29, 2008 11:34:35 GMT -6
What about The Fast and The Furious. That has to rank up there.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Apr 29, 2008 11:55:48 GMT -6
The most recent version of Time Machine.
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Post by The Bluzmn on Apr 29, 2008 14:51:28 GMT -6
"The New World." Think about the Pocohontas/Capt. Smith story - how can you make that BORING? There was so much wrong with that movie. My wife and I made it almost through the first hour before bailing and finding another movie to see in the theatre complex.
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Post by socal on Apr 30, 2008 8:58:15 GMT -6
On my son's 3rd birthday, we went to see Dr. Seuss's Horton Hears a Who... after the preview for "Nim's Island", my son yelled out "STUPID", which caused some chuckles.
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