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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 5, 2014 16:45:03 GMT -6
Yes, I do dislike hipster dudes, but I dislike Canklesaurus hipster broads, too. See, e.g., Leah Dunham. Girls who define the word frumpy and who are busted but think they're hot because some random beardo pajama boy will have intercourse with them. I hope Leah Dunham doesn't make fat, frumpy girls think it's okay or even cool to be fat and frumpy. Also, the septum piercings look fucking awful. Then sir, I suggest stay the fuck away from the Twitter because it's too damned late. #Empowerment #DealWithIt #EndPatriarchy
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Post by twinlaker on Aug 5, 2014 16:51:56 GMT -6
Someone help an old guy.... WTF is a Hipster, or for that matter, a Gen X, Gen Y, Millennium, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera......
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 5, 2014 17:49:29 GMT -6
Someone help an old guy.... WTF is a Hipster, or for that matter, a Gen X, Gen Y, Millennium, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...... It defies definition, but basically they are directionless fucks who are on permanent retirement starting in their 20s. Their ranks were confined to Williamsburg and Portland, but they are spreading liek the god damned plague. For the record, on my last trip to Fort Dodge, I did not see any hipsters. Hipsters are basically the emo kids grown up. Their entire existence revolves about being nonconformists, but of course their whole god damned group is one giant conformist colony echo chamber. They are attention starved fucks whose existence revolves around the simple concept of "Look At Me." They try to one up each other in terms of zaniness. Trust me when I say this threat is real and it is far fucking bigger than the threat the hippies posed to this nation. They may look like this: I highly recommend that you read diehipster.wordpress.com/ every few days. Read the FAQs to learn more about hipsters. Liek take this fuck who was featured on DieHipster - clearly hoping that people will notice him and his ironic typewriter and seek him out for a poem. Really, it is what happens when you make poetry a major at a university that isn't full of Vanderbilts, Carnegies and Rockefellers. Here are a bunch of fucking hipsters eating. In a dumpster. There is a lot of material on DieHipster you will have to see for yourself. It ain't pretty, bud. Suffice it to say, when I saw that headline I was fucking terrified, but these college kids aren't hipsters. Not yet anyway. They will be, but they are just hipsters in gestation whilst in Evanston. Thank god.
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 5, 2014 18:00:23 GMT -6
Thanks for the clarification and you would be correct there are no hipsters in Dodge, but I'm not so sure my wife's nephew isn't a Hipster and also a Northwestern grad.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 5, 2014 19:11:46 GMT -6
Force-5? Jesus...........
How does one counter this emerging threat?
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Post by twinlaker on Aug 5, 2014 19:37:11 GMT -6
Force-5? Jesus........... How does one counter this emerging threat? Would this piss them off?..... or this.....
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 5, 2014 22:38:54 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 5, 2014 22:59:37 GMT -6
Force-5? Jesus........... How does one counter this emerging threat? Get a hipster-hating kangaroo.
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Post by egadsto on Aug 6, 2014 6:23:16 GMT -6
Force-5? Jesus........... How does one counter this emerging threat? Get a hipster-hating kangaroo.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 6, 2014 7:13:52 GMT -6
BTR, IIRC the Ayshuns are fairly well represented at NU. Do they have their own hipster style? Pls 'splain. Ktnxbai. An Asian hipster is walking to the library at 7:30am on a Saturday, because no one even knows it's open then. They refuse to conform with your bourgeois concepts of personal space and waiting in line.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 6, 2014 7:14:08 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 6, 2014 7:17:24 GMT -6
BTR, IIRC the Ayshuns are fairly well represented at NU. Do they have their own hipster style? Pls 'splain. Ktnxbai. Probably not, They are too busy playing Bo-Taoshi.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 6, 2014 11:14:41 GMT -6
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Post by twinlaker on Aug 6, 2014 11:26:30 GMT -6
Learn sumpin new everday!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 6, 2014 11:43:46 GMT -6
Spank is more a hipster wantofbee than a hipster, though. He has obligations and shit.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 6, 2014 12:05:45 GMT -6
Spank is more a hipster wantofbee than a hipster, though. He has obligations and shit. Casey's Pizza ain't free. Well, for him it might be...
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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 25, 2014 11:49:12 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Aug 25, 2014 12:46:26 GMT -6
It's a union thing.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 25, 2014 13:24:30 GMT -6
Yeah, I saw that and was gonna poast it. What a fucking joke. I'm sure it will give it Pullhard some ideas for Iowa State. Oh wait, never mind, those fucks are so delusional they'll buy his bullshit about #ProgramOnTheRise for the next 50 fucking years.
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Post by Incogayno. on Aug 28, 2014 14:44:44 GMT -6
Sweet photo of Chitown
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 28, 2014 15:30:11 GMT -6
Hey, i got my companies tickets for the norfwestern game. Should be plenty of hipsters there.
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