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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 25, 2014 7:47:47 GMT -6
PLASTIX RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 25, 2014 8:14:52 GMT -6
Crapple teh Democrat of smart phones. All hype, doesn't work.
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 25, 2014 8:22:35 GMT -6
Crapple teh Democrat of smart phones. All hype, doesn't work. They want you to be dependant on them. "We wants ppls to need just one more thing."
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 25, 2014 8:26:18 GMT -6
Apple is fucked without Steve Jobs. Steve designed the iPhone to be a certain size so that it would fit into a pocket. Apple kept it that size through the 5, with some slight tweaks that got the screen a tad bigger and made it thinner. Before the phones could go to market, Steve would personally test them and if it didn't pass his test, it wasn't going to market. Now, they don't even make one that is in the ballpark size wise of what Jobs designed and these things clearly weren't tested in real world conditions before release.
And lulz to anyone who downloaded the new ios, it has been abundantly clear for years that you need to wait several weeks after a release before upgrading the OS because Apple doesn't fucking beta test their shit very well before putting it out on the unsuspecting public.
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Post by #70 on Sept 25, 2014 8:27:27 GMT -6
Downloaded and working just fine. Lulz. One more sound text sent!
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 25, 2014 8:44:07 GMT -6
Downloaded and working just fine. Lulz. One more sound text sent! You sure? DM Chuck on twitter.
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Post by #70 on Sept 25, 2014 8:47:12 GMT -6
Downloaded and working just fine. Lulz. One more sound text sent! You sure? DM Chuck on twitter. I'll send him a sound text. But not sure if his phone can receive such technology. Bet not.
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 25, 2014 9:38:16 GMT -6
So easy....... Like picking up snatch in DG back in the day.
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Post by Incogayno. on Sept 25, 2014 10:16:14 GMT -6
Jelly mother fuckers.
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Post by Incogayno. on Sept 25, 2014 11:50:10 GMT -6
I find it funny that you do not see people with an iPhone bitching about the 300 Android phones that come out a year but as soon as Apple drops a product, the Android fanboys go nuts. You guys crack me up.
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Post by Incogayno. on Sept 25, 2014 13:56:34 GMT -6
you're missing the point, derpasaurus apple and their fanbois strut around liek they are the best thing in the universe, yet they fail over and over, this latest shitstorm being the tip of the iceberg but those of us who know better aren't supposed to point and laff when you and your messiah shit the bed yet again? yeah, ok, sure YOU missed the point. The only people fanboing around here is you and your fellow derparade.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 25, 2014 13:59:53 GMT -6
you're missing the point, derpasaurus apple and their fanbois strut around liek they are the best thing in the universe, yet they fail over and over, this latest shitstorm being the tip of the iceberg but those of us who know better aren't supposed to point and laff when you and your messiah shit the bed yet again? yeah, ok, sure YOU missed the point. The only people fanboing around here is you and your fellow derparade. Point, NOT Scooter. Good poast. Mah buddy just got some Samsung. It ain't got a thumbprint reader so he has to type in a password to unlock it and because they ain't got shit for enterprise software that works wif our email server's security on that jank-tastic thang, he has to get all of his email pushed through some specific app where he has to put in another 10 digit password with letters, numbers and symbols. No fucking thanks. Apple FTW. Me FTW.
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Post by #70 on Sept 25, 2014 14:19:26 GMT -6
YOU missed the point. The only people fanboing around here is you and your fellow derparade. Point, NOT Scooter. Good poast. Mah buddy just got some Samsung. It ain't got a thumbprint reader so he has to type in a password to unlock it and because they ain't got shit for enterprise software that works wif our email server's security on that jank-tastic thang, he has to get all of his email pushed through some specific app where he has to put in another 10 digit password with letters, numbers and symbols. No fucking thanks. Apple FTW. Me FTW. No fingerprint reader? Jesus. That would suck ass.
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Post by #70 on Sept 25, 2014 14:19:47 GMT -6
you're missing the point, derpasaurus apple and their fanbois strut around liek they are the best thing in the universe, yet they fail over and over, this latest shitstorm being the tip of the iceberg but those of us who know better aren't supposed to point and laff when you and your messiah shit the bed yet again? yeah, ok, sure YOU missed the point. The only people fanboing around here is you and your fellow derparade. Game. Set. Match.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 25, 2014 14:28:55 GMT -6
Point, NOT Scooter. Good poast. Mah buddy just got some Samsung. It ain't got a thumbprint reader so he has to type in a password to unlock it and because they ain't got shit for enterprise software that works wif our email server's security on that jank-tastic thang, he has to get all of his email pushed through some specific app where he has to put in another 10 digit password with letters, numbers and symbols. No fucking thanks. Apple FTW. Me FTW. No fingerprint reader? Jesus. That would suck ass. Yeah, when I first heard about the fingerprint reader, I was liek "DON'T WANT, DON'T NEED." Then, when the IT guy showed me how awesome it was and I used a few times, I was liek "WHAR THE FUCK THIS BEEN MAH WHOLE LIFE?" Chux the kind of fella who, when MP3 players came out, was liek "Don't need, I have a Walkman."
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 25, 2014 14:30:51 GMT -6
I just has a fancy shmancy knock code on mine.. Just tap a random pattern on the screen in certain areas and boom.. Unlocked. No looking at the phone to figure out what button is what.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 25, 2014 14:31:57 GMT -6
Point, NOT Scooter. Good poast. Mah buddy just got some Samsung. It ain't got a thumbprint reader so he has to type in a password to unlock it and because they ain't got shit for enterprise software that works wif our email server's security on that jank-tastic thang, he has to get all of his email pushed through some specific app where he has to put in another 10 digit password with letters, numbers and symbols. No fucking thanks. Apple FTW. Me FTW. No fingerprint reader? Jesus. That would suck ass. You know speaking of no finger print reader....where I work, if you want to be able to get work email on your phone you have to have a password and your phone has to be set to autolock at one minute. That setting is forced from the IT department. Years ago I carried a work cell phone for call and my own cell but then they said they'd give $10 bucks extra in your check toward your phone bill if you just used your own. I took it because I didn't want to carry two phones. The finger print reader is useless in this arrangement. They recently stopped giving that $10 because of cutbacks and some bogus reason why they were giving it in the first place. I'm thinking I'm going to request a work cell again so they don't have any control over my phone and I can use it in the way it's intended. Fuck the work email. And it will cost them $50+/month to supply me with a work flip phone.
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Post by #70 on Sept 25, 2014 14:53:02 GMT -6
I guess he still swings when he's face down on the matt, but it doesn't much matter at this point.
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Post by Incogayno. on Sept 25, 2014 15:07:57 GMT -6
I guess he still swings when he's face down on the matt, but it doesn't much matter at this point. Teflon Erik.
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 25, 2014 15:25:51 GMT -6
No fingerprint reader? Jesus. That would suck ass. You know speaking of no finger print reader....where I work, if you want to be able to get work email on your phone you have to have a password and your phone has to be set to autolock at one minute. That setting is forced from the IT department. Years ago I carried a work cell phone for call and my own cell but then they said they'd give $10 bucks extra in your check toward your phone bill if you just used your own. I took it because I didn't want to carry two phones. The finger print reader is useless in this arrangement. They recently stopped giving that $10 because of cutbacks and some bogus reason why they were giving it in the first place. I'm thinking I'm going to request a work cell again so they don't have any control over my phone and I can use it in the way it's intended. Fuck the work email. And it will cost them $50+/month to supply me with a work flip phone. Ginger don't let those fucks at your work keep taking advantage of you.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 25, 2014 16:04:33 GMT -6
LOL @ proles who have phones and security restrictions forced on them by Big Brother Employer. As a business owner, I don't have to suffer through such bullshit. Me FTW, as always. Hay okeefer4, does the fingerprint scanner work with The Invisible Hand?? That'd be something if it did, eh? Being that I handle very personal patient information on a daily basis, I understand the need for security. I just don't want it on my phone anymore.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 25, 2014 16:05:30 GMT -6
You know speaking of no finger print reader....where I work, if you want to be able to get work email on your phone you have to have a password and your phone has to be set to autolock at one minute. That setting is forced from the IT department. Years ago I carried a work cell phone for call and my own cell but then they said they'd give $10 bucks extra in your check toward your phone bill if you just used your own. I took it because I didn't want to carry two phones. The finger print reader is useless in this arrangement. They recently stopped giving that $10 because of cutbacks and some bogus reason why they were giving it in the first place. I'm thinking I'm going to request a work cell again so they don't have any control over my phone and I can use it in the way it's intended. Fuck the work email. And it will cost them $50+/month to supply me with a work flip phone. Ginger don't let those fucks at your work keep taking advantage of you. Isn't that the nature of the employer/employee relationship?
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Post by #70 on Sept 25, 2014 16:44:04 GMT -6
Chux a whiny lil girl. #truestory
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 25, 2014 17:34:13 GMT -6
you're missing the point, derpasaurus apple and their fanbois strut around liek they are the best thing in the universe, yet they fail over and over, this latest shitstorm being the tip of the iceberg but those of us who know better aren't supposed to point and laff when you and your messiah shit the bed yet again? yeah, ok, sure YOU missed the point. The only people fanboing around here is you and your fellow derparade. Is that what it's called? ?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 25, 2014 17:52:48 GMT -6
Ok4p still has a blackberry. #truestory Guilty as charged, but I don't carry it anymoar. Man, that company shit the bed hard. That fucking time when the server in Europe crashed and it stopped everyone's email for liek 4 days has to rank somewhere between the Cadillac Cimmaron and New Coke in terms of corporate fuckups.
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