Post by Keg City Chairman Kavanaugh on Oct 16, 2014 8:15:16 GMT -6
Again, Iowa channels their offensive might and roll to a 45-17 shellshocking victory over the Derps. GDGD will scorch a rather weak MaryLand D with a vicious attack in the horizontal game that leads to big gains and the running game gets on track as well. QB issues will be the downfall of maryland and they'll struggle to score points until garbage time when kurt calls off the dogs.
I don't usually make predictions because I'm a hawk homer so it's hard for me to pick against them. Usually I'm quite superstitious and am particular about what I wear; clothes, jewelry, you know...I do stuff the same way no matter what. Well the last couple of years that hasn't worked too well and I told myself "freak, you have absolutely no influence on the outcome of the game so quit worrying about it."
Since the season started though I've been leaning more to the superstitious side again. Now, I've evaluated the first six games and the bye week, and the winning games all have one thing in common. Acne. For every game that we've won, I've had a zit. Last weeks was a Doozy...(not The TE) The losing game and the bye week? Nothing.
I've got bad news boys. Based on the current clear skin forecast and lack of benzoil peroxide needed, this game is lost. Prepare yourselves. Start drinking. Now.
I could blame my prescription medication that also helps with those fine lines I'm starting to experience but I just don't think so. There's still 16 hours before kick off. Things could change at any time. I just ate some French fries and a McDonald's fish sandwich...but they say diet has no effect.
Turtles 36 Hawks 25
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Post by Keg City Chairman Kavanaugh on Oct 18, 2014 19:14:28 GMT -6
I can't believe that Kurt pulled in the reigns after the first two drives. My prediction would have been good had we had a qb that didn't suck ass. Can't believe the cj never had a chance especially after that pick 6. What a fucking shitty game. We should have put up 60 on Maryland.
</div> no way, because he is the best coach we've evar had and best we can ever hope for. No way lil ol Iowa could attract a better coach, someone like David Cutcliffe for instance. If you think Iowa football should be winning 8-9 games a season consistently, you're a fool and don't know anything about football. We're a 6 win average program, and without kurt, we'd be illannoy.
I'd be willing to take that risk if it means that we'd have exciting football to watch and not the shit fests that we've come to endure over the years.
Hayden had balls and rarely lost to teams we should have steamrolled. Iowa has the money and facilities to bring in a good coach, not to mention we'd pay handsomely for it too. Hell, we pay for mediocrity now with occasional greatness. Is there a risk we'll screw it up by pulling a Meatchicken or Illannoy? Sure. But at least the coaches fucking try to win and don't play to not lose.