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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 31, 2014 10:32:16 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 31, 2014 11:01:13 GMT -6
Please let him fall this time... Now, what is the over/under on how many times he'll say "Thank you Jesus" or "My lord and savior" during his walk? I'm betting he'll average about 5 per minute. Now, Okeefe, you shoudl watch, and make sure you put up huge dickbutt posters in your window for him and the world to see.
Being that he's overly religious, and it's Halloween, maybe he'll finally fall and splatter like most of his family has.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 31, 2014 11:01:27 GMT -6
Shit yeah I'd watch it. Should get your iPhone six plus with optical stabilization on the camera. You'll get some nice still shots as he's falling.
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Post by NotMyKid on Oct 31, 2014 11:04:00 GMT -6
Get a whole bunch of high powered lights to shine at him from your office window. Then full laughy.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 31, 2014 11:46:31 GMT -6
All solid ideas. I'd look for some firecrackers or better yet some M80's or Thunder Kings, something that makes a lot of noise. Then set one off as he's halfway across.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 31, 2014 11:48:32 GMT -6
All solid ideas. I'd look for some firecrackers or better yet some M80's or Thunder Kings, something that makes a lot of noise. Then set one off as he's halfway across. He's probably been preparing by listening to the typical night sounds of gunfire in Chicago. Maybe a drone drive by....
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 31, 2014 12:06:31 GMT -6
Get a whole bunch of high powered lights to shine at him from your office window. Then full laughy. Lasers brah, fucking lasers.....
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Oct 31, 2014 12:08:59 GMT -6
Please let him fall this time... Now, what is the over/under on how many times he'll say "Thank you Jesus" or "My lord and savior" during his walk? I'm betting he'll average about 5 per minute. Now, Okeefe, you shoudl watch, and make sure you put up huge dickbutt posters in your window for him and the world to see. Being that he's overly religious, and it's Halloween, maybe he'll finally fall and splatter like most of his family has. That's the worst part of watching him. Look brah, the hand of god ain't holding you up and sure as hell isn't going to stop your body from going splat if you fall. I would like to see what happens to a body after a 500 foot fall but the networks are on a delay anyway so even if it happened they would cut away.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Oct 31, 2014 12:09:38 GMT -6
Get a whole bunch of high powered lights to shine at him from your office window. Then full laughy. Lasers brah, fucking lasers..... Winner.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Oct 31, 2014 12:12:55 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 31, 2014 12:13:24 GMT -6
Please let him fall this time... Now, what is the over/under on how many times he'll say "Thank you Jesus" or "My lord and savior" during his walk? I'm betting he'll average about 5 per minute. Now, Okeefe, you shoudl watch, and make sure you put up huge dickbutt posters in your window for him and the world to see. Being that he's overly religious, and it's Halloween, maybe he'll finally fall and splatter like most of his family has. That's the worst part of watching him. Look brah, the hand of god ain't holding you up and sure as hell isn't going to stop your body from going splat if you fall. I would like to see what happens to a body after a 500 foot fall but the networks are on a delay anyway so even if it happened they would cut away. If ever there was a need for a drone with a dickbutt light, this is it.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 31, 2014 12:14:43 GMT -6
All we really need is someone who has nothing to lose, to shine a laser pen into his eyes when he's halfway through the walk. And maybe this time he won't be a pussy and have a safety harness on like the last couple he did. Will the cops find the person who did it? Probably as they can be rather easy to trace back, unless you have maybe a drone with one on it and it has a self destruct button on it as well.
So get to work OK4P, our entertainment is counting on you!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 31, 2014 12:18:30 GMT -6
Residents who live in Marina City received a letter from building managers telling them they cannot yell, play loud music, fly drones or take flash photos during the stunts and violations will be dealt with severely.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 31, 2014 12:22:11 GMT -6
You missed a big part of it Billy..... He will be blindfolded, so flash/lasers/etc won't have any effect on him. But, him not being able to see may very well be a big help to have him come tumbling down to the pavement. Wonder if the mic is live when he falls and he yells "Fuck you Jesus, where are my fucking wings you cockgobbler?"
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 31, 2014 12:26:35 GMT -6
You missed a big part of it Billy..... He will be blindfolded, so flash/lasers/etc won't have any effect on him. But, him not being able to see may very well be a big help to have him come tumbling down to the pavement. Wonder if the mic is live when he falls and he yells "Fuck you Jesus, where are my fucking wings you cockgobbler?" I have a cousin who is a confirmed atheist ever since we went bowling at the age of 12. He could've won the game with a strike so he asked God to help him get a one. He rolled a gutter ball instead. His response was "fuck you, God."
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Post by Ginger on Oct 31, 2014 12:43:43 GMT -6
You missed a big part of it Billy..... He will be blindfolded, so flash/lasers/etc won't have any effect on him. But, him not being able to see may very well be a big help to have him come tumbling down to the pavement. Wonder if the mic is live when he falls and he yells "Fuck you Jesus, where are my fucking wings you cockgobbler?" Everybody knows you get your wings after you die. And they'll be boiled.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 31, 2014 12:44:36 GMT -6
You missed a big part of it Billy..... He will be blindfolded, so flash/lasers/etc won't have any effect on him. But, him not being able to see may very well be a big help to have him come tumbling down to the pavement. Wonder if the mic is live when he falls and he yells "Fuck you Jesus, where are my fucking wings you cockgobbler?" I have a cousin who is a confirmed atheist ever since we went bowling at the age of 12. He could've won the game with a strike so he asked God to help him get a one. He rolled a gutter ball instead. His response was "fuck you, God." I think God told him "fuck you" first.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 31, 2014 12:50:47 GMT -6
I have a cousin who is a confirmed atheist ever since we went bowling at the age of 12. He could've won the game with a strike so he asked God to help him get a one. He rolled a gutter ball instead. His response was "fuck you, God." I think God told him "fuck you" first. I think I was the better bowler.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 31, 2014 13:02:55 GMT -6
I think I was the better bowler. better than god, you think? I hear he carries a 250 average in league play I haven't bowled in 40 years. My high game was 182.
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Post by egadsto on Oct 31, 2014 13:07:53 GMT -6
You missed a big part of it Billy..... He will be blindfolded, so flash/lasers/etc won't have any effect on him. But, him not being able to see may very well be a big help to have him come tumbling down to the pavement. Wonder if the mic is live when he falls and he yells "Fuck you Jesus, where are my fucking wings you cockgobbler?" I have a cousin who is a confirmed atheist ever since we went bowling at the age of 12. He could've won the game with a strike so he asked God to help him get a one. He rolled a gutter ball instead. His response was "fuck you, God." Rat farts!
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 31, 2014 13:31:02 GMT -6
I think I was the better bowler. better than god, you think? I hear he carries a 250 average in league play DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE, hang on let me turn off CAPSLOCK, to hear the word of Billy?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 31, 2014 14:31:07 GMT -6
Residents who live in Marina City received a letter from building managers telling them they cannot yell, play loud music, fly drones or take flash photos during the stunts and violations will be dealt with severely.
It says nothing about strobe lights. I have werqed most of mah career next to Marina City and I gotta say, the place reminds me of a vertical trailer park, as all units have aluminum screen doors on them. Anyway, here is a pic from mah office of the setup. Unfortunately, it doesn't do the blowing snow or swirling wind justice.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 31, 2014 14:32:26 GMT -6
Sorry bout the pic quality, mah camera kept focusing on the water drops on mah windown. Note the wire in the upper left hand corner and the screen doors on Marina City.
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 31, 2014 14:58:00 GMT -6
Get a whole bunch of high powered lights to shine at him from your office window. Then full laughy. Lasers brah, fucking lasers..... Old dude approves of your answer.
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 31, 2014 15:08:55 GMT -6
Bees wood be my first idea, lots and lots of bees.
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