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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 21, 2015 10:23:42 GMT -6
YOU SAW THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. THE WASHER WAS IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!!! You had a washer? And a kitchen that was attached to the house? We had a scrub board in the wash house, which was just off the the summer kitchen.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 21, 2015 10:26:11 GMT -6
That's liek the only 5 minutes I caught. That's liek slapping Ali in the face and not expecting to get right-hooked. God those fuckers are stupid. Also, Joni is a deliberate fucking liar, even when she's trying to wax nostalgic. We're similar in age, and I rode a bus all over the fucking countryside around a similar kind of town, and nobody, NOBODY put fucking bread bags over their boots. Maybe over your socks, but even that was rare. Query, Jonester: Are you waxing nostalgic for breadbagging because that's your ideal view of how prole people should live? How very Kochesque of you. Fuck, I worked all kinds of shit jobs. Jerbs way harder than that bitch werked. Did it "build my character?" Fuck no. What it did was cause me to 1) have empathy and sympathy for the poor prole fucks stuck in those jerbs; and 2) make sure I killed it at the U. Character? Shit. It did build something in me: Cynicism.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 21, 2015 10:29:31 GMT -6
YOU SAW THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. THE WASHER WAS IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!!! No. I saw a pic of a janky house that you claim to have lived in as a tot. No way to prove authenticity. For all we know, you grew up in a stately manor on the goddam mississippi river, looking down ur nose at kids who had to wear hand-me-downs til 16 years of age. Also, you've repeatedly stated that ur pappy is a baller with a big stack. Sooooo....... Dude, my dad has worked in a factory for 35 years. This is the house I lived in until I was 16.
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Joni!
Jan 21, 2015 10:29:55 GMT -6
Post by thunderhawk on Jan 21, 2015 10:29:55 GMT -6
YOU SAW THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. THE WASHER WAS IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!!! No. I saw a pic of a janky house that you claim to have lived in as a tot. No way to prove authenticity. For all we know, you grew up in a stately manor on the goddam mississippi river, looking down ur nose at kids who had to wear hand-me-downs til 16 years of age. Also, you've repeatedly stated that ur pappy is a baller with a big stack. Sooooo....... I grew up in a nice fucking house on a huge spread. I ain't gonna lie. But Daddy Thunder put his boys to work, and hard. You think of any hard, dirty, shitty jerb, and I prolly did it. Well, at least until I became a lifeguard. That was boss.
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Jan 21, 2015 10:35:07 GMT -6
Post by thunderhawk on Jan 21, 2015 10:35:07 GMT -6
translation: Thor de-tasseled and it sucked Thor detassled. Thor threw hay bales. Thor worked for the street department laying asphalt. Thor werked the garbage truck. Thor made pizzas. Thor werked in a factory. Thor painted houses. Thor roofed. Thor chopped fucking sunflowers out of cornfields with a machete. Thor believes that was prolly the wurst jerb. I forgot, I also DJ'd in college. Liek paid DJ'd, not faggy college radio. But that jerb ain't filt with potential. Thor never cooked no biskits tho. Lifeguarding was the best. I'd go pro at that if I could.
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Joni!
Jan 21, 2015 11:06:55 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 21, 2015 11:06:55 GMT -6
As everyone else observed, i am pretty sure Joni misremembered the order in which socks breadbags and boots go on.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 21, 2015 11:10:29 GMT -6
As everyone else observed, i am pretty sure Joni misremembered the order in which socks breadbags and boots go on. But it's such a fundamental part of the humble, rural upbringing that made her who she is today!
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Jan 21, 2015 11:11:00 GMT -6
Post by Earl Slick on Jan 21, 2015 11:11:00 GMT -6
I'm not buying that spin job.
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Post by twine on Jan 21, 2015 11:29:50 GMT -6
She said ISIL, rather than ISIS. Teleprompt reading looks hard. Uhhhhhhhhh Derp, ISIL is a thing. I'm the idiot now.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 21, 2015 11:34:11 GMT -6
TEABAGGER CHILDRUN /thread
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 21, 2015 11:44:28 GMT -6
As everyone else observed, i am pretty sure Joni misremembered the order in which socks breadbags and boots go on. At least she remembered that her undergarments go on before her dress when going on national television. That's a step in the right direction.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 21, 2015 11:48:53 GMT -6
At least she remembered that her undergarments go on before her dress when going on national television. That's a step in the right direction. Ugh. can't erase awful mental images. blecch. I bet the last thing those poor hogs heard before they were forever altered was her hideous laugh.
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 21, 2015 12:19:06 GMT -6
As an Iowan I am not sure which I am embarrassed more by, Joni or the way the Hawks played last night.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 21, 2015 12:26:46 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 21, 2015 12:54:15 GMT -6
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 21, 2015 13:06:44 GMT -6
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 21, 2015 13:42:52 GMT -6
This is going to be embarrassing for a long fucking time.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 21, 2015 13:53:09 GMT -6
Was it that bad? Okay maybe it was...
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 21, 2015 14:04:00 GMT -6
Holy fucking shit. Spectacular.
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Jan 21, 2015 15:14:02 GMT -6
Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 21, 2015 15:14:02 GMT -6
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Post by 101 on Jan 21, 2015 15:18:52 GMT -6
The republicans have it BAD when Joni makes the likes of Sara Palin and Michelle Bachman appear more "normal" than ever. She is bat-shit crazy I tell you!
If that's what they are hanging their hat on, god help them all.
I can't wait to see what SNL does with that shit.
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 21, 2015 16:40:08 GMT -6
Serious question. Are all republican women batshit crazy?
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Joni!
Jan 21, 2015 17:24:19 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 21, 2015 17:24:19 GMT -6
Whatttt?!;!;!?!? Vin always used to jump on everyone's case about marital issues. You don't like your wife? Wtf Proles? Nahhh. I'm just half drunk on vodka and tonic.
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Joni!
Jan 21, 2015 17:28:37 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 21, 2015 17:28:37 GMT -6
Whatttt?!;!;!?!? Vin always used to jump on everyone's case about marital issues. You don't like your wife? Wtf Proles? Nahhh. I'm just half drunk on vodka and tonic. U sound liek twithurp. That's kinda what I've been going for..... I'll admit, it's not fucking easy. Idk how he pulls it off. My wife thinks I'm like 6 different ppl when we argue.
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Jan 21, 2015 18:37:03 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 18:37:03 GMT -6
You guys quit pickign on women. I think all women are awesome. damn sexist old farts.
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