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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 18, 2015 11:35:03 GMT -6
"Natural" is a female code word for fatty. So is "curvy", "good personality", and "willing to do butt stuff". Perhaps in Davenprole. In teh Dez, it means naturally attractive, nicely shaped, not (excessively) painted, no visible tats, perky breastsseses. Don't know about anal. Can't vouch for it. One thing I can tell you with certainty, if you're not into visible tats, the Dez is not the place for you.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 18, 2015 11:41:58 GMT -6
Perhaps in Davenprole. In teh Dez, it means naturally attractive, nicely shaped, not (excessively) painted, no visible tats, perky breastsseses. Don't know about anal. Can't vouch for it. One thing I can tell you with certainty, if you're not into visible tats, the Dez is not the place for you. There are in fact quite a few tatted-out fagits in Le Dez.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 18, 2015 11:49:42 GMT -6
One thing I can tell you with certainty, if you're not into visible tats, the Dez is not the place for you. There are in fact quite a few tatted-out fagits in Le Dez. You can't have hipsters without shitty tats. fuckyeahhipstertattoos.tumblr.com/
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 18, 2015 11:51:04 GMT -6
Meathead Lyft Gods neither.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Feb 18, 2015 12:17:08 GMT -6
O'Keefe, Des Moines has stepped up its game since the days of Clive After Five. If you are a hot chick, you can make some good coin in Des Moines as a bar skank. That wasn't the case when I moved back in 2000. Thunder is correct. You've just been gone too long. Not to mention that when you come back, you fucking hang at a trailer park IN TOWN. Ahh, clive after five. Back in the day I lived in an apartment within a 2 minute walk of that stuff. Always lots of hotties running around there and of course, those nights I'd just hit up the bars nearby to scout the really drunk ones that partied on into the night. Mickey's was usually a good place, until whatever the other place with the nice patio hit it's stride. Yeah, we would start at The Caberet Lounge. They had a "1.00 for anything in the bar" special from 4:00-5:00 during the summer. Not a bad way to get your Friday started!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 18, 2015 13:26:19 GMT -6
No, it doesn't brah. Let me 'splain the term "Des Moines 8" to you. A Des Moines 8 is a chick who, if you put her in Chicago would be a fucking 6 on a good day, but because she is in Neck Moines, she thinks she's an 8. Same with an Omaha 8. What is happening in Neck Moines is that a certain educational institution that prides itself on "having the most Iowa high school graduates of any school in the world" is churning out record numbers of semi-literate douchebags and fat, or soon to be fat, women. They descend on its hallowed halls from places liek Creston, Decorah, Storm Lake, Boone and Story City. Then, they graduate and move to Neck Moines to do back office work at places liek Wells Fargo or Principal Financial Group, making sure that mortgage checks hit on time and overpriced variable life policies of semi-competent senior citizens are paid in full before insurance is underwritten. To them, Neck Moines is the big city. Iowa City has a lot of hot girls. A significant number of them wind up moving to Chicago and becoming bar wenches or waitresses. The hottest of them attach themselves to some d-bag with upper middle class money (i.e., not rich, but not brokedick) from the western suburbs and they wind up living in some shitbox in Logan Square for a few years and then move to Scumburg, Naperthrille or the DeeG by the time they turn 25. Gonna respectfully disagree wif you here, Counselor. When I used to toil in the Dez, we wood get occasional visits from company executives and others, mostly from New York but also from otter large cities like Los Angeles and Chicago. Mind you, these were world travelers, men who had either lived, visited or spent extended stints working in cities around the world and the USofA. Almost to a person they thought Neck Moines had some of the most attractive wimmen on the planet: pretty, natural, healthy-looking. I never really saw it until I moved away and have to agree. People-watching at lunch time on teh skywalks was, and ima guessing, is still a treat. Not as titilating as the first few days of warm spring weather on the sidewalks of New York City when the young wimmen bust out their new summer wear, but attractive nonetheless. I wood not discount a Neck Moines 8 in Chicago. She might actually be a Chicago 9. ROFLCopter. Nice attempt at a troll. When my boyz from the Dez visited nyah last summer, they were blown the fuck away at the quantity and quality of hot wimminz. I was worried they were gonna get arrested if they couldn't control their raging hormones. Hell, I would wager that if you spent 45 minutes at the Fullerton el station during rush hour on a nice Friday morning in June, you'd see moar just absolutely legit talent in that 45 minutes than you would see in a month or perhaps even a year in Neck Moines. You see, your fucking anecdote is great and all, but odds are your guy from "LA" is really from Rancho Cucamonga and he works in fucking Pomona. And your guy "from Chicago" prolly lives in fucking Wheaton and works in Scumberg or some shit. Furthermore, I'll suspect they made their statements after imbibing in several spirituous beverages, and as such they were wearing beer goggles at the time of making such statements.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 18, 2015 13:31:37 GMT -6
Gonna respectfully disagree wif you here, Counselor. When I used to toil in the Dez, we wood get occasional visits from company executives and others, mostly from New York but also from otter large cities like Los Angeles and Chicago. Mind you, these were world travelers, men who had either lived, visited or spent extended stints working in cities around the world and the USofA. Almost to a person they thought Neck Moines had some of the most attractive wimmen on the planet: pretty, natural, healthy-looking. I never really saw it until I moved away and have to agree. People-watching at lunch time on teh skywalks was, and ima guessing, is still a treat. Not as titilating as the first few days of warm spring weather on the sidewalks of New York City when the young wimmen bust out their new summer wear, but attractive nonetheless. I wood not discount a Neck Moines 8 in Chicago. She might actually be a Chicago 9. That's the rub, so to speak. Dez Gals look "natural." In NYC et al, there's always sumting funky going on. Sure, in suburbia here you get your share of faked-up nouveau riche skanks who are trying way too hard, but in the city, it's pretty solid. I'm not following. Are you saying that the Dez is a city? And are you saying that the chicks in the Dez are natural, but if I were to travel to say Windsor Heights or Clive, suddenly the wimminz would look like they are out of the cast of Jersey Shore?
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 18, 2015 14:27:49 GMT -6
That's the rub, so to speak. Dez Gals look "natural." In NYC et al, there's always sumting funky going on. Sure, in suburbia here you get your share of faked-up nouveau riche skanks who are trying way too hard, but in the city, it's pretty solid. I'm not following. Are you saying that the Dez is a city? And are you saying that the chicks in the Dez are natural, but if I were to travel to say Windsor Heights or Clive, suddenly the wimminz would look like they are out of the cast of Jersey Shore? No, moreso West Des Moines or Waukee. A little bit of Clive, perhaps. The South Of Grand and Waterbury ladies seem more comfortable in their own skin...don't try so hard.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 18, 2015 15:01:28 GMT -6
I'm not following. Are you saying that the Dez is a city? And are you saying that the chicks in the Dez are natural, but if I were to travel to say Windsor Heights or Clive, suddenly the wimminz would look like they are out of the cast of Jersey Shore? No, moreso West Des Moines or Waukee. A little bit of Clive, perhaps. The South Of Grand and Waterbury ladies seem more comfortable in their own skin...don't try so hard. Now I know you're trolling, pal. Waukee is not a fucking suburb. It is a stop sign and a Casey's once you go down yonder on Hickman after it turns into a two lane highway. STFU.
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Post by The Resistance on Feb 18, 2015 15:08:42 GMT -6
Shout out for The Ladies of the U.
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Post by The Resistance on Feb 18, 2015 15:09:23 GMT -6
I thought Grimes was THE place for hot sexy babes in Iowa?? Free Boat rides.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 18, 2015 15:12:21 GMT -6
Shout out for The Ladies of the U. Urbandale?
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Post by The Resistance on Feb 18, 2015 15:16:54 GMT -6
The home of Sweet Corn whisky. BTW how bad was it.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 18, 2015 15:46:59 GMT -6
That shit ain't good.
I've had about 2 shots gone from the bottle and I've had it for 2 years.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 18, 2015 15:55:49 GMT -6
That shit ain't good. I've had about 2 shots gone from the bottle and I've had it for 2 years. Ahokk sent me the "sipp'n sweet corn" poison made in grimes, and something called "Iowa grappa". Or maybe that was icehead, I can't recall. I wouldn't buy either of them myself, but I appreciated the samplers. Shit now I gotta look and see which one it is.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 18, 2015 15:56:50 GMT -6
It's the sippin shit. And my God is it horrific.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 18, 2015 17:46:46 GMT -6
Now I know you're trolling, pal. Waukee is not a fucking suburb. It is a stop sign and a Casey's once you go down yonder on Hickman after it turns into a two lane highway. STFU. Obviously haz not been out Waukee way in a whilez. Pal, I used to drive Chinese food for Dragon House. I've driven ol' Highway 6 to Waukee more fucking times than you've pulled your rod. Same wif 141. Granted, I ain't been to either Grimes or Waukee bince about '98 or so and I'll die a happy man if I manage to keep it that way until I take mah last breath.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Feb 18, 2015 18:42:04 GMT -6
with an annuity sales pitch at the end what a fucking goober that guy is. holy shit. livin' the dream tho LOLOLOLOL Boat moved. I think he lives north of Davenprolt now. Totes serious.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 18, 2015 18:54:45 GMT -6
Wow it would suck to be ghost or double wide. are there any hipsters in Bared? or would/did you run them out of town? I would think hipsters would flock to Baird to revel in the "shabby chic" of the downtown area Side piece Rain garden Blue eyes Golf Sliders Outdoor showers Fairy hands
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 18, 2015 19:21:35 GMT -6
I've had moonshine twice, once in Arkansas and once in Southern Illinois. It's a wonder I'm not blind with no sense of taste.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 18, 2015 19:45:19 GMT -6
Obviously haz not been out Waukee way in a whilez. Pal, I used to drive Chinese food for Dragon House. I've driven ol' Highway 6 to Waukee more fucking times than you've pulled your rod. Same wif 141. Granted, I ain't been to either Grimes or Waukee bince about '98 or so and I'll die a happy man if I manage to keep it that way until I take mah last breath. Dude Waukee is liek the biggerst skool distrikt in the staet now. It's block after mind numbing block of three floor plan beige suburban Murkan dream abodes
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 18, 2015 19:46:53 GMT -6
Pal, I used to drive Chinese food for Dragon House. I've driven ol' Highway 6 to Waukee more fucking times than you've pulled your rod. Same wif 141. Granted, I ain't been to either Grimes or Waukee bince about '98 or so and I'll die a happy man if I manage to keep it that way until I take mah last breath. Dude Waukee is liek the biggerst skool distrikt in the staet now. It's block after mind numbing block of three floor plan beige suburban Murkan dream abodes It takes me about thirty seconds to get lost in that type of neighborhood.
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Post by kirksfupa on Feb 18, 2015 19:52:54 GMT -6
I've had moonshine twice, once in Arkansas and once in Southern Illinois. It's a wonder I'm not blind with no sense of taste. Mah grandpappy lives in Southern Illinois. Him and his buddies moonshine is out fucking standing. It will put hair on your chest though and if you get carried away it will knock you out fairly quick like.
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Post by kirksfupa on Feb 18, 2015 19:55:35 GMT -6
Pal, I used to drive Chinese food for Dragon House. I've driven ol' Highway 6 to Waukee more fucking times than you've pulled your rod. Same wif 141. Granted, I ain't been to either Grimes or Waukee bince about '98 or so and I'll die a happy man if I manage to keep it that way until I take mah last breath. Dude Waukee is liek the biggerst skool distrikt in the staet now. It's block after mind numbing block of three floor plan beige suburban Murkan dream abodes I hate everything about WDM, Waukee, and Johnton. I take that back I do enjoy Red Robin every once in awhile when I get ma to leave the sticks of northern story county.
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Post by kirksfupa on Feb 18, 2015 19:56:35 GMT -6
^ Couldn't handle it prole.
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