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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 24, 2015 6:42:41 GMT -6
I think before this morning, I had never seen Eduardo speak on television before. When I saw him on CBS this morning, I immediately reached for the remote and turned it off. Then unplugged the TV, threw it in a burn barrel out back, and torched it. Then took the ashes, threw them in a black Hefty bag, then tossed some rocks in, got in my car, drove to the river, and Butthurt Former Membered it in, clutching a cross as I recited psalms while I watched it sink.
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 24, 2015 7:09:24 GMT -6
I think before this morning, I had never seen Eduardo speak on television before. When I saw him on CBS this morning, I immediately reached for the remote and turned it off. Then unplugged the TV, threw it in a burn barrel out back, and torched it. Then took the ashes, threw them in a black Hefty bag, then tossed some rocks in, got in my car, drove to the river, and Butthurt Former Membered it in, clutching a cross as I recited psalms while I watched it sink. shit man, where r u gonna find another 27 inch tube tv to replace it?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 24, 2015 7:14:45 GMT -6
I think before this morning, I had never seen Eduardo speak on television before. When I saw him on CBS this morning, I immediately reached for the remote and turned it off. Then unplugged the TV, threw it in a burn barrel out back, and torched it. Then took the ashes, threw them in a black Hefty bag, then tossed some rocks in, got in my car, drove to the river, and Butthurt Former Membered it in, clutching a cross as I recited psalms while I watched it sink. shit man, where r u gonna find another 27 inch tube tv to replace it? I drive around in a pickup truck through alleys in neighborhoods where the trash will be picked up. I have liek 30 tvs in my prole basement.
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Post by Incogayno. on Mar 24, 2015 11:47:19 GMT -6
shit man, where r u gonna find another 27 inch tube tv to replace it? I drive around in a pickup truck through alleys in neighborhoods where the trash will be picked up. I have liek 30 tvs in my prole basement. Amnesty shopper eh?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 12:21:04 GMT -6
I bet Ted Cruz supports the Big XII so he gets my vote.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 24, 2015 13:32:18 GMT -6
I bet Ted Cruz supports the Big XII so he gets my vote. He supports the NHL.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 24, 2015 13:32:21 GMT -6
shit man, where r u gonna find another 27 inch tube tv to replace it? I have liek 30 tvs in my prole basement. All hooked up to a single vcr playing a tape loop of a recent "mentoring" session?
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 24, 2015 13:41:11 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 24, 2015 13:52:44 GMT -6
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Post by Incogayno. on Mar 24, 2015 14:23:19 GMT -6
So uh. Teddy says he is going to sign up for kenyencare.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 24, 2015 14:48:38 GMT -6
Ted Cruz isn't really running for president. He's an attention whore, and he's running for attention. He's not a dumb shit. In fact, I have heard he is an incredibly smart man. He knows damn well that he can't win a general election based on what he's said and done so far. He's positioned himself as an extremist, and extremists don't win nationwide elections. Hell, Cruz is hated by most of the Republican party, but is egged on by a vocal minority of psychos. They do, however, make money. Being a right-wing extremist, by any measure, is a fucking gold mine, and Cruz has himself positioned to make it a cash cow. Why did he announce so early? So every news story is about him (bince there's nothing else to talk about), and all of the hayseeds will start scratching him off checks before the rest of the hucksters can get their hands in their pockets. fivethirtyeight.com/features/lets-be-serious-about-ted-cruz-from-the-start-hes-too-extreme-and-too-disliked-to-win/
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Post by livingintheusa on Mar 24, 2015 19:42:41 GMT -6
Fucking Nazi's all up in this place. Must because you guiez secret hide out in Argentina was located.
Some are already resurrecting great war ships.
maskirovka
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Post by livingintheusa on Mar 24, 2015 19:46:49 GMT -6
I bet Ted Cruz supports the Big XII so he gets my vote. I'll take that bet and raise you a Cy Clone TV
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 25, 2015 8:24:32 GMT -6
The pandering to white people gauntlet has been tossed. How respond you, Dr. Carson and Mr. Rubio? Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a very particular answer on Tuesday when asked about his taste in music.
"You know, music is interesting," he said on CBS "This Morning." "I grew up listening to classic rock, and I'll tell you sort of an odd story."
"My music taste changed on 9/11," he said, followed by a pause.
talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ted-cruz-9-11-taste-in-music
He then lifted his shirt to show his new tattoo
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 25, 2015 9:12:26 GMT -6
The pandering to white people gauntlet has been tossed. How respond you, Dr. Carson and Mr. Rubio? Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a very particular answer on Tuesday when asked about his taste in music.
"You know, music is interesting," he said on CBS "This Morning." "I grew up listening to classic rock, and I'll tell you sort of an odd story."
"My music taste changed on 9/11," he said, followed by a pause.
talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ted-cruz-9-11-taste-in-music
He then lifted his shirt to show his new tattoo
That was epic, jaw-dropping pandering. Almost as pathetic as Mr Anti-Minor Ivies getting all dolled up liek this: The correct term for what Ted's engaging is is grifting.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Mar 25, 2015 16:22:20 GMT -6
For fucks sake, his wife worked for Goldman Sachs. Of course this is about money.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 26, 2015 8:10:27 GMT -6
LOL, Cruz said yesterday that he was like Galileo, because he's fighting the myth of climate change like Galileo fought the notion that the Earth was flat.
Of course, Galileo was in trouble for claiming the Earth revolved around the sun, not for claiming the world was flat. Magellan's voyage around the world had completed before Galileo was born.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 26, 2015 8:21:52 GMT -6
The pandering to white people gauntlet has been tossed. How respond you, Dr. Carson and Mr. Rubio? Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a very particular answer on Tuesday when asked about his taste in music.
"You know, music is interesting," he said on CBS "This Morning." "I grew up listening to classic rock, and I'll tell you sort of an odd story."
"My music taste changed on 9/11," he said, followed by a pause.
talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ted-cruz-9-11-taste-in-music
He then lifted his shirt to show his new tattoo
That was epic, jaw-dropping pandering. Almost as pathetic as Mr Anti-Minor Ivies getting all dolled up liek this: The correct term for what Ted's engaging is is grifting. That's a face that has obviously had many cocks inserted into it. Just look at those dick sucking lips and passive I gobble cocks smirk.
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