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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 30, 2015 10:10:42 GMT -6
No one's whiff will toss you a bone. I dont deal with whiffs. They are baggage.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 30, 2015 10:12:26 GMT -6
No one's whiff will toss you a bone. I dont deal with whiffs. They are baggage. Translation: never gets sex
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 30, 2015 10:31:43 GMT -6
I dont deal with whiffs. They are baggage. Translation: never gets sex Ummm...pending a DNA investigation, I'll have 2 kids come August. Soooo that's sex. Twice.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 30, 2015 10:37:58 GMT -6
Translation: never gets sex Ummm...pending a DNA investigation, I'll have 2 kids come August. Soooo that's sex. Twice. Damn bruh, you need to put a sock on that pickle.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 30, 2015 11:25:36 GMT -6
Translation: never gets sex Ummm...pending a DNA investigation, I'll have 2 kids come August. Soooo that's sex. Twice. Better twice in life than never....I suppose
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2015 14:21:37 GMT -6
Translation: never gets sex Ummm...pending a DNA investigation, I'll have 2 kids come August. Soooo that's sex. Twice. So who is the lucky father(s)?
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 30, 2015 14:30:17 GMT -6
Ummm...pending a DNA investigation, I'll have 2 kids come August. Soooo that's sex. Twice. So who is the lucky father(s)? Do you know what pending means? Jesus fuck.
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Post by Plez Azkins on May 31, 2015 7:54:31 GMT -6
Translation: never gets sex Ummm...pending a DNA investigation, I'll have 2 kids come August. Soooo that's sex. Twice. What are the two mom's names?
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 31, 2015 8:21:29 GMT -6
Ummm...pending a DNA investigation, I'll have 2 kids come August. Soooo that's sex. Twice. What are the two mom's names? Clever.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 2, 2015 6:22:50 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jun 2, 2015 8:32:04 GMT -6
That was a solid 13 minutes. I bet you loved it and then he went to the BLL, and you threw your phone at the wall.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 2, 2015 12:49:02 GMT -6
HAHAHHAHA! The Blatter is empty! Me and my man JO are gonna knock back teh BLLs!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 12:56:24 GMT -6
Is this really that funny...H. Old Seppy is taking his bribery billions and running for da hills of Switzerland.
Fucking crook....
And John Oliver haz to drink a BLL!
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 2, 2015 13:30:22 GMT -6
Is this really that funny...H. Old Seppy is taking his bribery billions and running for da hills of Switzerland. Fucking crook.... And John Oliver haz to drink a BLL! Oh shit...he promised to choke one down, didn't he. Must tune in Sunday night
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 2, 2015 14:12:06 GMT -6
The United States should withdraw from the 2022 World Cup in short order. And we should lean on every god damned country that we have saved from some maniacal dictator to do the same. Then, we should also lean on all of them to cancel all registered intellectual property rights owned by FIFA and take the name "World Cup" and host the 2022 games in the US or Western Europe (in a place that already has infrastructure) and just be done with these assholes. A message needs to be sent to FIFA and the IOC that the United States, which is a giant source of revenue for these things, isn't going to let some third world country enslave people and spend itself into poverty for a few week sporting event just because some asshole hands over a bigger briefcase than Mayor Daley was able to deliver to the IOC a few years ago. I think when it all settles down, the reason he bailed is not dissimilar from what the Pardner wrote here. The British PM was basically calling Blatter a piece of shit, and the US feds are coming down hard. While FIFA voting can be swayed by a dozens of corrupt African commissioners who can be paid off with 6 figures, the world economic powers were probably threatening to boycott and take their economies with them. You can get the presidency by buying off the guys from Liberia and Paraguay, but you can't govern without the US and Europe.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 7, 2019 20:49:00 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on May 18, 2021 9:38:22 GMT -6
Soccer!
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 18, 2021 10:09:29 GMT -6
Soccer! Wow. I hope the benevolent Chinese overlords one day purchase the Iowa Board of Regents so we can watch their children play football instead of this inferior game of soccer.
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Post by socal on May 22, 2021 20:13:49 GMT -6
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