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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 18, 2015 13:14:16 GMT -6
Yeah, the offense is good, but we've played one physically strong team and we put up 10 fucking points. Did you check every teams bench press numbers? Bench and squat. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 18, 2015 13:20:11 GMT -6
Did you check every teams bench press numbers? Bench and squat. How much is a Bench and Squat at the Eagle Grill anyways? |
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 18, 2015 13:34:13 GMT -6
How much is a Bench and Squat at the Eagle Grill anyways? Smashed or boiled? |
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 18, 2015 14:01:42 GMT -6
How much is a Bench and Squat at the Eagle Grill anyways? Depends. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 18, 2015 15:44:53 GMT -6
2009 has much more luck involved. We fucking beat UNI with two blocked field goals in a row. This year has been much less luck and more getting it done but yeah I am not going to bet on winning the NC, let alone making the playoffs. I think Ohio State has yet to be tested though. Who knows who we would play in the big ten champ game yet. We had grown ass men playing on defense in 2009. That was a fucking legit team that, at full strength, could have played with anyone in the country. This year's team looks like a team that is capable of getting absolutely skullfucked if they play an elite team. Yeah, that team got lucky against UNI and had some close calls, but it wasn't like the 2003 or 2004 teams that couldn't manage to lose a close game. I just hope we don't shit the bed the next two weeks and Michigan somehow dethrones OSU. Then, we could make the playoffs, but man, I want nothing to do with OSU. Uhhhhhhh |
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Post by egadsto on Jun 9, 2020 5:58:24 GMT -6
Maybe he should have retired back then?  |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 9, 2020 6:36:25 GMT -6
2009 has much more luck involved. We fucking beat UNI with two blocked field goals in a row. This year has been much less luck and more getting it done but yeah I am not going to bet on winning the NC, let alone making the playoffs. I think Ohio State has yet to be tested though. Who knows who we would play in the big ten champ game yet. We had grown ass men playing on defense in 2009. That was a fucking legit team that, at full strength, could have played with anyone in the country. This year's team looks like a team that is capable of getting absolutely skullfucked if they play an elite team. Guh. Did anyone see the Rose Bowl? |
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 9, 2020 12:22:24 GMT -6
We had grown ass men playing on defense in 2009. That was a fucking legit team that, at full strength, could have played with anyone in the country. This year's team looks like a team that is capable of getting absolutely skullfucked if they play an elite team. Guh. Did anyone see the Rose Bowl? Alternative phrasing: does anyone here have masochistic tendencies? |
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Post by Ginger on Jun 9, 2020 17:13:27 GMT -6
Dillion Doyle is entering the transfer portal. Better Chris Doyle will not be far behind.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 15, 2020 10:26:03 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 15, 2020 10:34:19 GMT -6
Such a brave stance by The Program. Doyle permanently injures a baker's dozen kids, damn near kills two of them, ends the career of others and wins an award as the best assistant in The Program. Doyle gets called "abusive," a "bully" and "racist" by roughly 2 dozen former players, many of whom have an ax to grind because they couldn't hack it or didn't make the league, bam, cut loose in 2 weeks. Fucking clown world.
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Jun 15, 2020 10:46:20 GMT -6
I have been thinking about this. Kurt can basically write his own ticket after the season he's had, and retire on his own terms. However, he has to know that he'll never luck into another season like he did this year with the time he has left. Next year, we go to the 9 game BoneG schedule with 5 road games, and some tougher teams from the east. Even if we are respectable, we'll never be as high as we are now. If he retires this year, he has Garta by the balls, and can basically name Brain the head coach if he wants, and obviously I think that's the endgame here. Next year if we go 9-4, it might be tougher to start demanding nepotism. Also, a part of me want to send a big fuck you to the Iowa media which basically wrote him off after last year. This aged well. |
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Jun 15, 2020 10:49:06 GMT -6
Such a brave stance by The Program. Doyle permanently injures a baker's dozen kids, damn near kills two of them, ends the career of others and wins an award as the best assistant in The Program. Doyle gets called "abusive," a "bully" and "racist" by roughly 2 dozen former players, many of whom have an ax to grind because they couldn't hack it or didn't make the league, bam, cut loose in 2 weeks. Fucking clown world. No word on Brain or the other assistants accused of using racist comments?I imagine Iowa’s tough-as-nails sports media will ask Barta about that today. Yeah, I’m sure they will.. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 15, 2020 11:12:10 GMT -6
And Doyle shook $1.1 million out of The Program. I'm sofaking glad I ain't got a stake in tickets anymore. Barta taking our seats was the best god damned thing that ever happened.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 15, 2020 12:14:56 GMT -6
Such a brave stance by The Program. Doyle permanently injures a baker's dozen kids, damn near kills two of them, ends the career of others and wins an award as the best assistant in The Program. Doyle gets called "abusive," a "bully" and "racist" by roughly 2 dozen former players, many of whom have an ax to grind because they couldn't hack it or didn't make the league, bam, cut loose in 2 weeks. Fucking clown world. No word on Brain or the other assistants accused of using racist comments?I imagine Iowa’s tough-as-nails sports media will ask Barta about that today. Yeah, I’m sure they will.. Someone should employ a SRS hawkeye lover, maybe even one that has his own "Media" profile and website to ask the hard hitting questions like "Hey, can I have exclusive charter access for Bowel Games?" or "I'll design a series of collectible trucker hats and truck nutz, but also, may I like your taint? I have a sickly wife and she needs to smell the fartblossoms on my forehead which is massive." |
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Post by egadsto on Jun 15, 2020 12:36:29 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 16, 2020 9:39:16 GMT -6
I have been thinking about this. Kurt can basically write his own ticket after the season he's had, and retire on his own terms. However, he has to know that he'll never luck into another season like he did this year with the time he has left. Next year, we go to the 9 game BoneG schedule with 5 road games, and some tougher teams from the east. Even if we are respectable, we'll never be as high as we are now. If he retires this year, he has Garta by the balls, and can basically name Brain the head coach if he wants, and obviously I think that's the endgame here. Next year if we go 9-4, it might be tougher to start demanding nepotism. Also, a part of me want to send a big fuck you to the Iowa media which basically wrote him off after last year. This aged well. I didn't take into the possibility that he wanted to stick around an extra 5 years to do more racisms |
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