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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 27, 2020 11:03:55 GMT -6
MCQUEEN WASN'T COMPETING WITH HIS SPEED, HE WAS COMPETING WITH HIS SMARTS! Remember in the Florida 500 he started dead last and made it to the top ten half way through the race. That is currently how I am dominating teh meme game. I've watched stock racing for 30 years. If you think for one second a car with worse aero, worse mechanical grip and lower horsepower would have been able to draft up on Storm and then pull out to make a last lap pass, you are sorely mistaken. I think he could have maybe finished second, but Storm ran a lap at 214, bud. McQueen was topping at 198. He could have maybe gotten up to 208 in the draft. Ok, for one, McQueen topped at 198 BEFORE he started training. Two, the entire reason he trained with Smokey is to learn how to compete without speed. Three, Storm was undone by his hubris, not Cruz' talent. Make no mistake, the great Lightning McQueen could have and would have won the Florida 500, but he stepped aside in an act of altruism. I will not show such altruism. I'll meme til I'm dead, and die the greatest of all time, like Owen Hart.
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Post by LansingHawk on Feb 27, 2020 11:05:48 GMT -6
I've watched stock racing for 30 years. If you think for one second a car with worse aero, worse mechanical grip and lower horsepower would have been able to draft up on Storm and then pull out to make a last lap pass, you are sorely mistaken. I think he could have maybe finished second, but Storm ran a lap at 214, bud. McQueen was topping at 198. He could have maybe gotten up to 208 in the draft. Ok, for one, McQueen topped at 198 BEFORE he started training. Two, the entire reason he trained with Smokey is to learn how to compete without speed. Three, Storm was undone by his hubris, not Cruz' talent. Make no mistake, the great Lightning McQueen could have and would have won the Florida 500, but he stepped aside in an act of altruism. I will not show such altruism. I'll meme til I'm dead, and die the greatest of all time, like Owen Hart. Never seen Cars 3. Could you please explain all this in Lion King terms?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 27, 2020 11:42:57 GMT -6
Cars 3 is about an alpha male bravely teaching a young woman of color how to overcome her internalize misogyny.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 27, 2020 13:23:05 GMT -6
Lack of sex really fucks with people don't it.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 27, 2020 15:18:49 GMT -6
Lack of sex really fucks with people don't it. How would I know?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Feb 27, 2020 15:59:03 GMT -6
Ok, for one, McQueen topped at 198 BEFORE he started training. Two, the entire reason he trained with Smokey is to learn how to compete without speed. Three, Storm was undone by his hubris, not Cruz' talent. Make no mistake, the great Lightning McQueen could have and would have won the Florida 500, but he stepped aside in an act of altruism. I will not show such altruism. I'll meme til I'm dead, and die the greatest of all time, like Owen Hart. Never seen Cars 3. Could you please explain all this in Lion King terms? Or any of the Land Before Time franchise.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 27, 2020 20:03:02 GMT -6
Lack of sex really fucks with people don't it. How would I know? What's that supposed to mean?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 27, 2020 21:13:13 GMT -6
What's that supposed to mean? Happy wife, happy life. And his wife has a lot of sex. So she's happy. Happy life.
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Post by egadsto on Feb 28, 2020 9:20:23 GMT -6
Ok, for one, McQueen topped at 198 BEFORE he started training. Two, the entire reason he trained with Smokey is to learn how to compete without speed. Three, Storm was undone by his hubris, not Cruz' talent. Make no mistake, the great Lightning McQueen could have and would have won the Florida 500, but he stepped aside in an act of altruism. I will not show such altruism. I'll meme til I'm dead, and die the greatest of all time, like Owen Hart. Never seen Cars 3. Could you please explain all this in Lion King terms?
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Post by egadsto on Feb 28, 2020 9:21:55 GMT -6
Never seen Cars 3. Could you please explain all this in Lion King terms? Or any of the Land Before Time franchise.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 28, 2020 14:17:58 GMT -6
What's that supposed to mean? Happy wife, happy life. And his wife has a lot of sex. So she's happy. Happy life. I guess duff has been there a lot hasn't he.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 20, 2020 9:37:15 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Jun 20, 2020 10:03:32 GMT -6
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Jun 21, 2020 8:36:17 GMT -6
Firm, I’d bet. In winter, though, could be colder than, well, you know...
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 22, 2020 12:53:47 GMT -6
Firm, I’d bet. In winter, though, could be colder than, well, you know... Are you trying to say the woman in the iowa civil war memorial is a witch?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 23, 2020 6:56:25 GMT -6
Firm, I’d bet. In winter, though, could be colder than, well, you know... She'll yell at you if you try and suck her nipple. She likes it when you bite
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Jul 9, 2020 10:50:46 GMT -6
I have a strange motorboating fascination with Tatiana of NewDay USA.
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