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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 22, 2019 11:15:54 GMT -6
Were you swallowing the baby carrots whole? No I was taking care to chew them thoroughly. What really sucks is I don’t have a private room. They had none available so here I am and sharing room with a lady that sleeps most of the time and snores a lot and talks in her sleep all of the time. She just used the bedpan to take a big shit so the room smells like shit. I’m sure my husband is happy he picked now to visit. I’m glad my food tray hasn’t been delivered It should be illegal to have to share a hospital room.
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 22, 2019 11:32:16 GMT -6
Agreed, unless it's your doppelganger.
Related note to above, my Wife learned a while back that everyone has a doppelganger. I just stared at her, and reminisced about the time I met and kicked the shit out of Phillip Rivers.
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 22, 2019 11:37:37 GMT -6
People often mistake me for someone that gives a damn.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 18, 2019 20:11:13 GMT -6
The Naperville hooters is decidedly void of talent.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 19, 2019 13:18:19 GMT -6
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Post by twinlaker on Apr 19, 2019 13:26:10 GMT -6
Gonna take a blast to reach you there with that wind today
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 19, 2019 13:41:04 GMT -6
Gonna take a blast to reach you there with that wind today Giant video board blocks wind and cocks.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 16, 2019 12:04:49 GMT -6
So I'm shopping at a local joint called Natural Grocers which is like a davenport retarded version of Whole Foods. And this family is in front of me the wife has dreadlocks and one of those Rastafari f****** sweater things. The husband was wearing an Infowars t-shirt and had what I believe to be a double lightning bolt tattoo behind his ear. When they left they got into a Monte Carlo with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. What the f*** I don't even.
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 16, 2019 12:09:48 GMT -6
So I'm shopping at a local joint called Natural Grocers which is like a davenport retarded version of Whole Foods. And this family is in front of me the wife has dreadlocks and one of those Rastafari f****** sweater things. The husband was wearing an Infowars t-shirt and had what I believe to be a double lightning bolt tattoo behind his ear. When they left they got into a Monte Carlo with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. What the f*** I don't even. "I'll take 'Shit that didn't happen' for 400, Alex."
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 16, 2019 12:15:10 GMT -6
So I'm shopping at a local joint called Natural Grocers which is like a davenport retarded version of Whole Foods. And this family is in front of me the wife has dreadlocks and one of those Rastafari f****** sweater things. The husband was wearing an Infowars t-shirt and had what I believe to be a double lightning bolt tattoo behind his ear. When they left they got into a Monte Carlo with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. What the f*** I don't even. "I'll take 'Shit that didn't happen' for 400, Alex." I wish i could have gotten a picture. It was mind bottling. The only fing i cld fink of was maaaybe brother amd sister.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 16, 2019 12:44:43 GMT -6
So I'm shopping at a local joint called Natural Grocers which is like a davenport retarded version of Whole Foods. And this family is in front of me the wife has dreadlocks and one of those Rastafari f****** sweater things. The husband was wearing an Infowars t-shirt and had what I believe to be a double lightning bolt tattoo behind his ear. When they left they got into a Monte Carlo with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. What the f*** I don't even. "I'll take 'Shit that didn't happen' for 400, Alex." This. Without pics I'm calling potato.
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Post by Other on May 16, 2019 13:25:09 GMT -6
So I'm shopping at a local joint called Natural Grocers which is like a davenport retarded version of Whole Foods. And this family is in front of me the wife has dreadlocks and one of those Rastafari f****** sweater things. The husband was wearing an Infowars t-shirt and had what I believe to be a double lightning bolt tattoo behind his ear. When they left they got into a Monte Carlo with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. What the f*** I don't even. Those are known as 'Drug Rugs'. FYI
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Post by Ginger on Jun 10, 2019 10:44:22 GMT -6
On vacation and my “fun” is assisting my husband in cleaning out the garage that we’ve never been able to park in since moving here in 1999. Started Saturday. Not going so hot.
Also waiting for a surgeon to call me back and say if The week of July 8th is a good time to do elective surgery. Since March I’ve been to the ER three times and hospitalized twice for partial small bowel obstructions due to scar tissue from my colon surgery a few years ago. They’ve decided that they need to go in and try to clip away some of this scar tissue since I’m not getting all the way better and continuing to have issues. The obstructions, when they happen, are very painful and I’m thankful for Fentanyl. The NG tube is the worst thing in the world. They place a tube up your nose, down your throat and into your stomach and then hook you to suction to suck out all of your stomach and intestinal contests to relieve pressure above the obstruction. Imagine having a number 2 lead pencil lying against the back of your throat. I didn’t want to ruin my summer having my gut opened up but you know, football season is coming up and I don’t want to miss that.
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Post by socal on Jun 10, 2019 18:47:03 GMT -6
On vacation and my “fun” is assisting my husband in cleaning out the garage that we’ve never been able to park in since moving here in 1999. Started Saturday. Not going so hot. Also waiting for a surgeon to call me back and say if The week of July 8th is a good time to do elective surgery. Since March I’ve been to the ER three times and hospitalized twice for partial small bowel obstructions due to scar tissue from my colon surgery a few years ago. They’ve decided that they need to go in and try to clip away some of this scar tissue since I’m not getting all the way better and continuing to have issues. The obstructions, when they happen, are very painful and I’m thankful for Fentanyl. The NG tube is the worst thing in the world. They place a tube up your nose, down your throat and into your stomach and then hook you to suction to suck out all of your stomach and intestinal contests to relieve pressure above the obstruction. Imagine having a number 2 lead pencil lying against the back of your throat. I didn’t want to ruin my summer having my gut opened up but you know, football season is coming up and I don’t want to miss that. Dang. Sorry to hear. Good luck with whatever they do. Are they doing bariatric or through an "end"?`
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Post by Ginger on Jun 11, 2019 8:09:39 GMT -6
On vacation and my “fun” is assisting my husband in cleaning out the garage that we’ve never been able to park in since moving here in 1999. Started Saturday. Not going so hot. Also waiting for a surgeon to call me back and say if The week of July 8th is a good time to do elective surgery. Since March I’ve been to the ER three times and hospitalized twice for partial small bowel obstructions due to scar tissue from my colon surgery a few years ago. They’ve decided that they need to go in and try to clip away some of this scar tissue since I’m not getting all the way better and continuing to have issues. The obstructions, when they happen, are very painful and I’m thankful for Fentanyl. The NG tube is the worst thing in the world. They place a tube up your nose, down your throat and into your stomach and then hook you to suction to suck out all of your stomach and intestinal contests to relieve pressure above the obstruction. Imagine having a number 2 lead pencil lying against the back of your throat. I didn’t want to ruin my summer having my gut opened up but you know, football season is coming up and I don’t want to miss that. Dang. Sorry to hear. Good luck with whatever they do. Are they doing bariatric or through an "end"?` I think by bariatric you meant laparoscopic. This surgeon said he would try that first; try to get in and see if he can see the issue and fix it and get out. He said there was a good chance that he’d have to open me up which means a huge vertical scar. My bikini days are long gone but for some reason that bothers me and the thought that they’ll be cutting through my abdominal wall all the way and fucking that up.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 11, 2019 9:19:19 GMT -6
Dang. Sorry to hear. Good luck with whatever they do. Are they doing bariatric or through an "end"?` I think by bariatric you meant laparoscopic. This surgeon said he would try that first; try to get in and see if he can see the issue and fix it and get out. He said there was a good chance that he’d have to open me up which means a huge vertical scar. My bikini days are long gone but for some reason that bothers me and the thought that they’ll be cutting through my abdominal wall all the way and fucking that up. Jesus. That sucks. Good luck.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 12, 2019 8:23:57 GMT -6
Dang. Sorry to hear. Good luck with whatever they do. Are they doing bariatric or through an "end"?` I think by bariatric you meant laparoscopic. This surgeon said he would try that first; try to get in and see if he can see the issue and fix it and get out. He said there was a good chance that he’d have to open me up which means a huge vertical scar. My bikini days are long gone but for some reason that bothers me and the thought that they’ll be cutting through my abdominal wall all the way and fucking that up.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 18, 2019 11:56:43 GMT -6
Wheels up in 20. 5 days folgering in St Andrews, 4 days drinking beer in York, 5 days in Edinburgh.
Anyone got any good troll ideas for Saint Andrews?
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 18, 2019 12:45:55 GMT -6
Wheels up in 20. 5 days folgering in St Andrews, 4 days drinking beer in York, 5 days in Edinburgh. Anyone got any good troll ideas for Saint Andrews? Get a frisbee
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 18, 2019 13:30:09 GMT -6
Wheels up in 20. 5 days folgering in St Andrews, 4 days drinking beer in York, 5 days in Edinburgh. Anyone got any good troll ideas for Saint Andrews? Get a frisbee Thats allowed on Sundays.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 18, 2019 17:00:55 GMT -6
All towns in new Hampshire?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 21, 2019 12:37:56 GMT -6
It turns out the easiest way to troll at Saint Andrews is just to hit a screaming rocket into a ladies foursome on the adjacent tee box. Your ball hit my friend!" "Sorry love, can you tell me where it went after?"
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 22, 2019 8:20:44 GMT -6
Imma rob Duff's house while he's gone.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 23, 2019 6:10:55 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 23, 2019 8:13:01 GMT -6
[/url] via[/quote] That bridge looks shitty af dude. I bet you wish you were playing Red Hawk right now.
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