Post by thunderhawk on Nov 10, 2016 21:16:10 GMT -6
I imagine tRump an Obama's meeting went something liek this:
"Welcome to the White House. Congratulations."
"Thank you. Uh may we speak in private?"
"Absolutely, come on in."
"Uh..thanks...uh...OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DO I DO. OH MAN I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT I SAID FUCK ME WHAT DO I DO!!!"
There was another reason I supported tRump in the primary.
And that reason is this: Even if he somehow won (which, holy fucking white trash power and media-abetted breathtaking Democrap incompetence, he did!) his "victory" is just an unmitigated skullfuck for the GOP. I mean if I didn't have kids I would have been LOLOLOLOLing until the wee hours of Wednesday morning. But I do have kids, so I'm concerned about the racism and misogyny which has been unleashed by the inbreds who think they "won" something. That and his associations with the genetically defective Russians. Let's not kid ourselves: Hilda avoided a hellish stint as POTUS.
I digress.
Now back back to the fuckin' basics regarding our accidental president and his skullfucked party...
tRump made a bunch of insane promises that he never had any intention of keeping, and if kept, would result in the utter destruction of the GOP.
Immigration? Yeah, there'll be no mass deportations. He'll say that we're gonna get rid of the criminal immigrants (same as Obama) and call it The Greatest Despicking ever. Tearing sympathetic farmworker families apart prolly ain't the best publicity for the fastest growing demographic in the land. The Wall? Try some chainlink fencing.
How about Obamacare? Well, for one thing it's so interconnected to the system that nixing it would cause chaos and mass anger amongst powerful moneyed interests and not a small amount of death. Also, reinstating preexisting conditions isn't exactly a winning issue, nor is ripping away that sweet, sweet Medicaid money from the states. Go ahead and yank contraception, and you'll really entice the ladies to vote against you next time. Kick college aged kids off their parents' plans. That'll win you votes. The only real problem is some of the exchanges and subsidy costs. So good luck, jerkoffs. Grab that fully volted rail, fuckheads.
Ah, trade and tax cuts. Considering it was the forgotten flyover hicks who provided his margins, how are these shitheads gonna take it when their lot actually gets worse? They'll still hate niggers and libtards, but they won't drag their swampy asses off of their couches to vote again for promise-breaking Republicans.
Appeasing the Christitards by getting rid of Roe? See contraception above. Kiss goodbye the ladies. Forever. Plus no adamant Roe-killing SCrOTUS nominee, assuming the Democrats even allow one, is getting 51 votes to get confirmed. Collins and Murkowski are pro-choice. So that'll piss off the Christitards mightily. Total catch 22. About the gays...tRump doesn't give a fuck; and attacking the homos is just gonna royally piss off the younger generations who aren't actively dying out like the old racist bigots at a fast clip. He just wants a corporatist court. Culture war shit is irrelevant to him. But necessary to the GOP. Oops.
So either tRump goes full Eisenhower and works with the Democrats on infrastructure and whatnot to help the aforementioned flyover hicks (Warren and Sanders indicated this in their statements today,) or he leaves the cuntnugget losers even further behind and pushes wealthy-glossing shit. Either way he's totally pissing off one of the GOP's stool legs.
Throwing Hillary in prison? Please.
He's so toxic, and overpromised so much, and is inherently so antithetical to the free-trade bent of the GOP (that's the one thing he can't equivocate on) that it's a witches' brew of clusterfuck.
Oh, and all the scandals and trial dates. That too.
The Dems have been conspicuously quiet. There's a reason besides shellshock for that. I think it might have something to do with 60 votes.
Maybe the GOP will nix the filibuster so they can ram through stuff that will destroy them and things they don't even like. That'd be a good plan too.
OK, that's sufficient for now. I mean its scary cuz he's totally unqualified and terrorists are real and shit, but he ain't my problem.
Enjoy your win!
"Welcome to the White House. Congratulations."
"Thank you. Uh may we speak in private?"
"Absolutely, come on in."
"Uh..thanks...uh...OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DO I DO. OH MAN I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT I SAID FUCK ME WHAT DO I DO!!!"
There was another reason I supported tRump in the primary.
And that reason is this: Even if he somehow won (which, holy fucking white trash power and media-abetted breathtaking Democrap incompetence, he did!) his "victory" is just an unmitigated skullfuck for the GOP. I mean if I didn't have kids I would have been LOLOLOLOLing until the wee hours of Wednesday morning. But I do have kids, so I'm concerned about the racism and misogyny which has been unleashed by the inbreds who think they "won" something. That and his associations with the genetically defective Russians. Let's not kid ourselves: Hilda avoided a hellish stint as POTUS.
I digress.
Now back back to the fuckin' basics regarding our accidental president and his skullfucked party...
tRump made a bunch of insane promises that he never had any intention of keeping, and if kept, would result in the utter destruction of the GOP.
Immigration? Yeah, there'll be no mass deportations. He'll say that we're gonna get rid of the criminal immigrants (same as Obama) and call it The Greatest Despicking ever. Tearing sympathetic farmworker families apart prolly ain't the best publicity for the fastest growing demographic in the land. The Wall? Try some chainlink fencing.
How about Obamacare? Well, for one thing it's so interconnected to the system that nixing it would cause chaos and mass anger amongst powerful moneyed interests and not a small amount of death. Also, reinstating preexisting conditions isn't exactly a winning issue, nor is ripping away that sweet, sweet Medicaid money from the states. Go ahead and yank contraception, and you'll really entice the ladies to vote against you next time. Kick college aged kids off their parents' plans. That'll win you votes. The only real problem is some of the exchanges and subsidy costs. So good luck, jerkoffs. Grab that fully volted rail, fuckheads.
Ah, trade and tax cuts. Considering it was the forgotten flyover hicks who provided his margins, how are these shitheads gonna take it when their lot actually gets worse? They'll still hate niggers and libtards, but they won't drag their swampy asses off of their couches to vote again for promise-breaking Republicans.
Appeasing the Christitards by getting rid of Roe? See contraception above. Kiss goodbye the ladies. Forever. Plus no adamant Roe-killing SCrOTUS nominee, assuming the Democrats even allow one, is getting 51 votes to get confirmed. Collins and Murkowski are pro-choice. So that'll piss off the Christitards mightily. Total catch 22. About the gays...tRump doesn't give a fuck; and attacking the homos is just gonna royally piss off the younger generations who aren't actively dying out like the old racist bigots at a fast clip. He just wants a corporatist court. Culture war shit is irrelevant to him. But necessary to the GOP. Oops.
So either tRump goes full Eisenhower and works with the Democrats on infrastructure and whatnot to help the aforementioned flyover hicks (Warren and Sanders indicated this in their statements today,) or he leaves the cuntnugget losers even further behind and pushes wealthy-glossing shit. Either way he's totally pissing off one of the GOP's stool legs.
Throwing Hillary in prison? Please.
He's so toxic, and overpromised so much, and is inherently so antithetical to the free-trade bent of the GOP (that's the one thing he can't equivocate on) that it's a witches' brew of clusterfuck.
Oh, and all the scandals and trial dates. That too.
The Dems have been conspicuously quiet. There's a reason besides shellshock for that. I think it might have something to do with 60 votes.
Maybe the GOP will nix the filibuster so they can ram through stuff that will destroy them and things they don't even like. That'd be a good plan too.
OK, that's sufficient for now. I mean its scary cuz he's totally unqualified and terrorists are real and shit, but he ain't my problem.
Enjoy your win!