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Post by Ginger on Apr 18, 2017 16:03:46 GMT -6
The last 5 minutes of Rogue One was astronomically superior to every single second of the fucking piece of shit prequels. The events of Episode 4 takes place over, at most 3 days (depending on how long the Jawas held the droids before they sell them). Bince Episdoe 4 takes place literally after the end of Rogue One, why does Vader go from this: To the next day being this: He's tired. Duh.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 18, 2017 17:54:19 GMT -6
He's fighting an old fart. Probably ly was hoping that he'd just fall over dead. Oh wait, he did.
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Post by Incogayno. on Apr 18, 2017 19:06:33 GMT -6
The last 5 minutes of Rogue One was astronomically superior to every single second of the fucking piece of shit prequels. The events of Episode 4 takes place over, at most 3 days (depending on how long the Jawas held the droids before they sell them). Bince Episdoe 4 takes place literally after the end of Rogue One, why does Vader go from this: To the next day being this: Prob pulled a muscle.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 19, 2017 19:15:34 GMT -6
The events of Episode 4 takes place over, at most 3 days (depending on how long the Jawas held the droids before they sell them). Bince Episdoe 4 takes place literally after the end of Rogue One, why does Vader go from this: To the next day being this: He's tired. Duh. It's all about how we visualize it. We all fucking know it happened, we just don't know how "exactly".
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 25, 2017 0:20:34 GMT -6
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Post by Incogayno. on Apr 25, 2017 15:14:02 GMT -6
Podophile is a cuck and will like this status like the bitch he is.
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Post by egadsto on Oct 21, 2017 18:06:53 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 23, 2017 7:09:50 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 23, 2017 8:55:18 GMT -6
HFSOMGWTF
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 26, 2019 19:56:13 GMT -6
Solo was fuckin stupid...
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Post by egadsto on Apr 12, 2019 11:40:24 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 17, 2019 5:37:23 GMT -6
Do any star wars villains fuckin ever die? I can't wait for count dooku to jump out and shiv palpatine at the end of this next movie.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 17, 2019 5:38:43 GMT -6
Wait, Christopher Lee died didn't he? Didn't stop them from adding tarkin in that other movie tho....
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Post by egadsto on Oct 22, 2019 5:13:30 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 22, 2019 17:49:14 GMT -6
Errybody know Palpatine dint die.. No villain who ever fell into a shaft ever fuckin died...
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Post by Ginger on Oct 22, 2019 18:27:22 GMT -6
Errybody know Palpatine dint die.. No villain who ever fell into a shaft ever fuckin died... Wrong. Don’t you remember in one of the Die Hard movies...Live Free or Die Hard I think...it was the one with Justin Long as a computer nerd and Timothy Olyphant as the main bad guy. That’s when I “discovered” Mr. Olyphant...damn he’s good looking. Anyway the bad guys had a bunch of computer nerds help them with some stuff each one with a particular assignment which would help the bad guys do something which was ultimately a big robbery but first they had to kill all of the computer nerds that helped them and they did except for one who just happened to be saved by John Mclane when he went to arrest his ass and the bad guys were trying to blow him up and then like whoa...they figured out there’s was some type of fire sale which means these bad guys were going to disrupt a bunch of stuff like stop lights and phones which ended up being a big distraction so they could rob the social security administration or some shit and of course you know John McClane figures it out and saves America but anyway to get back on topic the bad guys girl friend was this bad ass Asian chick and while they (John mcclane and Matt Ferrell) were At a power plant that for some reason I can’t recall, they got into a fight with this Asian chick because she was there and had helped kill all the workers there and John McClane runs her ass over with a car on some upper floor of the plant and she and he end up hanging by the wheels of the car in this large elevator shaft or something and Matt Ferrell saves John McClane and the Asian bitch pulls a Hans Gruber and falls down this shaft with the car right behind Anyways I don’t think she came back.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 23, 2019 9:12:57 GMT -6
I'm better looking that Olyphant
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 23, 2019 10:25:54 GMT -6
So apparently Lucas was pissed at Disney because Disney didn't pursue the ****I AM NOT FUCKING MAKING THIS UP**** fucking midichlorian exposition from Phantom Menace. To that I can only say... GOD BLESS THAT FUCKING MOUSE!!!
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Post by egadsto on Oct 25, 2019 8:45:16 GMT -6
So apparently Lucas was pissed at Disney because Disney didn't pursue the ****I AM NOT FUCKING MAKING THIS UP**** fucking midichlorian exposition from Phantom Menace. To that I can only say... GOD BLESS THAT FUCKING MOUSE!!!
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Post by Ginger on Oct 25, 2019 11:54:53 GMT -6
So apparently Lucas was pissed at Disney because Disney didn't pursue the ****I AM NOT FUCKING MAKING THIS UP**** fucking midichlorian exposition from Phantom Menace. To that I can only say... GOD BLESS THAT FUCKING MOUSE!!! I don’t even know what any of that shit means
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 25, 2019 12:27:23 GMT -6
Midi-Chlorians are a good story element. I'll die on this hill
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Post by Other on Oct 25, 2019 12:30:35 GMT -6
Midi-Chlorians are a good story element. I'll die on this hill Okay, go on and die then.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 25, 2019 12:40:48 GMT -6
Midi-Chlorians are a good story element. I'll die on this hill In small doses, yes. Basically that is the only way they can dig themselves out of the hole they are in to try to tie the story together at this point. Here's how to tie it up - Rey was conceived from midi-chlorians, is the baddest ass Jedi ever, takes down whoever the fuck that bad guy is in a new death star moments before it blows up a planet full of little things that look like Ewoks but that are totally not Ewoks and the fat Asian gal and that black guy go form a throuple and raise a gender nonconforming child who will become the next Jedi and become the hero of the next 10 Star Wars movies.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Oct 25, 2019 14:31:29 GMT -6
Come on, where was the spoiler alert?
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 29, 2019 7:42:21 GMT -6
I don’t even know what any of that shit means It means you aren’t a nerd.
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