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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 27, 2018 10:30:46 GMT -6
$1400 a year in taxes is less than what I’m paying and my house is smaller than Billy’s.
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Post by The Resistance on Mar 27, 2018 10:58:29 GMT -6
$1400 a year in taxes is less than what I’m paying and my house is smaller than Billy’s. Ya but just think what Billy pay's for insurance on the coal chute.
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 27, 2018 11:22:58 GMT -6
Speaking of trash, that day I went to CR to interview I stopped at SoCo over to Mt. Joy en route. There was this woman who was probably about 5.5-6 months pregnant with some protrusion hanging off her asshole wearing a fishnet body suit to try to hide her obvious pregnancy. Her teeth looked like corn. I was up on sniffers row pumping money into the local economy like I always do and of course she comes over, does her dance, then proceeds to ask me if I need some company later in the evening. Now I had purchased 4 cans of Coors Light at the bar next door and I was only halfway through the second can, but my god, I damned near puked. I slammed the remaining beers and buzzed the fuck out of there before she made her next trip to the stage. You roll into SoCo solo whilst wearing a suit and you have some interesting convos. Lol holy shit I'm lol'ing
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 27, 2018 13:38:35 GMT -6
$1400 a year in taxes is less than what I’m paying and my house is smaller than Billy’s. I blow past 1400 in about a month and a half
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Post by socal on Mar 27, 2018 15:45:32 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 27, 2018 16:44:13 GMT -6
At least Pard didn't go down souf on the preggo corn toof stripper
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 27, 2018 17:25:56 GMT -6
Says who?
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 27, 2018 17:58:30 GMT -6
So to sum it up, en route to a job interview, you pulled off the highway to go to a strip club, alone, in the middle of the day. You then chugged 4 beers (before a job interview and a 90 minute drive), after being solicited by a pregnant prostitute. There are two possible explanations here: 1. You're spinning us bullshit. 2. You didn't choose South Carolina, South Carolina chose you. Interview was on a Friday - went to SoCO on Thursday night. I've been at SoCo around opening time because one time I was probably a hair over the legal limit to drive and I wanted to sober up a touch, so I stopped at SoCo at like 4 or 5 after a Hox game. There were only two dancers and it was fairly light inside. Me and my buddy were the only ones in there. It was hella creepy. She prolly let u nut up in dat shit.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 28, 2018 8:16:47 GMT -6
Interview was on a Friday - went to SoCO on Thursday night. I've been at SoCo around opening time because one time I was probably a hair over the legal limit to drive and I wanted to sober up a touch, so I stopped at SoCo at like 4 or 5 after a Hox game. There were only two dancers and it was fairly light inside. Me and my buddy were the only ones in there. It was hella creepy. She prolly let u nut up in dat shit. Silver lining.
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 28, 2018 10:45:22 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 28, 2018 11:07:07 GMT -6
They both have detached garages?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 28, 2018 15:24:51 GMT -6
wow, total hipster version of what the don't tell you about the souf. What I'm here to tell you is it is an economically depressed racist shit hole.
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 28, 2018 16:17:12 GMT -6
wow, total hipster version of what the don't tell you about the souf. What I'm here to tell you is it is an economically depressed racist shit hole. Not to mention 100% humidity for days, if not weeks, on end. That shit will wear you down.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 28, 2018 16:33:09 GMT -6
wow, total hipster version of what the don't tell you about the souf. What I'm here to tell you is it is an economically depressed racist shit hole. Yeah.. no thanks.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2018 16:58:54 GMT -6
wow, total hipster version of what the don't tell you about the souf. What I'm here to tell you is it is an economically depressed racist shit hole. Not to mention 100% humidity for days, if not weeks, on end. That shit will wear you down. That humidity is what worries me. But I was there in July in a heatwave. We went to the mountains over the weekend and it was perfect weather. The heatwave wasn't that bad, either. You don't want to go golfing at noon in that heat, but I'll take that shit over the winters here. I don't think you fuckers understand winter in Chicago. It entails a walk to the train. Waiting on the platform for the train to come. Riding the train with a bunch of sick fuckers that turn the thing into a petri dish of cold and flu viruses. Then a one mile walk to the office. It's truly fucking horrible.
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Post by socal on Mar 28, 2018 17:16:35 GMT -6
wow, total hipster version of what the don't tell you about the souf. What I'm here to tell you is it is an economically depressed racist shit hole. I'd never move there. Just came across the conveniently timed article. The only redeeming thing about the south is Waffle House.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 28, 2018 18:10:07 GMT -6
Not to mention 100% humidity for days, if not weeks, on end. That shit will wear you down. That humidity is what worries me. But I was there in July in a heatwave. We went to the mountains over the weekend and it was perfect weather. The heatwave wasn't that bad, either. You don't want to go golfing at noon in that heat, but I'll take that shit over the winters here. I don't think you fuckers understand winter in Chicago. It entails a walk to the train. Waiting on the platform for the train to come. Riding the train with a bunch of sick fuckers that turn the thing into a petri dish of cold and flu viruses. Then a one mile walk to the office. It's truly fucking horrible. I don't think you understand winter in Norf Dakota, and I would take that shit in a minute over any summer souf of I-80.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2018 21:37:08 GMT -6
That humidity is what worries me. But I was there in July in a heatwave. We went to the mountains over the weekend and it was perfect weather. The heatwave wasn't that bad, either. You don't want to go golfing at noon in that heat, but I'll take that shit over the winters here. I don't think you fuckers understand winter in Chicago. It entails a walk to the train. Waiting on the platform for the train to come. Riding the train with a bunch of sick fuckers that turn the thing into a petri dish of cold and flu viruses. Then a one mile walk to the office. It's truly fucking horrible. I don't think you understand winter in Norf Dakota, and I would take that shit in a minute over any summer souf of I-80. Hmm, what would you think of Urbandale? The part I grew up in was south of I-80, but through some miracle of city planning, if you went a mile or so straight west, that part of the U was north of I-80.
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 28, 2018 23:45:00 GMT -6
My wife says that I'm only truly happy when I'm in summit county, Colorado.
She's right.
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 29, 2018 3:05:50 GMT -6
Not to mention 100% humidity for days, if not weeks, on end. That shit will wear you down. That humidity is what worries me. But I was there in July in a heatwave. We went to the mountains over the weekend and it was perfect weather. The heatwave wasn't that bad, either. You don't want to go golfing at noon in that heat, but I'll take that shit over the winters here. I don't think you fuckers understand winter in Chicago. It entails a walk to the train. Waiting on the platform for the train to come. Riding the train with a bunch of sick fuckers that turn the thing into a petri dish of cold and flu viruses. Then a one mile walk to the office. It's truly fucking horrible. Wut u never heard of uber you cheap asshole?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 29, 2018 7:15:49 GMT -6
My wife says that I'm only truly happy when I'm in summit county, Colorado. She's right. she is confusing happy with baked out of your gourd.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 29, 2018 7:27:16 GMT -6
That humidity is what worries me. But I was there in July in a heatwave. We went to the mountains over the weekend and it was perfect weather. The heatwave wasn't that bad, either. You don't want to go golfing at noon in that heat, but I'll take that shit over the winters here. I don't think you fuckers understand winter in Chicago. It entails a walk to the train. Waiting on the platform for the train to come. Riding the train with a bunch of sick fuckers that turn the thing into a petri dish of cold and flu viruses. Then a one mile walk to the office. It's truly fucking horrible. Wut u never heard of uber you cheap asshole? Sitting around blaming the weather when he's too dumb to download an app. Sad!
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 29, 2018 9:11:29 GMT -6
My wife says that I'm only truly happy when I'm in summit county, Colorado. She's right. she is confusing happy with baked out of your gourd. The two are not mutually exclusive, although one does beget the other. Kind of a chicken vs egg dilemma tho
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 29, 2018 12:21:34 GMT -6
Sessions can't stroke out fast enough......
LOLOLOLOLOL 'nother thred just got herbjacked.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 30, 2018 7:17:53 GMT -6
My wife says that I'm only truly happy when I'm in summit county, Colorado. She's right. she is confusing happy with baked out of your gourd. You make it sound like it's not a good thing. It is a great thing.
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