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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 26, 2019 19:56:47 GMT -6
I was able to survive cleaning two guns just last night. I consider myself lucky. Didn't you also survive the Bowling Green massacre? Sure, by staying away.
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Post by Other on Aug 26, 2019 21:15:19 GMT -6
Not with a gun there aren't. How many people die each year shooting themselves accidentally while cleaning their gun. Less than 500 per year and most of those are children but that isn’t the question. The question is how many people with stage 4 tracheal cancer accidentally shoot themselves while cleaning their guns in such a way that they are absolutely certain to die very quickly? Probably less.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 30, 2019 20:37:04 GMT -6
Rip Jeff Horner's testicles.
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 30, 2019 21:33:03 GMT -6
Rip Jeff Horner's testicles. Taint nuttin to worry bout
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 1, 2019 11:22:06 GMT -6
What if somewhat recently Jeff Horner nutted all over your face. Would you then have face cancer? I'm asking for a friend.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 3, 2019 10:28:53 GMT -6
Dibs on Dog the Bounty Hunters huge titted foul mouthed red neck wife. Oh no... She ded. She won't be missed. Her tits though, they will be. God bless. Saw Dog in Darlington this weekend. He was in good spirits. The 1986 Toyota RV that I rented made it with no problems. You know you have a shitty RV when it is far and away the shittiest RV and gets jokes at a NASCAR race in South Carolina.
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 11, 2019 13:48:32 GMT -6
T Boone Pickens nodded off
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 11, 2019 13:58:41 GMT -6
T Boone Pickens nodded off Wasn't he like 125?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Sept 11, 2019 13:59:29 GMT -6
T Boone Pickens nodded off Wasn't he like 125? Billion?
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 11, 2019 14:18:58 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 12, 2019 7:55:46 GMT -6
T Boone Pickens nodded off Damn, let's hope that his will didn't leave an infinite amount of money to Oklahoma State football.
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Post by thunderhawk on Sept 12, 2019 11:48:36 GMT -6
T Boone Pickens nodded off Damn, let's hope that his will didn't leave an infinite amount of money to Oklahoma State football. They’re fucking yokels. They’ll piss it away
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 13, 2019 9:10:07 GMT -6
Looks like Eddie found one ticket to paradise
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Post by thunderhawk on Sept 13, 2019 9:33:58 GMT -6
Looks like Eddie found one ticket to paradise Who gets the other one?
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Post by Ginger on Sept 13, 2019 14:24:34 GMT -6
Calling dibs on Eddie Money with just one ticket to paradise and stage 4 esophageal cancer. That didn’t take long.
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 13, 2019 17:38:54 GMT -6
Not with a gun there aren't. How many people die each year shooting themselves accidentally while cleaning their gun. One in Dodge this week.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 13, 2019 19:10:31 GMT -6
How many people die each year shooting themselves accidentally while cleaning their gun. One in Dodge this week. The bitch about that is someone's gotta go reclean dat piece.
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Post by twinlaker on Sept 15, 2019 0:02:10 GMT -6
The bitch about that is someone's gotta go reclean dat piece. Dat piece is prolly at the bottom of the Lizard by now....
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Post by Ginger on Sept 15, 2019 19:04:32 GMT -6
This is a complete bummer. The Cars is one of my most favorite music groups.
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Post by thunderhawk on Sept 15, 2019 21:40:27 GMT -6
This is a complete bummer. The Cars is one of my most favorite music groups. Yes this sucks ass. I'm not even going to offer a smartass joke about it.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 16, 2019 6:07:51 GMT -6
Was he lighning McQueen or Mater?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 16, 2019 8:34:06 GMT -6
Was he lighning McQueen or Mater? Mater is that fake redneck guy. That guy was grand marshall at a sparsely attended NASCAR race I went to and the individual chants of heckling directed at him were remarkable. He ain't Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Sept 16, 2019 10:28:12 GMT -6
This is a complete bummer. The Cars is one of my most favorite music groups. His doppelganger was the janitor in the mens lockerroom at UND when I was a freshman. It was such an uncanny resemblance I thought Ric was moonlighting as a janitor. I wonder if he died at the same time?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 16, 2019 21:38:49 GMT -6
Working on getting closer to his ded wyfes huge knockers .
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 17, 2019 7:45:35 GMT -6
Working on getting closer to his ded wyfes huge knockers . Fuck, man. He was fine liek 2 weeks ago. Totes fine.
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