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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 7, 2019 9:20:29 GMT -6
Damn, why is Trebek going to keep working? Does Jeopardy go on without him? If they need someone to go on TV and politely explain to other people why they're stupid, I'm available.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 7, 2019 9:30:14 GMT -6
Damn, why is Trebek going to keep working? Does Jeopardy go on without him? If they need someone to go on TV and politely explain to other people why they're stupid, I'm available. You can't do it. I don't know if anyone can. Trebek is a fantastic actor. The way that he can play off like he knows every obscure 17th Century French artist and then pronounce their name with a perfectly rolled r and intonation (at least it sounds perfect) is something very few people can pull off. I DVR Jeopardy every day (only get to watch an episode or two per week) but I just don't think that anyone else can pull that show off like Trebek can.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 7, 2019 10:07:03 GMT -6
If they need someone to go on TV and politely explain to other people why they're stupid, I'm available. You can't do it. I don't know if anyone can. Trebek is a fantastic actor. The way that he can play off like he knows every obscure 17th Century French artist and then pronounce their name with a perfectly rolled r and intonation (at least it sounds perfect) is something very few people can pull off. I DVR Jeopardy every day (only get to watch an episode or two per week) but I just don't think that anyone else can pull that show off like Trebek can. No, I can do it. I have the self-affirmation of an average white male, along with the gentle spirit of a grade school teacher, paired with the passive-aggressive condescension of someone who has been EXTREMELY online for past two decades. You don't even know me fuck face. Of course I can do it.
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Post by egadsto on Mar 7, 2019 10:26:34 GMT -6
If they need someone to go on TV and politely explain to other people why they're stupid, I'm available. You can't do it. I don't know if anyone can. Trebek is a fantastic actor. The way that he can play off like he knows every obscure 17th Century French artist and then pronounce their name with a perfectly rolled r and intonation (at least it sounds perfect) is something very few people can pull off. I DVR Jeopardy every day (only get to watch an episode or two per week) but I just don't think that anyone else can pull that show off like Trebek can. Only he could pull off this line ...
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 7, 2019 10:45:42 GMT -6
I wonder if Alex has a policy from Colonial Penn
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 7, 2019 10:48:45 GMT -6
You can't do it. I don't know if anyone can. Trebek is a fantastic actor. The way that he can play off like he knows every obscure 17th Century French artist and then pronounce their name with a perfectly rolled r and intonation (at least it sounds perfect) is something very few people can pull off. I DVR Jeopardy every day (only get to watch an episode or two per week) but I just don't think that anyone else can pull that show off like Trebek can. No, I can do it. I have the self-affirmation of an average white male, along with the gentle spirit of a grade school teacher, paired with the passive-aggressive condescension of someone who has been EXTREMELY online for past two decades. You don't even know me fuck face. Of course I can do it. It basically has to be a Canadian who studied French or perhaps Erik Estrada or Antonio Banderas because they are masterful with rolled rs. You CANNOT do it, fuckstick.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 7, 2019 10:49:32 GMT -6
I wonder if Alex has a policy from Colonial Penn He did and it was term. Term ends on the date on which you are diagnosed with Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer.
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Post by The Resistance on Mar 7, 2019 11:07:33 GMT -6
Ghosto you have this kind of skill.
Check out @bmac0507’s Tweet:
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 7, 2019 11:11:16 GMT -6
Ghosto you have this kind of skill. Check out @bmac0507’s Tweet: Foreshadowed his own death.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 7, 2019 11:23:07 GMT -6
No, I can do it. I have the self-affirmation of an average white male, along with the gentle spirit of a grade school teacher, paired with the passive-aggressive condescension of someone who has been EXTREMELY online for past two decades. You don't even know me fuck face. Of course I can do it. It basically has to be a Canadian who studied French or perhaps Erik Estrada or Antonio Banderas because they are masterful with rolled rs. You CANNOT do it, fuckstick. I taught myself Dutch for fun. I can pronounce any weird Euro accent you want. Try again chief.
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Post by The Resistance on Mar 7, 2019 11:34:11 GMT -6
Give me sheet music for 200 Alex.
Check out @bmac0507’s Tweet:
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 7, 2019 12:17:13 GMT -6
Tom Hanks could handle it.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 7, 2019 12:19:06 GMT -6
Or Sean Connery. Burt Reynolds I think is dead, so he can't, but Norm MacDonald is only dead on the inside so he could do it.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 7, 2019 14:34:12 GMT -6
Not that I have any regrets about the amount of time I got to spend with my dad, but the rest of you, take advantage of the time you have.
My mom is still around and moved to Crapids to be near my family after we lost Dad. We do a lot of things together.
Sorry to make this thread take a sappy sentimental turn. I now return you to your regularly scheduled trolling.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 7, 2019 14:35:44 GMT -6
If they need someone to go on TV and politely explain to other people why they're stupid, I'm available. You can't do it. I don't know if anyone can. Trebek is a fantastic actor. The way that he can play off like he knows every obscure 17th Century French artist and then pronounce their name with a perfectly rolled r and intonation (at least it sounds perfect) is something very few people can pull off. I DVR Jeopardy every day (only get to watch an episode or two per week) but I just don't think that anyone else can pull that show off like Trebek can. If he hadn't shaved his mustache, he never would have got the cancer.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 7, 2019 14:57:51 GMT -6
You can't do it. I don't know if anyone can. Trebek is a fantastic actor. The way that he can play off like he knows every obscure 17th Century French artist and then pronounce their name with a perfectly rolled r and intonation (at least it sounds perfect) is something very few people can pull off. I DVR Jeopardy every day (only get to watch an episode or two per week) but I just don't think that anyone else can pull that show off like Trebek can. If he hadn't shaved his mustache, he never would have got the cancer. Also no more mustache rides for the grandkids.
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Post by Other on Mar 7, 2019 16:33:19 GMT -6
but the rest of you, take advantage of the time you have. There's never enough time but you make the most of the time you have. A couple of years ago I started to stop and have a cup of coffee with my folks every morning Monday through Friday. That was one of the better decisions I've made in a while.
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 7, 2019 16:44:06 GMT -6
It basically has to be a Canadian who studied French or perhaps Erik Estrada or Antonio Banderas because they are masterful with rolled rs. You CANNOT do it, fuckstick. I taught myself Dutch for fun. I can pronounce any weird Euro accent you want. Try again chief. "This reaction causes marks to appear on the surface of meat when expertly seared on a grill."
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 7, 2019 17:29:15 GMT -6
What is the maillard reaction alex? I will take stuff ghost doesnt know for $1000.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 7, 2019 18:03:02 GMT -6
Not that I have any regrets about the amount of time I got to spend with my dad, but the rest of you, take advantage of the time you have. My mom is still around and moved to Crapids to be near my family after we lost Dad. We do a lot of things together. Sorry to make this thread take a sappy sentimental turn. I now return you to your regularly scheduled trolling. Having just lost my dad a couple weeks ago I can totally agree. I do have regrets about time spent, however, living in another state complicates frequent visitations. All of the rest of my family lives in or near Des Moines so they can visit anytime they want. I wish that we could have spent more time with both my parents and I feel like my two youngest kids didn’t get to know them as well as my two oldest did from when we lived in Des Moines. Its a loss for my parents as well because they just didn’t really get to know what good kids they are. It’s a three and a half hour drive one way and visits were/are always quick weekend trips where we’d leave on a Saturday morning and back on Sunday. There’s a cost for gas, hotel and to board our dog. Then of course we always have to visit husbands side as well. It’s never just a relaxing time to visit. I’ve had to accept that it is what it is. I feel fortunate that I was able to go down and be there at the end. My younger sister has mostly been doing all the care giving for both parents with my other two siblings doing virtually nothing to help and I’ve felt guilty that I physically couldn’t help more.
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 7, 2019 21:32:24 GMT -6
but the rest of you, take advantage of the time you have. There's never enough time but you make the most of the time you have. A couple of years ago I started to stop and have a cup of coffee with my folks every morning Monday through Friday. That was one of the better decisions I've made in a while. Time is a murderous thief. It steals everything you cherish, and then kills you off.
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 7, 2019 21:47:20 GMT -6
There's never enough time but you make the most of the time you have. A couple of years ago I started to stop and have a cup of coffee with my folks every morning Monday through Friday. That was one of the better decisions I've made in a while. Time is a murderous thief. It steals everything you cherish, and then kills you off. Time absolutely crushes everyone, no exceptions.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 8, 2019 13:27:54 GMT -6
Time is a murderous thief. It steals everything you cherish, and then kills you off. Time absolutely crushes everyone, no exceptions. Ummm, I got carded yesterday, so I'm obviously beating time.
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 8, 2019 13:50:29 GMT -6
Time absolutely crushes everyone, no exceptions. Ummm, I got carded yesterday, so I'm obviously beating time. I was getting carded until I was 45. Ain't getting carded no mo'.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 8, 2019 14:05:12 GMT -6
Ummm, I got carded yesterday, so I'm obviously beating time. I was getting carded until I was 45. Ain't getting carded no mo'. I'm different though
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