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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 1, 2019 22:36:25 GMT -6
While I truly appreciated it, the last god damned thing our team needs is to be another shit team's super bowl. Frost is going to be fucking consumed by that for the next 11 months. He's going to be just like Campbell and Fitz. "WE HAVE TO BE READY FOR IOWA" he'll tell them when spring ball starts. Scouting. Watching tendencies. Who cares if it costs them 2 or 3 games otherwise. MUST. BE. READY. FOR. IOWA. We do not need another fucking psychopath out there like that. Wait until Bri calls them “that college on the way to Colorado” That’ll really trigger him Jesus. Imagine if Bri has liek 2 more years of going 24+ on him. He's gonna start blowing kisses and shit across the field. Shit I've heard is that back in the day, Tom O. was boys with Barry Switzer. They both knew they had a great thing going and their game was basically the only thing that mattered in that shit bag conference. I just can't imagine Frost actually forging a relationship with anyone in the Big Ten because he's such a douche.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 2, 2019 7:53:06 GMT -6
Who is the bigger douche, Frost or Fleck?
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 2, 2019 9:00:02 GMT -6
Our kicker taunting Scott Frost might be the highlight of the season, or perhaps the decade. While I truly appreciated it, the last god damned thing our team needs is to be another shit team's super bowl. Frost is going to be fucking consumed by that for the next 11 months. He's going to be just like Campbell and Fitz. "WE HAVE TO BE READY FOR IOWA" he'll tell them when spring ball starts. Scouting. Watching tendencies. Who cares if it costs them 2 or 3 games otherwise. MUST. BE. READY. FOR. IOWA. We do not need another fucking psychopath out there like that. First words out of KF's mouth in the locker room. "Fuck those guys". Hands down the dirtiest team in college football according to a few players.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 2, 2019 9:22:31 GMT -6
While I truly appreciated it, the last god damned thing our team needs is to be another shit team's super bowl. Frost is going to be fucking consumed by that for the next 11 months. He's going to be just like Campbell and Fitz. "WE HAVE TO BE READY FOR IOWA" he'll tell them when spring ball starts. Scouting. Watching tendencies. Who cares if it costs them 2 or 3 games otherwise. MUST. BE. READY. FOR. IOWA. We do not need another fucking psychopath out there like that. First words out of KF's mouth in the locker room. "Fuck those guys". Hands down the dirtiest team in college football according to a few players. Link?
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 2, 2019 9:36:44 GMT -6
Who is the bigger douche, Frost or Fleck? I mean...that's like asking who's the most deplorable mass murderer; Stalin or Mao?* *I skipped over Adolph cuz he was a piker compared to those two
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Post by Ginger on Dec 2, 2019 14:48:39 GMT -6
While I truly appreciated it, the last god damned thing our team needs is to be another shit team's super bowl. Frost is going to be fucking consumed by that for the next 11 months. He's going to be just like Campbell and Fitz. "WE HAVE TO BE READY FOR IOWA" he'll tell them when spring ball starts. Scouting. Watching tendencies. Who cares if it costs them 2 or 3 games otherwise. MUST. BE. READY. FOR. IOWA. We do not need another fucking psychopath out there like that. First words out of KF's mouth in the locker room. "Fuck those guys". Hands down the dirtiest team in college football according to a few players. Big if true
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Post by Ginger on Dec 2, 2019 14:50:12 GMT -6
Who is the bigger douche, Frost or Fleck? Definitely Frost. You just don’t throw your players under the bus. Fleck, while Looking like a talking penis, still doesn’t do that. Frost looks unhappy.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 2, 2019 15:35:57 GMT -6
So far my favorite moment was rushing the field wif Ginger and my old coledge roommate after the MN win and watching my old roommate getting trucked by a ladycop who was escorting the refs off teh field. She totally Wormleyed his ass.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 2, 2019 15:57:27 GMT -6
So far my favorite moment was rushing the field wif Ginger and my old coledge roommate after the MN win and watching my old roommate getting trucked by a ladycop who was escorting the refs off teh field. She totally Wormleyed his ass. It was a great time. I still don’t understand the point of the cops knocking fans over on the field like that though. One of them came right at me and I moved at just the right time as he/she hit me but didn’t knock me down. Thank god for a lower center of gravity (big ass). Maybe it was the same person that hit your friend and she didn’t like redheads.
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 3, 2019 2:50:14 GMT -6
First words out of KF's mouth in the locker room. "Fuck those guys". Hands down the dirtiest team in college football according to a few players. Link? There was one
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 3, 2019 9:27:01 GMT -6
Please find it for me.
Thx
Stan's Field
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 3, 2019 10:22:17 GMT -6
So far my favorite moment was rushing the field wif Ginger and my old coledge roommate after the MN win and watching my old roommate getting trucked by a ladycop who was escorting the refs off teh field. She totally Wormleyed his ass. It was a great time. I still don’t understand the point of the cops knocking fans over on the field like that though. One of them came right at me and I moved at just the right time as he/she hit me but didn’t knock me down. Thank god for a lower center of gravity (big ass). Maybe it was the same person that hit your friend and she didn’t like redheads. My brother is a big, athletic kid. In fact, while at the U, he lived next door to a couple of Hox fb players and they tried pretty hard to convince him to walk on to the team. He declined, what with being pre med. But it wasn't a specious request. He could have made the team, I think. Anyhoo... fast forward a year and we're all up at the notorious 2002 Metrodome game, sitting in a suite. With about a minute left said bro jumps out of the suite and starts working his way down to the field. He's in med school now, so my dad is like "Thunder you gotta keep an eye on that kid, he's had a lot to drink and he's in med school." Keeping said eye upon said kid, I watch as the game ends and Lil bro along with thousands of other fans jumps the rail onto the field. This is where the fun begins. An idiot rent-a-cop, already overrun by Hox fans and apparently bitter about it, locks eyes with Lil bro and inexplicably singles him out and hunts him down. I'm watching all of this with a mix of curiosity and concern as I work my way down to the field. Rent-a-cop decides he's gonna show the big kid who's boss. This is an unwise decision. I watch as Per Mar aggressively accosts Lil bro. Lil bro, clearly agitated and offended, morphs into The Rock and, I shit you not, picks up Per Mar and bodyslams that motherfucker straight into the Metrodome turf. Lil Bro leaves Per Mar splayed on the turf and realizing what he's done works his way into the melee surrounding the Iowa players and coaches. I scan the scene, and with the goalposts falling in the background and the horrendous screeching noise being pumped over the sound system assaulting my aural senses, spot Lil' Bro hiding behind Dallas Clark from a small posse of Per Mars and uniformed police searching him out at the direction of the previously bodyslammed Per Mar asshole. I make my move, leaping onto the field, grabbing Lil bro from his Dallas Clark defilade and pushing him into the stands, out of the stadium, into my SUV and right the fuck out of the greater Minneapolis St. Paul metropolitan area. We don't pull over until Mason City, for jurisdictional reasons. I later learn from my father that about two dozen Per Mars and uniformed police were scouring the Metrodome in search of Lil Bro, who they clearly intended to arrest and incarcerate for assault. Fuck that. Per Mar swung first.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 4, 2019 10:30:00 GMT -6
So far my favorite moment was rushing the field wif Ginger and my old coledge roommate after the MN win and watching my old roommate getting trucked by a ladycop who was escorting the refs off teh field. She totally Wormleyed his ass. Wait, you gave him MY TICKET, instead of leaving the seat vacant in my honor? Disrespectful.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 4, 2019 13:09:01 GMT -6
So far my favorite moment was rushing the field wif Ginger and my old coledge roommate after the MN win and watching my old roommate getting trucked by a ladycop who was escorting the refs off teh field. She totally Wormleyed his ass. Wait, you gave him MY TICKET, instead of leaving the seat vacant in my honor? Disrespectful. Kalacky sister had a open ticket for free that you could have used. If only you had a friend that was already going to the game that you could have ridden with
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Post by Ginger on Dec 8, 2019 15:17:08 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 8, 2019 15:28:00 GMT -6
I can give everyone the lowdown on the Hillcrest gay district if you'd like.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 8, 2019 23:22:06 GMT -6
I’d love to go but it’s bad timing with Christmas and all. I don’t really care about Christmas but my kids do so I’ll put on a brave front and decorate and shit...maybe around the 20th. So if I left on the 26th for the game on the 27th, I’d have to be back by the 29th as that is daughter #3’s birthday and she’d be pissed if I was gone. Tickets from MSP to San Diego are starting at around $750 round trip. If I went with my sister she’d probably have hotel points so we could get by cheap on that front. Still have to rent a car. Easily it would be a grand for a couple days so I don’t think I’ll go to the game or visit the gay district.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 9, 2019 8:58:37 GMT -6
I case you were wondering about Iowa State.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Dec 9, 2019 11:23:23 GMT -6
I case you were wondering about Iowa State. In a normal world, ND would curb stomp them hard as they have the horses and athletes that will and can skullfuck them. However. ND fans and likely the team is pissed that they are going to the camping world bowel and playing a shit team like ISU. For ND, there is zero upside playing Iowa State.
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Post by Other on Dec 9, 2019 12:04:45 GMT -6
I case you were wondering about Iowa State. In a normal world, ND would curb stomp them hard as they have the horses and athletes that will and can skullfuck them. However. ND fans and likely the team is pissed that they are going to the camping world bowel and playing a shit team like ISU. For ND, there is zero upside playing Iowa State. Now they know how we feel.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 9, 2019 12:09:56 GMT -6
I don’t usually root for iowa state but in this case I will make an exception.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Dec 9, 2019 12:23:18 GMT -6
I don’t usually root for iowa state but in this case I will make an exception. My hate for ND is above the hate I have for ISU. I'm on your side.
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Post by Other on Dec 9, 2019 12:47:24 GMT -6
I don’t usually root for iowa state but in this case I will make an exception. My hate for ND is above the hate I have for ISU. I'm on your side. Agreed but they’ll be insufferable if they win.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 9, 2019 15:30:28 GMT -6
My hate for ND is above the hate I have for ISU. I'm on your side. Agreed but they’ll be insufferable if they win. Yes they will and even more so if we lose.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 9, 2019 15:36:54 GMT -6
I'll still root for Notre Dame. The sheer ignominy of finishing 10-2 and then drawing Iowa State in the Camping World Bowl is very high to begin with. Beating ISU and having them on the schedule of a season showing an 11-2 record and likely top 10 finish is excellent. Not quite as satisfying as watching them struggle to cross the 50 against Clemson last year, but it's pretty good.
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