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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Dec 11, 2019 22:51:13 GMT -6
Because the Tavern Irish are fucking annoying and have this sense of pride of having picked a popular team when they grew up and never had a chance in hell of attending. ISU fans suck, but at least they know they suck, that their team sucks and their tradition sucks. ND fans think they are relevant and can do whatever they want because they are ND and don't even need to be in a conference to get into the playoffs. The NCAA needs to tell them to pick a conference and they can be eligible for the playoffs and good bowel games. Look.....do you or don't you hate Catholics. I liked fucking Catholic girls when I was single. Other than that they can go fuck right off.
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Post by Other on Dec 12, 2019 7:54:46 GMT -6
Look.....do you or don't you hate Catholics. I liked fucking Catholic girls when I was single. Other than that they can go fuck right off. This is the correct answer. Fucking idolators.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 12, 2019 9:26:53 GMT -6
Because the Tavern Irish are fucking annoying and have this sense of pride of having picked a popular team when they grew up and never had a chance in hell of attending. ISU fans suck, but at least they know they suck, that their team sucks and their tradition sucks. ND fans think they are relevant and can do whatever they want because they are ND and don't even need to be in a conference to get into the playoffs. The NCAA needs to tell them to pick a conference and they can be eligible for the playoffs and good bowel games. ISU fans do not think they suck at all. Like literally, they think there coach is Urban fucking Meyer. Also, where in the fuck are people wandering into ND fans anyways?
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Post by Ginger on Dec 18, 2019 10:03:01 GMT -6
Oh yeah....
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 18, 2019 11:19:53 GMT -6
I have a sinking feeling this goes down one of two paths. Path 1 - he is totes fucking legit, gets shirted his first year, has to sit on sidelines and watch some knucklefuck piss at least 2, probably 3, winnable games down his leg en route to a 7-5 record. Kurt gives standard bullshit about a competition, blah blah blah, kid realizes he's going to ride pine for another, if not two more years. Says "fuck this" and transfers to Georgia or LSU or some shit and is a standout. Path 2 - kid is as worthless as tits on a boar. Jake Christensen 2.0. High ranked recruit who just sucks.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 18, 2019 12:20:47 GMT -6
How hot is his Mom on the Vandenberg scale?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 18, 2019 12:44:28 GMT -6
How hot is his Mom on the Vandenberg scale? Bimodal distribution of Texas and Southern women. Either she's a cross fit queen who is a 9 or 10 or she weighs 325 pounds. There is no in-between.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 18, 2019 14:43:37 GMT -6
Is it a good idea to switch from nerd to jock at the most important position on the field?
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 18, 2019 18:11:54 GMT -6
Is it a good idea to switch from nerd to jock at the most important position on the field? What?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 18, 2019 18:53:18 GMT -6
Is it a good idea to switch from nerd to jock at the most important position on the field? What? Their phenotypes. Stanley is a nerd. He was just lucky he grew up tall and has a big arm or else he would be wrapping up an actuarial science degree and relegated to the life of an actuary. Look at him. By contrast, Deuce is the consummate alpha jock. Dangly hair, shit eating grin, utter disregard for his future. In a world where sports didn't exist, he'd be a roughneck out on an oil rig, siring children with bar flies on the occasions he came back to port at Galveston. This particular coaching staff has a phenotype it likes. It likes the pre-med Jake Rudock or Nate Stanley, not the "I'mma be out fucking 3 bitches til 4 in the morning because I'm a long hair rebel who don't give a fuuuuuuuuck because I have ungodly talent" like this kid or CJ Beathard. Another interesting factoid. This kid had a shot at Baylor. Now don't get me wrong, I like Iowa and we have a fine program, but if you have ungodly arm talent and aspire to play in the National Football League one day, going to a place like Iowa is not a smart play. You go to fucking Baylor, where you will play in better weather and put up god damned video game numbers for 2 or 3 years en route to getting drafted no later than the second day. Iowa is about the last place you want to be. I guess it's better than Arkansas or some bad SEC West team where you're gonna get skullfucked every week, but you gotta go to Baylor if you have good judgment. I should be a recruiting consultant for these kids because they are all sofaking dumb.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 18, 2019 18:56:25 GMT -6
Ohhhh....ok
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 20, 2019 14:22:03 GMT -6
Their phenotypes. Stanley is a nerd. He was just lucky he grew up tall and has a big arm or else he would be wrapping up an actuarial science degree and relegated to the life of an actuary. Look at him. By contrast, Deuce is the consummate alpha jock. Dangly hair, shit eating grin, utter disregard for his future. In a world where sports didn't exist, he'd be a roughneck out on an oil rig, siring children with bar flies on the occasions he came back to port at Galveston. This particular coaching staff has a phenotype it likes. It likes the pre-med Jake Rudock or Nate Stanley, not the "I'mma be out fucking 3 bitches til 4 in the morning because I'm a long hair rebel who don't give a fuuuuuuuuck because I have ungodly talent" like this kid or CJ Beathard. Another interesting factoid. This kid had a shot at Baylor. Now don't get me wrong, I like Iowa and we have a fine program, but if you have ungodly arm talent and aspire to play in the National Football League one day, going to a place like Iowa is not a smart play. You go to fucking Baylor, where you will play in better weather and put up god damned video game numbers for 2 or 3 years en route to getting drafted no later than the second day. Iowa is about the last place you want to be. I guess it's better than Arkansas or some bad SEC West team where you're gonna get skullfucked every week, but you gotta go to Baylor if you have good judgment. I should be a recruiting consultant for these kids because they are all sofaking dumb. Especially bince the NFL has finally said "fuck it" and started drafting 180lb Big XII QBs with prime picks, because the rules are so stilted that you get 15 for casting a shadow on these motherfuckers. Of course, once Deuce leaves after his junior season (will need an NFL salary to support the two kids he had with two different sociology majors from Naperville) the Kliff Kingsbury's will be drummed out of the league, and he'll be stuck handing off in fullback sets for either John Fox or Marty Mornhinweg which Kurt has fully prepared him for in back to back 8-4 seasons.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 20, 2019 16:44:38 GMT -6
Their phenotypes. Stanley is a nerd. He was just lucky he grew up tall and has a big arm or else he would be wrapping up an actuarial science degree and relegated to the life of an actuary. Look at him. By contrast, Deuce is the consummate alpha jock. Dangly hair, shit eating grin, utter disregard for his future. In a world where sports didn't exist, he'd be a roughneck out on an oil rig, siring children with bar flies on the occasions he came back to port at Galveston. This particular coaching staff has a phenotype it likes. It likes the pre-med Jake Rudock or Nate Stanley, not the "I'mma be out fucking 3 bitches til 4 in the morning because I'm a long hair rebel who don't give a fuuuuuuuuck because I have ungodly talent" like this kid or CJ Beathard. Another interesting factoid. This kid had a shot at Baylor. Now don't get me wrong, I like Iowa and we have a fine program, but if you have ungodly arm talent and aspire to play in the National Football League one day, going to a place like Iowa is not a smart play. You go to fucking Baylor, where you will play in better weather and put up god damned video game numbers for 2 or 3 years en route to getting drafted no later than the second day. Iowa is about the last place you want to be. I guess it's better than Arkansas or some bad SEC West team where you're gonna get skullfucked every week, but you gotta go to Baylor if you have good judgment. I should be a recruiting consultant for these kids because they are all sofaking dumb. Especially bince the NFL has finally said "fuck it" and started drafting 180lb Big XII QBs with prime picks, because the rules are so stilted that you get 15 for casting a shadow on these motherfuckers. Of course, once Deuce leaves after his junior season (will need an NFL salary to support the two kids he had with two different sociology majors from Naperville) the Kliff Kingsbury's will be drummed out of the league, and he'll be stuck handing off in fullback sets for either John Fox or Marty Mornhinweg which Kurt has fully prepared him for in back to back 8-4 seasons. Excellent post. Really top notch work. Only thing I would change is that one of gals will be a communications major, not a sociology major, and while one will be from Naperville, the other will be from Joliet, probably Joliet Catholic, and refuse an abortion, which will be numero 2 and the deciding factor in the draft.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 20, 2019 16:56:43 GMT -6
Worked
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 23, 2019 12:17:54 GMT -6
The death of CJB's brother typifies the jock versus nerd phenotype really well. Nerds don't get shanked at a bar at 2:30 in the morning. Jocks do. That is just one data point that goes into Kirk's algorithm for starting QBs.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 23, 2019 16:09:42 GMT -6
The death of CJB's brother typifies the jock versus nerd phenotype really well. Nerds don't get shanked at a bar at 2:30 in the morning. Jocks do. That is just one data point that goes into Kirk's algorithm for starting QBs. If Nate Stanley's younger brother is awake at 2:30 AM, it's because he's watching some E-girl on Twitch streaming Kingdom Hearts while tries to stay awake long enough to jerk off before the Ketamine leaves his system.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 23, 2019 19:30:12 GMT -6
How hot is his Mom on the Vandenberg scale? Bimodal distribution of Texas and Southern women. Either she's a cross fit queen who is a 9 or 10 or she weighs 325 pounds. There is no in-between. He’s not wrong
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Post by egadsto on Dec 26, 2019 6:25:24 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 26, 2019 13:40:44 GMT -6
It says "One city, One Team"
Who the fuck even plays in that stadium anymore?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 26, 2019 13:56:53 GMT -6
It says "One city, One Team" Who the fuck even plays in that stadium anymore? No one. But San Diego is one city that now only has one pro sports team, the Padres, so it makes sense.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 27, 2019 5:02:35 GMT -6
It says "One city, One Team" Who the fuck even plays in that stadium anymore? No one. But San Diego is one city that now only has one pro sports team, the Padres, so it makes sense. San Diego State University plays football there. When I lived there in 2000 the Padres, Chargers, and Aztecs all used it.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 27, 2019 12:24:33 GMT -6
No one. But San Diego is one city that now only has one pro sports team, the Padres, so it makes sense. San Diego State University plays football there. When I lived there in 2000 the Padres, Chargers, and Aztecs all used it. Nice troll dude, but everyone knows that's made up
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 27, 2019 16:30:27 GMT -6
San Diego State University plays football there. When I lived there in 2000 the Padres, Chargers, and Aztecs all used it. Nice troll dude, but everyone knows that's made up I lived in the gay good. Every time I was broke I went to teh Brass Rail and fags bought me the beer. Most the time I didn't even get buttfucked.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 27, 2019 19:17:32 GMT -6
I'm in forida and I'm fucking drunj
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 27, 2019 19:24:48 GMT -6
San Diego State University plays football there. When I lived there in 2000 the Padres, Chargers, and Aztecs all used it. Nice troll dude, but everyone knows that's made up Which part? The part where he managed the first super kmart in San Diego county, or the ghey trucker dispatch legacy?
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