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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 30, 2019 17:23:04 GMT -6
Went to the 'Cocks game Saturday night. 1-3 team that will miss a bowl game playing a shitty Kentucky team. That place made every Big Ten venue I've been to look like a god damned high school game. And people actually stood and cheered on defense the whole damned game, well maybe it stopped in the second half -- I don't know because I made friends with some folks with a satellite and was out in the parking lot crushing brews and watching Nebraska get skull fucked. The college chicks there. OMG. I think cutoffs that are cut a half inch above the ass fold are standard issue there. Ugh. And none of them have the "hey I'm a sophomore and I gained 15 pounds of pudge" goo that most of the gals around the Big Ten have. It's gotta be those damned winters. You pull out the sweat pants in early October and by the time you are ready for the shorts again in May, the damage is done.
They also had plenty of pissers so I did not piss on my shorts.
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Post by socal on Sept 30, 2019 18:57:46 GMT -6
Went to the 'Cocks game Saturday night. 1-3 team that will miss a bowl game playing a shitty Kentucky team. That place made every Big Ten venue I've been to look like a god damned high school game. And people actually stood and cheered on defense the whole damned game, well maybe it stopped in the second half -- I don't know because I made friends with some folks with a satellite and was out in the parking lot crushing brews and watching Nebraska get skull fucked. The college chicks there. OMG. I think cutoffs that are cut a half inch above the ass fold are standard issue there. Ugh. And none of them have the "hey I'm a sophomore and I gained 15 pounds of pudge" goo that most of the gals around the Big Ten have. It's gotta be those damned winters. You pull out the sweat pants in early October and by the time you are ready for the shorts again in May, the damage is done. They also had plenty of pissers so I did not piss on my shorts. Cool story bro. So let me get it straight... you got drunk and left at halftime (or wandered off) and found some tailgaters and, in your drunken state, saw some college students dressed for 90+ degree SC humid weather? Holy fuck. I heard the SEC has some giant mice in central Florida too. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 30, 2019 19:29:02 GMT -6
Went to the 'Cocks game Saturday night. 1-3 team that will miss a bowl game playing a shitty Kentucky team. That place made every Big Ten venue I've been to look like a god damned high school game. And people actually stood and cheered on defense the whole damned game, well maybe it stopped in the second half -- I don't know because I made friends with some folks with a satellite and was out in the parking lot crushing brews and watching Nebraska get skull fucked. The college chicks there. OMG. I think cutoffs that are cut a half inch above the ass fold are standard issue there. Ugh. And none of them have the "hey I'm a sophomore and I gained 15 pounds of pudge" goo that most of the gals around the Big Ten have. It's gotta be those damned winters. You pull out the sweat pants in early October and by the time you are ready for the shorts again in May, the damage is done. They also had plenty of pissers so I did not piss on my shorts. Cool story bro. So let me get it straight... you got drunk and left at halftime (or wandered off) and found some tailgaters and, in your drunken state, saw some college students dressed for 90+ degree SC humid weather? Holy fuck. I heard the SEC has some giant mice in central Florida too. Nah, met some folks before the game parked next to us. Cool as shit. This one dude is running for state office and he is a big Trump backer. Had a KAG flag flying high. Good guy. I took a grill and a few packs of brats and met a bunch of relocated Midwestern folk real quick, too. We had a no show in our group so I was gonna hit the parking lot with the extra ticket to slam a few brews at halftime but then I ended up watching 'braska. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 30, 2019 21:22:41 GMT -6
Went to the 'Cocks game Saturday night. 1-3 team that will miss a bowl game playing a shitty Kentucky team. That place made every Big Ten venue I've been to look like a god damned high school game. And people actually stood and cheered on defense the whole damned game, well maybe it stopped in the second half -- I don't know because I made friends with some folks with a satellite and was out in the parking lot crushing brews and watching Nebraska get skull fucked. The college chicks there. OMG. I think cutoffs that are cut a half inch above the ass fold are standard issue there. Ugh. And none of them have the "hey I'm a sophomore and I gained 15 pounds of pudge" goo that most of the gals around the Big Ten have. It's gotta be those damned winters. You pull out the sweat pants in early October and by the time you are ready for the shorts again in May, the damage is done. They also had plenty of pissers so I did not piss on my shorts. Clearly you've forgotten how cool the Wildcat roar is at Ryan Field after a big first down. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 1, 2019 23:24:51 GMT -6
Cool story bro. So let me get it straight... you got drunk and left at halftime (or wandered off) and found some tailgaters and, in your drunken state, saw some college students dressed for 90+ degree SC humid weather? Holy fuck. I heard the SEC has some giant mice in central Florida too. Nah, met some folks before the game parked next to us. Cool as shit. This one dude is running for state office and he is a big Trump backer. Had a KAG flag flying high. Good guy. I took a grill and a few packs of brats and met a bunch of relocated Midwestern folk real quick, too. We had a no show in our group so I was gonna hit the parking lot with the extra ticket to slam a few brews at halftime but then I ended up watching 'braska. I try to imagine how fucking morally degenerate and intellectually retarded I’d have to be to allow myself to proudly support that cunt authoritarian goon, but my brain isn’t capable of those self demeaning, soul deprecating depths. Of course it’s Lindsey Graham country, so gelded trump Reeks are probably in ample supply. The hatred I have harbored for Nazis my entire life has been transferred to MAGATS. They should congratulate themselves for that feat. So...what’s his name? |
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