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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 10, 2021 13:26:57 GMT -6
Mods, why does this thread continue to exist when there's already a "has a funny" thread? Just merge the two. Stop wasting wasteland band-width. Should I start one for bitchy old guys? Ban everyone except tweeter, he’ll never notice.
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Post by socal on Mar 10, 2021 14:38:45 GMT -6
This thread has its niche. While funny, these are generally more cute & cuddly than the diverse funny thread.
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Mar 10, 2021 14:49:11 GMT -6
Should I start one for bitchy old guys? Ban everyone except tweeter, he’ll never notice. So that’d be four people, maybe five?
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 10, 2021 14:56:38 GMT -6
Ban everyone except tweeter, he’ll never notice. So that’d be four people, maybe five? Unless you count the lurkers.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 10, 2021 15:35:30 GMT -6
This thread has its niche. While funny, these are generally more cute & cuddly than the diverse funny thread. Thank YOU!
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Post by Ginger on Mar 16, 2021 13:10:20 GMT -6
More cool than cute
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Post by socal on Mar 23, 2021 7:32:39 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Mar 24, 2021 11:12:03 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Mar 26, 2021 6:05:26 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Mar 26, 2021 14:15:39 GMT -6
Didn't want to start a thread for it, and this was the best fit.
The Mrs got a hysterectomy a year or so ago. She went to the OB wed for her checkup.
Texted me her labs... and the numbers show her as being pregnant. Given that she doesn't have a uterus... and I got a vasectomy 15 years ago. I just started planning.
Delivered her a bouquet of flowers and a "Congratulations on the Baby" balloon at work in front of her colleagues. Got her a card to be given when she gets home, writing a letter of... When they write Bible 2.0 talking about the miraculous non-uterine/sperm created god-child, the world will love you as much as I do... etc.
And... her family and friends will all be texting her Congratulations at 5:00.
I had to do it. Unsure if I will ever get another equal opportunity.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 26, 2021 14:26:27 GMT -6
I dont know your wife, but Frau Sioux would not be amused.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 26, 2021 15:03:27 GMT -6
Didn't want to start a thread for it, and this was the best fit. The Mrs got a hysterectomy a year or so ago. She went to the OB wed for her checkup. Texted me her labs... and the numbers show her as being pregnant. Given that she doesn't have a uterus... and I got a vasectomy 15 years ago. I just started planning. Delivered her a bouquet of flowers and a "Congratulations on the Baby" balloon at work in front of her colleagues. Got her a card to be given when she gets home, writing a letter of... When they write Bible 2.0 talking about the miraculous non-uterine/sperm created god-child, the world will love you as much as I do... etc. And... her family and friends will all be texting her Congratulations at 5:00. I had to do it. Unsure if I will ever get another equal opportunity. Am I the only one here who fails to see the relevance of the vasectomy to this story?
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Post by Other on Mar 26, 2021 15:41:54 GMT -6
Didn't want to start a thread for it, and this was the best fit. The Mrs got a hysterectomy a year or so ago. She went to the OB wed for her checkup. Texted me her labs... and the numbers show her as being pregnant. Given that she doesn't have a uterus... and I got a vasectomy 15 years ago. I just started planning. Delivered her a bouquet of flowers and a "Congratulations on the Baby" balloon at work in front of her colleagues. Got her a card to be given when she gets home, writing a letter of... When they write Bible 2.0 talking about the miraculous non-uterine/sperm created god-child, the world will love you as much as I do... etc. And... her family and friends will all be texting her Congratulations at 5:00. I had to do it. Unsure if I will ever get another equal opportunity. I would stop if I were you. Did her Dr. talk to her about cancer? Some cancers can cause elevated/altered hormone levels that mimic pregnancy. It could be other things (labs are staffed by people and people make mistakes) but I would not fuck around with this AT ALL.
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Post by socal on Mar 26, 2021 16:01:37 GMT -6
Didn't want to start a thread for it, and this was the best fit. The Mrs got a hysterectomy a year or so ago. She went to the OB wed for her checkup. Texted me her labs... and the numbers show her as being pregnant. Given that she doesn't have a uterus... and I got a vasectomy 15 years ago. I just started planning. Delivered her a bouquet of flowers and a "Congratulations on the Baby" balloon at work in front of her colleagues. Got her a card to be given when she gets home, writing a letter of... When they write Bible 2.0 talking about the miraculous non-uterine/sperm created god-child, the world will love you as much as I do... etc. And... her family and friends will all be texting her Congratulations at 5:00. I had to do it. Unsure if I will ever get another equal opportunity. I would stop if I were you. Did her Dr. talk to her about cancer? Some cancers can cause elevated/altered hormone levels that mimic pregnancy. It could be other things (labs are staffed by people and people make mistakes) but I would not fuck around with this AT ALL. She doesn't have cancer. 1. There isn't much left to get cancer. 2. Her readings can be read 3 ways. I'm just grabbing ahold of the most unlikely one. Actual Prolactin - 11.3 Reference Ranges: Non-Pregnant- 3.0--> 30.0 Pregnant- 10.0 --> 209.0 Post Menopausal - 2.0 --> 20.0 ...And finally, this wasn't a cancer screen, due to the OB seeing zero reason for one... as the only option would be the visually identifiable vaginal cancer.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 26, 2021 16:16:54 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Mar 26, 2021 18:54:08 GMT -6
Fuck around and find out, right?
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Post by Ginger on Mar 26, 2021 19:53:47 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Mar 26, 2021 20:42:32 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Mar 27, 2021 10:27:04 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 27, 2021 16:37:39 GMT -6
O'Keefe at the last HN tailgate?
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Post by Ginger on Mar 27, 2021 17:00:24 GMT -6
Needed at the Suez canal.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 7, 2021 10:51:06 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Apr 21, 2021 22:25:54 GMT -6
Could have put this in a few different threads - but the awesome uplifting part made this its home.
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Post by socal on Apr 28, 2021 20:00:58 GMT -6
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Post by socal on May 13, 2021 20:44:52 GMT -6
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