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Post by TaterWanger on May 21, 2021 17:18:50 GMT -6
That guy sounds about 5'3.
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Jun 1, 2021 17:34:36 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 1, 2021 17:51:34 GMT -6
Nay, not I. That gentleman is a true southerner. He always called the other guy sir. That is a level of manners I can't pull off. In Souf Cackalack Wal-Mart can't find that many employees and you can't check out wif a cashier, either, unless you are willing to stand in line for an hour. Plus no one ever gave a shit if you wore a mask or not.
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Post by TaterWanger on Jun 1, 2021 20:02:24 GMT -6
Jesus Christ is your savior with middle finger extended ought to be on a GOP fundraising t shirt.
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Post by socal on Jun 2, 2021 7:20:42 GMT -6
I would have simply walked up to him, pointed/looked in the air and called up towards Jesus... when he looked up too, my foot would have given the tiny assistance needed to finish his self-depantsing.
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Post by socal on Jun 27, 2021 9:06:53 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Jul 5, 2021 21:50:56 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Jul 27, 2021 19:07:22 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 28, 2021 10:12:54 GMT -6
She looks like fun and that she knows how to party.
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Post by socal on Aug 2, 2021 12:04:17 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Aug 2, 2021 13:40:40 GMT -6
Rock. Hard.
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Post by socal on Aug 3, 2021 13:24:02 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Aug 9, 2021 12:43:12 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Sept 7, 2021 15:30:48 GMT -6
Kevin is having a day
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 14, 2021 11:52:19 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Dec 1, 2021 12:07:44 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 1, 2021 13:14:02 GMT -6
So obviously fake. But whatever, even if it was real, you can't use force to protect property. It's just not right. If someone wants to take your property you have to let them do it. I don't know why you have to act like billy badass in here.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 1, 2021 16:58:53 GMT -6
So obviously fake. But whatever, even if it was real, you can't use force to protect property. It's just not right. If someone wants to take your property you have to let them do it. I don't know why you have to act like billy badass in here. What if said property is your beretta?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 1, 2021 17:15:44 GMT -6
So obviously fake. But whatever, even if it was real, you can't use force to protect property. It's just not right. If someone wants to take your property you have to let them do it. I don't know why you have to act like billy badass in here. What if said property is your beretta? Totally boss ride, but still unacceptable to use force.
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Post by socal on Dec 10, 2021 7:12:00 GMT -6
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Dec 11, 2021 16:52:18 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Dec 20, 2021 14:41:11 GMT -6
So at 10 this morning on my first day of vacation, knock on the door and is neighbor from 3 doors up. Proceeds to ask me about the teenager from 2 doors up that is a Jr. in HS with my son. Apparently someone put a bunch of plastic spoons & forks in the dirt around his fir tree overnight and he was pissed. Quoting/paraphrasing him... Him: You know what that means, right? Me: No clue Him: Spoons mean you have had sex, and Forks mean "Fucking"... Me: Never heard that. Him: ---Proceeds to say how she is a "Tramp" and ramble about various issues he's had with her family. ... so he picked up all the forks and spoons and threw them near her car in their driveway. I pointed out that SHE didn't do anything. Some dipshits did and he has zero knowledge of the circumstances. For all we know she might be bullied or her friends may have thought it was funny. Stupid teenager shit. From the few times I've met the girl, she has always been nice and a good person - so I told him I give her the benefit of doubt. This is a non-issue and he needs to realize he has none of the context and this likely wasn't her choice. The only real option is for the family to put up cameras and/or sit outside with weapons to keep the ne'er do-wells away. Sure he wouldn't like that. He grumbled and went home. Asked daughter & son if they had ever heard of what he mentioned - they looked at me like I was stupid (answer was uh, No) Thought about it for a few more minutes and walked up to his house to vent a bit more. Flat out said, if you had said about my daughter what you said about this potentially 100% innocent girl - at best we would be done. At worst, you would be in the hospital. Then rephrased it and said it again to be sure he got the point. He did... and apologized as I walked away. Seriously. Why is it that people do not spend 10 seconds analyzing a situation before reaching a really fucking stupid conclusion.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 20, 2021 21:42:38 GMT -6
So at 10 this morning on my first day of vacation, knock on the door and is neighbor from 3 doors up. Proceeds to ask me about the teenager from 2 doors up that is a Jr. in HS with my son. Apparently someone put a bunch of plastic spoons & forks in the dirt around his fir tree overnight and he was pissed. Quoting/paraphrasing him... Him: You know what that means, right? Me: No clue Him: Spoons mean you have had sex, and Forks mean "Fucking"... Me: Never heard that. Him: ---Proceeds to say how she is a "Tramp" and ramble about various issues he's had with her family. ... so he picked up all the forks and spoons and threw them near her car in their driveway. I pointed out that SHE didn't do anything. Some dipshits did and he has zero knowledge of the circumstances. For all we know she might be bullied or her friends may have thought it was funny. Stupid teenager shit. From the few times I've met the girl, she has always been nice and a good person - so I told him I give her the benefit of doubt. This is a non-issue and he needs to realize he has none of the context and this likely wasn't her choice. The only real option is for the family to put up cameras and/or sit outside with weapons to keep the ne'er do-wells away. Sure he wouldn't like that. He grumbled and went home. Asked daughter & son if they had ever heard of what he mentioned - they looked at me like I was stupid (answer was uh, No) Thought about it for a few more minutes and walked up to his house to vent a bit more. Flat out said, if you had said about my daughter what you said about this potentially 100% innocent girl - at best we would be done. At worst, you would be in the hospital. Then rephrased it and said it again to be sure he got the point. He did... and apologized as I walked away. Seriously. Why is it that people do not spend 10 seconds analyzing a situation before reaching a really fucking stupid conclusion. If you haven’t figured it out, there aren’t a lot of rational, logical thinkers out there.
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Post by Other on Dec 21, 2021 0:13:46 GMT -6
So at 10 this morning on my first day of vacation, knock on the door and is neighbor from 3 doors up. Proceeds to ask me about the teenager from 2 doors up that is a Jr. in HS with my son. Apparently someone put a bunch of plastic spoons & forks in the dirt around his fir tree overnight and he was pissed. Quoting/paraphrasing him... Him: You know what that means, right? Me: No clue Him: Spoons mean you have had sex, and Forks mean "Fucking"... Me: Never heard that. Him: ---Proceeds to say how she is a "Tramp" and ramble about various issues he's had with her family. ... so he picked up all the forks and spoons and threw them near her car in their driveway. I pointed out that SHE didn't do anything. Some dipshits did and he has zero knowledge of the circumstances. For all we know she might be bullied or her friends may have thought it was funny. Stupid teenager shit. From the few times I've met the girl, she has always been nice and a good person - so I told him I give her the benefit of doubt. This is a non-issue and he needs to realize he has none of the context and this likely wasn't her choice. The only real option is for the family to put up cameras and/or sit outside with weapons to keep the ne'er do-wells away. Sure he wouldn't like that. He grumbled and went home. Asked daughter & son if they had ever heard of what he mentioned - they looked at me like I was stupid (answer was uh, No) Thought about it for a few more minutes and walked up to his house to vent a bit more. Flat out said, if you had said about my daughter what you said about this potentially 100% innocent girl - at best we would be done. At worst, you would be in the hospital. Then rephrased it and said it again to be sure he got the point. He did... and apologized as I walked away. Seriously. Why is it that people do not spend 10 seconds analyzing a situation before reaching a really fucking stupid conclusion. If you haven’t figured it out, there aren’t a lot of rational, logical thinkers out there. Apparently Socal has been in suspended animation for the last few years or so.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Dec 21, 2021 12:22:52 GMT -6
So at 10 this morning on my first day of vacation, knock on the door and is neighbor from 3 doors up. Proceeds to ask me about the teenager from 2 doors up that is a Jr. in HS with my son. Apparently someone put a bunch of plastic spoons & forks in the dirt around his fir tree overnight and he was pissed. Quoting/paraphrasing him... Him: You know what that means, right? Me: No clue Him: Spoons mean you have had sex, and Forks mean "Fucking"... Me: Never heard that. Him: ---Proceeds to say how she is a "Tramp" and ramble about various issues he's had with her family. ... so he picked up all the forks and spoons and threw them near her car in their driveway. I pointed out that SHE didn't do anything. Some dipshits did and he has zero knowledge of the circumstances. For all we know she might be bullied or her friends may have thought it was funny. Stupid teenager shit. From the few times I've met the girl, she has always been nice and a good person - so I told him I give her the benefit of doubt. This is a non-issue and he needs to realize he has none of the context and this likely wasn't her choice. The only real option is for the family to put up cameras and/or sit outside with weapons to keep the ne'er do-wells away. Sure he wouldn't like that. He grumbled and went home. Asked daughter & son if they had ever heard of what he mentioned - they looked at me like I was stupid (answer was uh, No) Thought about it for a few more minutes and walked up to his house to vent a bit more. Flat out said, if you had said about my daughter what you said about this potentially 100% innocent girl - at best we would be done. At worst, you would be in the hospital. Then rephrased it and said it again to be sure he got the point. He did... and apologized as I walked away. Seriously. Why is it that people do not spend 10 seconds analyzing a situation before reaching a really fucking stupid conclusion. Have you got a link to her only fans page?
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