|
Post by LansingHawk on Feb 6, 2024 16:35:57 GMT -6
Saw a pic of him this morning, cancer whipped his ass. There are certain diseases which I've already resolved that if diagnosed I'll leave the doctor's office, say goodbye to my loved ones, and go into the mountains and end it. Nah, don't do that. Over the last 5 years I've dealt with sepsis, cancer, high blood pressure, an aortic thrombus, and now chronic kidney disease which has caused me to go off the high blood pressure for now. I have found that gin and tonic will drop my blood pressure by 20+ points. I'm thinking stay drunk all the time but my wife thinks this is a dumb idea. Anyway, you just get up every morning and go about things like always.
|
|
|
Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 6, 2024 16:54:50 GMT -6
There are certain diseases which I've already resolved that if diagnosed I'll leave the doctor's office, say goodbye to my loved ones, and go into the mountains and end it. Nah, don't do that. Over the last 5 years I've dealt with sepsis, cancer, high blood pressure, an aortic thrombus, and now chronic kidney disease which has caused me to go off the high blood pressure for now. I have found that gin and tonic will drop my blood pressure by 20+ points. I'm thinking stay drunk all the time but my wife thinks this is a dumb idea. Anyway, you just get up every morning and go about things like always. There's cancer and then there's shit like glioblastoma or pancreatic cancer. Fuck that. I get hit with that and I'll party like hell until I can't and then hit a bunch of fentanyl when I can't go any longer. The amount of money we spend to get people a few more months of extremely low quality life is insane. "I'm gonna fight it." No, no you're not. You got a death sentence and you should thank God that you got time to say goodbye and get your affairs in order.
|
|
|
Post by LansingHawk on Feb 6, 2024 18:38:12 GMT -6
Nah, don't do that. Over the last 5 years I've dealt with sepsis, cancer, high blood pressure, an aortic thrombus, and now chronic kidney disease which has caused me to go off the high blood pressure for now. I have found that gin and tonic will drop my blood pressure by 20+ points. I'm thinking stay drunk all the time but my wife thinks this is a dumb idea. Anyway, you just get up every morning and go about things like always. There's cancer and then there's shit like glioblastoma or pancreatic cancer. Fuck that. I get hit with that and I'll party like hell until I can't and then hit a bunch of fentanyl when I can't go any longer. The amount of money we spend to get people a few more months of extremely low quality life is insane. "I'm gonna fight it." No, no you're not. You got a death sentence and you should thank God that you got time to say goodbye and get your affairs in order. Yeah, but you put it off as long as possible. And, from what I hear, suicide won't get you into heavan. Just FYI.
|
|
|
Post by Earl Slick on Feb 6, 2024 19:25:09 GMT -6
As last year’s champion I take former President Jimmy Carter as my first selection. Damn you. I was gonna take him. Are you forgetting how he got his handle?
|
|
Other
Sports Moderator
Interim Master of the Universe
Posts: 5,185
Tits or GTFO: GTFO
|
Post by Other on Feb 6, 2024 21:03:30 GMT -6
Damn you. I was gonna take him. Are you forgetting how he got his handle? Should we start a poll?
|
|
Other
Sports Moderator
Interim Master of the Universe
Posts: 5,185
Tits or GTFO: GTFO
|
Post by Other on Feb 6, 2024 21:13:03 GMT -6
Nah, don't do that. Over the last 5 years I've dealt with sepsis, cancer, high blood pressure, an aortic thrombus, and now chronic kidney disease which has caused me to go off the high blood pressure for now. I have found that gin and tonic will drop my blood pressure by 20+ points. I'm thinking stay drunk all the time but my wife thinks this is a dumb idea. Anyway, you just get up every morning and go about things like always. There's cancer and then there's shit like glioblastoma or pancreatic cancer. Fuck that. I get hit with that and I'll party like hell until I can't and then hit a bunch of fentanyl when I can't go any longer. The amount of money we spend to get people a few more months of extremely low quality life is insane. "I'm gonna fight it." No, no you're not. You got a death sentence and you should thank God that you got time to say goodbye and get your affairs in order. A couple of weeks ago I walked into the lab to see a new hire looking very stunned, she said she had just been informed her mother had a stroke last night. She was on a flight that night back to India. I heard the following day that the diagnosis was glioblastoma and not a stroke. Fuck.
|
|
|
Post by Ginger on Feb 7, 2024 1:02:00 GMT -6
There's cancer and then there's shit like glioblastoma or pancreatic cancer. Fuck that. I get hit with that and I'll party like hell until I can't and then hit a bunch of fentanyl when I can't go any longer. The amount of money we spend to get people a few more months of extremely low quality life is insane. "I'm gonna fight it." No, no you're not. You got a death sentence and you should thank God that you got time to say goodbye and get your affairs in order. A couple of weeks ago I walked into the lab to see a new hire looking very stunned, she said she had just been informed her mother had a stroke last night. She was on a flight that night back to India. I heard the following day that the diagnosis was glioblastoma and not a stroke. Fuck. Brain tumors in general are pretty sucky
|
|
|
Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 7, 2024 6:54:21 GMT -6
There's cancer and then there's shit like glioblastoma or pancreatic cancer. Fuck that. I get hit with that and I'll party like hell until I can't and then hit a bunch of fentanyl when I can't go any longer. The amount of money we spend to get people a few more months of extremely low quality life is insane. "I'm gonna fight it." No, no you're not. You got a death sentence and you should thank God that you got time to say goodbye and get your affairs in order. A couple of weeks ago I walked into the lab to see a new hire looking very stunned, she said she had just been informed her mother had a stroke last night. She was on a flight that night back to India. I heard the following day that the diagnosis was glioblastoma and not a stroke. Fuck. Riding in an ambulance on August 7, 2001 with my boss, who was then 45, after a glioblastoma induced seizure was the moment I realized how short life is and prompted me to move to Japan. Dude made it like 5 years but it cost millions of dollars and his QOL was no bueno. I went back and visited him in 2004. Guh.
|
|
|
Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 7, 2024 16:14:01 GMT -6
Calling Dibs on King Charles.
Cancer diagnosis, and he has also stated that he is very much against Chemotherapy and instead prefers natural and holistic medicine to treat diseases. He's gonna get fucked.
And cancer is a bitch. My wife's cousin's wife, who was almost 40 got diagnosed late December with pretty much cancer everywhere (stage 4 due to how widespread it was) in her body and she passed like 2 weeks after that.
|
|
|
Post by Ginger on Feb 7, 2024 20:46:23 GMT -6
A couple of weeks ago I walked into the lab to see a new hire looking very stunned, she said she had just been informed her mother had a stroke last night. She was on a flight that night back to India. I heard the following day that the diagnosis was glioblastoma and not a stroke. Fuck. Riding in an ambulance on August 7, 2001 with my boss, who was then 45, after a glioblastoma induced seizure was the moment I realized how short life is and prompted me to move to Japan. Dude made it like 5 years but it cost millions of dollars and his QOL was no bueno. I went back and visited him in 2004. Guh. Okay. So why did your bosses glioblastoma diagnosis prompt you to move to Japan? Why not Canada? France? Denmark?
|
|
Other
Sports Moderator
Interim Master of the Universe
Posts: 5,185
Tits or GTFO: GTFO
|
Post by Other on Feb 7, 2024 21:12:57 GMT -6
Riding in an ambulance on August 7, 2001 with my boss, who was then 45, after a glioblastoma induced seizure was the moment I realized how short life is and prompted me to move to Japan. Dude made it like 5 years but it cost millions of dollars and his QOL was no bueno. I went back and visited him in 2004. Guh. Okay. So why did your bosses glioblastoma diagnosis prompt you to move to Japan? Why not Canada? France? Denmark? The slyushhi obvhiouslhy.
|
|
|
Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 8, 2024 12:46:39 GMT -6
Riding in an ambulance on August 7, 2001 with my boss, who was then 45, after a glioblastoma induced seizure was the moment I realized how short life is and prompted me to move to Japan. Dude made it like 5 years but it cost millions of dollars and his QOL was no bueno. I went back and visited him in 2004. Guh. Okay. So why did your bosses glioblastoma diagnosis prompt you to move to Japan? Why not Canada? France? Denmark? At the time I was in a very protracted dispute with my now father in law as to whether or not my now wife, then fiance, should move to New York from Japan. I said "fuck it, life's too short to fight this guy" and moved in with them and brought her to Iowa in 2003. He hated me and now calls me his only son despite having two sons of his own who failed to give him a grandchild.
|
|
|
Post by Ginger on Feb 12, 2024 14:24:26 GMT -6
|
|
|
Post by Ginger on Feb 12, 2024 22:37:17 GMT -6
|
|
|
Post by Ginger on Feb 15, 2024 12:14:31 GMT -6
Dibbs on Willie Nelson He’s old. Didn’t see him taken for this year.
|
|
|
Post by socal on Feb 16, 2024 5:50:47 GMT -6
Alexei Navalny
|
|
|
Post by socal on Feb 17, 2024 21:00:20 GMT -6
|
|
|
Post by socal on Feb 20, 2024 22:18:46 GMT -6
This dude...
|
|
|
Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 26, 2024 19:30:18 GMT -6
Ole Anderson. Too damned soon. This is terrible.
|
|
|
Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Feb 27, 2024 10:19:44 GMT -6
Just curious: was Aaron Bushnell black before he set himself en fuego?
|
|
Other
Sports Moderator
Interim Master of the Universe
Posts: 5,185
Tits or GTFO: GTFO
|
Post by Other on Feb 27, 2024 19:21:55 GMT -6
Just curious: was Aaron Bushnell black before he set himself en fuego? Joke thief
|
|
|
Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 27, 2024 20:41:34 GMT -6
Just curious: was Aaron Bushnell black before he set himself en fuego? Joke thief 'Twas the first I heard it, good xir, therefore it is new to me and your claims of joke thievery are misplaced.
|
|
|
Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 28, 2024 10:48:11 GMT -6
RIP Mike Jones, AKA Virgil. AKA the Body Guard for Ted Dibiase. Another Wrassler gone. Who will be the 3rd?
|
|
|
Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 28, 2024 11:33:12 GMT -6
RIP Mike Jones, AKA Virgil. AKA the Body Guard for Ted Dibiase. Another Wrassler gone. Who will be the 3rd? Oh no, not Virgil. I was worried for a second you meant the rapper Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones. Also a guard from Iowa was named Mike Jones.
|
|
|
Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 28, 2024 11:34:57 GMT -6
RIP Mike Jones, AKA Virgil. AKA the Body Guard for Ted Dibiase. Another Wrassler gone. Who will be the 3rd? Oh no, not Virgil. I was worried for a second you meant the rapper Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones. Also a guard from Iowa was named Mike Jones. Mike Jones is also the name of my proctologist. And my Ska tribute band.
|
|