McCain Ad

[lpcalihawk]

“I’m John McCain and I approve this message”
“Barack Obama doesn’t like baseball. He hasn’t attended a single Cubs game during his four
year in the U.S. Senate. He doesn’t like football either, if that’s your sport! Basketball,
well that’s a different story. He likes basketball because he likes to hold your children’s
balls. Obama likes children’s balls, but is he ready to lead?”

[lpcalihawk]

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight:

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're
"exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're a quintessential
American story.


* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, and you're a "maverick."


* Graduate from Harvard Law School and you are unstable.
* Attend five different small colleges before graduating and you're well
grounded.


* If you spend three years as a brilliant community organizer, become the
first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration
drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional
Law professor, spend eight years as a State Senator representing a district with
over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human
Services committee, spend four years in the United States Senate representing a
state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the
Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs
committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, four years on the city
council and six years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20
months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're
qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.


* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising
two beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real
Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, then left your
disfigured wife (who waited for you the five years you were a POW) and married
the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.


* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the
proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no
other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed
teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.


* If your wife is a lawyer who graduated from Harvard but gave up a
position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner
city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values
don't represent America's.
* If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age
25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska
from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.


OK, much clearer now.

[Gumbyhawk]

I also find it funny that one is a "rockstar with no experience" while the other is a "rockstar with no experience" AND has a vagina.

[NotMyKid]

* If you spend three years as a brilliant community organizer



I am sure that is the first time I have ever seen brilliant and community organizer in the same sentence.

[lpcalihawk]

Sept 16, 2008 8:19:19 GMT -6 NotMyKid said:

* If you spend three years as a brilliant community organizer



I am sure that is the first time I have ever seen brilliant and community organizer in the same sentence.

Although brilliant may be too strong of word, the right's constant denegration of those who choose community service over the private sector will come back to bite them. But hey, you got a former weather girl as your VP candidate......see Nicole Kidman in To Die For.