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Post by Solar Stud on Sept 23, 2008 13:04:37 GMT -6
You went through a couple of condoms...right?
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Post by iagirl223 on Sept 24, 2008 20:25:00 GMT -6
ignat,
Congrats on your cougar conquest!! I'm hoping the AC/DC thing is what sealed the deal for you. I've tried to teach my kids to appreciate real rock. How big of a football fan was she really if she didn't know what a safety was?? Seriously.
As a 47 yr. old divorced mom with much flabbier skin I'm sure, I'm here to plead with you to NOT attend her son's FB game. Do whatever you have to do with her but don't involve her kid which you would be doing directly or indirectly especially if this is just a once or twice thing.
It's Homecoming for God sakes....unless you've expressed your undyling love and affection to said cougar already, please leave the kid or kids out of it. Don't mean it as a rant really. I'm not familiar with southern Iowa/Missouri courgar rules. ;D
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Post by Solar Stud on Sept 25, 2008 7:59:51 GMT -6
Expo....you coming to the game and to the tail-gate?
If so, of course, the cougar-mom is invited.
The Wastelanders will be gentle...I mean we're trainable.....I mean...we'll be nice. ;D
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Sept 25, 2008 13:01:19 GMT -6
UPDATE: I think I'm in over my head with this cougar thing. I went over to said cougar's house last night. I'll say this: I don't have a lot of experience with cougars, but she is one fine cougar... We grilled out, drank a little, and one thing leads to another you know. She did mention the age thing... told me not to hold it against her... and I wouldn't you know.. I don't think.. But I did what any guy would do... I told her what she wanted to hear.
Like you guys said, I need to make it clear that I'm in it for fun. I think I'm going to run the "I just got out of a relationship and I'm not ready for another one" pattern. Definitly won't mention age. But when do you bust that out? The time is never really right for that sort of talk.
Hell, I've only been with her twice, I'm still in the clear, right? All I can say is that when I'm 47 if I have a wife that looks like her, I'm doing pretty damn good. But I'm just too young for this... I don't even have kids yet.
cougar-mom isn't tailgating with me... she is working. Plus you guys know too much. I'd be busted. I feel sort of guilty even airing this stuff.
Yeah I'm sorta kinda trying to get out of the football game. She normally goes with her best friend (another young guy, whoda thought). I told her to take him and I didn't want to intrude. I'm not really wanting to meet the kid... seems like a good kid. He got nominated for homecoming king and all that, but jeez, I don't know about all that.. I think you're right iagirl. That would not help my cause. Plus I got stuff to do tonight.
Anyways, I'm going to figure this out...
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Post by twinegarden on Sept 25, 2008 13:39:21 GMT -6
UPDATE: I think I'm in over my head with this cougar thing. I went over to said cougar's house last night. I'll say this: I don't have a lot of experience with cougars, but she is one fine cougar... We grilled out, drank a little, and one thing leads to another you know. She did mention the age thing... told me not to hold it against her... and I wouldn't you know.. I don't think.. But I did what any guy would do... I told her what she wanted to hear. Like you guys said, I need to make it clear that I'm in it for fun. I think I'm going to run the "I just got out of a relationship and I'm not ready for another one" pattern. Definitly won't mention age. But when do you bust that out? The time is never really right for that sort of talk. Hell, I've only been with her twice, I'm still in the clear, right? All I can say is that when I'm 47 if I have a wife that looks like her, I'm doing pretty damn good. But I'm just too young for this... I don't even have kids yet. cougar-mom isn't tailgating with me... she is working. Plus you guys know too much. I'd be busted. I feel sort of guilty even airing this stuff. Yeah I'm sorta kinda trying to get out of the football game. She normally goes with her best friend (another young guy, whoda thought). I told her to take him and I didn't want to intrude. I'm not really wanting to meet the kid... seems like a good kid. He got nominated for homecoming king and all that, but jeez, I don't know about all that.. I think you're right iagirl. That would not help my cause. Plus I got stuff to do tonight. Anyways, I'm going to figure this out... I think you know what you have to do. The whole "I just got out of a relationship" angle would probably work about better than anything. When you were talking about how hot of a 47 year old is, just remember that when you are 47 and if you were to still be dating this cougar you would probably be changing her diapers. Then again, if you don't have a problem with hurting her feelings, you might as well give her the HBI a few more times. Just don't go watch her son's football game. |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Sept 25, 2008 13:43:35 GMT -6
Dude, just tell her that you want to fuck around and that is it. If she likes the cock, she'll be game........if she is emotionally invested she'll get upset and you'll be out of it. Don't make this so difficult. Fuck or be fucked.....that is the question
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Sept 25, 2008 13:55:46 GMT -6
Yeah I did the math already Twine. lol. Added ten years to my age, ten to hers. Then another ten to mine, and then ten to hers. Yeah... I don't think she wants to do the whole f*ck buddy thing. I could be wrong, but I'm not thinking so. I practically had to do the Team America "I will never die" line to close the deal. Nothing that serious, just a promise not to hold her age against her. I'm not going to tell her we should be f*ck buddies... I don't think I even want that. She's a cool lady, I could just be friends... regular friends... that make occasional bad decisions after too much wine.  I'm not going to the game, but if I come on here tomorrow telling about it, you guys are free to flog me on saturday. |
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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 25, 2008 15:08:35 GMT -6
Do not go to the game!!!!!!!!!
You sound like she might be able to break you and you'll be fucked. Don't talk to her everyday, don't go over there every night, don't nail her every time your with her, and keep your distance.
You say that you know what you are doing but be careful, I am guessing that she has been around the block more then a couple of times and she knows how the game is played if your not careful you'll be cleaning her house in a pair of her panties by next week.
Keep very casual and you should be fine but be very careful she could very easily trap you, you'll end up saying something you didn't mean and then your screwed.
They have the name cougar for a reason.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Sept 25, 2008 15:11:28 GMT -6
Stories like these make me wish my best buddy had an internet connection. The dude has no shame and likes the GILFs. 'Bout all I need to say.  |
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Sept 25, 2008 15:35:13 GMT -6
Haha... I'm out of the game tonight. It did sound fun though.. last time I went to a high school game was when I was in high school.
Ok, I'm not going to be cleaning her house in her panties. That's funny though. My only issue here is hurting her. I'm just such a wonderful fella I guess (I play one anyways) that she really likes me. I don't like being a jerk... what am I sposed to do? If I'm around a girl that I know likes me, I tend to turn on the charm. It's fun. But I guess it can be misleading. I mean I do like her and am flattered that such a woman likes me, and I like making her feel good. But in the end she's going to get hurt.
I'm playing the field right now and don't need anything serious. I think I'm going to take the higher road here and run the 'I don't want a relationship right now' line next time we're together. No sense in taking it any farther. If she tells me to piss off, then that's cool. If she wants no strings attached fun... then I'd probably play ball a little longer. But I don't want to be the Jerk, even though I like that movie. "He hates these cans!"
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Post by germaine on Sept 25, 2008 16:20:37 GMT -6
Be honest with her. Don't tell her the "I just got out of a relationship" line because (a) it's a crock, and (b) assuming she is interested in something more, she will think that if she just hangs around a while, you'll want something more at some point. Which apparently isn't the case.
Just tell her you're not interested in anything serious. Don't bring up the shmaltzy "let's be friends" line, which is also a crock.
10 bucks if she brings up the friends with benefits thing (or you bring it up and she agrees to it), she's only doing it because she wants something more (assuming she wants something more serious, of course). You're not being a jerk if you're honest and tactful.
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Sept 25, 2008 16:47:44 GMT -6
Duly noted, Germaine. But the 'I just got out of a relationship' line is actually true. And it's a big reason why I don't want to get involved with her or anyone right now. I was with the same girl for over 5 years up until about 2.5 months ago. We've talked about it, so I think it would work, or at least not sound like a crock full of sh*t.
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Post by germaine on Sept 25, 2008 17:06:11 GMT -6
Aaaah. Okay. There is still a risk of "if I wait around, he'll want me in that way"...so be careful.
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Post by Solar Stud on Sept 26, 2008 6:43:23 GMT -6
Be honest with her. Don't tell her the "I just got out of a relationship" line because (a) it's a crock, and (b) assuming she is interested in something more, she will think that if she just hangs around a while, you'll want something more at some point. Which apparently isn't the case. Just tell her you're not interested in anything serious. Don't bring up the shmaltzy "let's be friends" line, which is also a crock. 10 bucks if she brings up the friends with benefits thing (or you bring it up and she agrees to it), she's only doing it because she wants something more (assuming she wants something more serious, of course). You're not being a jerk if you're honest and tactful. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt huh Germaine? ;D |
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Post by isu is shit on Sept 26, 2008 7:58:08 GMT -6
stick with her awhile and see if you can turn a ho into a housewife....that's a challenge.
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Post by germaine on Sept 26, 2008 8:13:13 GMT -6
Be honest with her. Don't tell her the "I just got out of a relationship" line because (a) it's a crock, and (b) assuming she is interested in something more, she will think that if she just hangs around a while, you'll want something more at some point. Which apparently isn't the case. Just tell her you're not interested in anything serious. Don't bring up the shmaltzy "let's be friends" line, which is also a crock. 10 bucks if she brings up the friends with benefits thing (or you bring it up and she agrees to it), she's only doing it because she wants something more (assuming she wants something more serious, of course). You're not being a jerk if you're honest and tactful. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt huh Germaine? ;D Pretty much.  |
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Post by Solar Stud on Sept 26, 2008 8:23:15 GMT -6
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt huh Germaine? ;D Pretty much. As the "receiver" or the "doer"?? |
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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 26, 2008 8:34:10 GMT -6
Aaaah. Okay. There is still a risk of "if I wait around, he'll want me in that way"...so be careful. Exactly, so basically no matter what you do you are going to hurt her, unless she really doesn't want a relationship right now. I know plenty of girls that have said the above or went into a friends with benefits set up, said no strings attached and then a few months down the road they have feelings for the guy even though they agreed to not get serious. Like I said be careful. You said you are a nice guy and don't want to hurt her feeling but no matter what you do from here on out you will be hurting her. |
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Post by germaine on Sept 26, 2008 8:58:01 GMT -6
Pretty much. As the "receiver" or the "doer"?? The receiver. Fortunately I'm much smarter now...at least that's what I tell myself... |
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Post by Solar Stud on Sept 26, 2008 10:03:22 GMT -6
Maybe she's thinking along the same lines you are... "This guy is OK, was a so-so lay, adequate body, good to hang with but too immature to deal with long term....how in the world do I let him down gently?"  |
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Post by poncho72 on Sept 26, 2008 10:11:44 GMT -6
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Sept 26, 2008 11:51:03 GMT -6
Maybe she's thinking along the same lines you are... "This guy is OK, was a so-so lay, adequate body, good to hang with but too immature to deal with long term....how in the world do I let him down gently?" That could very well be. I am just average and immature... she has to see that. I should go tailgating with her, after a gallon of everclear drink and 5 beer bongs, she'll figure it out. |
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Post by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Sept 26, 2008 13:27:40 GMT -6
I was born in '69. Should I still consider her a Cougar?
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