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Post by isu is shit on Sept 25, 2008 9:49:57 GMT -6
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 25, 2008 10:04:54 GMT -6
Wait..."battery on an officer"?? He got an additional charge for farting amongst the police? That's bullshit. We should invite him to the tailgate.
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Post by poncho72 on Sept 25, 2008 10:06:51 GMT -6
dropped some ass on an officer, that is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by roxxstar on Sept 25, 2008 12:19:13 GMT -6
I read this earlier today. Fucking hilarious! That guy has a great story to tell for the rest of his life.
All that being said, pretty dumb on his part. When it comes to cops, you shut your mouth and answer with a yes and no. Apologize when approriate and so forth. You basically have to swallow your pride and become their little beyotch for the moment. It will pay off in long run.
You do not fart on them. Nor do you ask them what it is like to be a black man in today's world (twinegarden).
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 25, 2008 12:38:11 GMT -6
I read this earlier today. Fucking hilarious! That guy has a great story to tell for the rest of his life. All that being said, pretty dumb on his part. When it comes to cops, you shut your mouth and answer with a yes and no. Apologize when approriate and so forth. You basically have to swallow your pride and become their little beyotch for the moment. It will pay off in long run. You do not fart on them. Nor do you ask them what it is like to be a black man in today's world (twinegarden). I.C. cops try and provoke you. I was 'yes ma'am, yes sir' to everything they said...and they were yelling at me even after I had sobered up. There were a couple of times I had to bite my tounge (yes I fucked up, stop disrespecting me and treat me like a human). I'm glad I didn't think to fart on them, because that probably would have sounded really attractive at the time.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 25, 2008 12:52:36 GMT -6
I read this earlier today. Fucking hilarious! That guy has a great story to tell for the rest of his life. All that being said, pretty dumb on his part. When it comes to cops, you shut your mouth and answer with a yes and no. Apologize when approriate and so forth. You basically have to swallow your pride and become their little beyotch for the moment. It will pay off in long run. You do not fart on them. Nor do you ask them what it is like to be a black man in today's world (twinegarden). This is good advice, though. You should've taken it on your little run in!
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Post by hawkeyescott on Sept 25, 2008 13:16:55 GMT -6
How the f**k is a battery charge going to stand up in court? Farting next to someone isn't physical violence unless he grabbed the cop and put his face against his ass.
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Sept 25, 2008 14:37:34 GMT -6
How the f**k is a battery charge going to stand up in court? Farting next to someone isn't physical violence unless he grabbed the cop and put his face against his ass. I'm guessing this guy had some rank ass farts. If so, nose hairs were probably singed. Burnt nosehairs = assualt. I do agree on the yes sir, no sir thing. They will be more lenient. Unless you are so drunk that it is impossible to toe the line. In that case just go for the jokes, don't be obnoxious or make their job harder, and they will understand you are just drunk and will be nicer to you.
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Post by roxxstar on Sept 25, 2008 16:37:53 GMT -6
I read this earlier today. Fucking hilarious! That guy has a great story to tell for the rest of his life. All that being said, pretty dumb on his part. When it comes to cops, you shut your mouth and answer with a yes and no. Apologize when approriate and so forth. You basically have to swallow your pride and become their little beyotch for the moment. It will pay off in long run. You do not fart on them. Nor do you ask them what it is like to be a black man in today's world (twinegarden). This is good advice, though. You should've taken it on your little run in! Are you referring to when I was banging on the cell bars yelling "My dad will fuck you up!" at the top of my lungs?
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Post by mattahawk on Sept 25, 2008 20:38:51 GMT -6
Flatulence is not an excuse for an assault charge. They may very well have been some rank ass farts but speaking on behalf of myself I have been in a situation where I have been around people and I have the urge to fart. If I don't it, on occasion, builds up and makes me cramp really bad. So basically if there is a cop around and I have to toot he's getting an earfull. Or in this case a nose full.
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