Not that there was ever any chance they would have, on account of they got eliminated before the Sox and all, but if they did, this very well could have happened to Spank or Missourrahawk or itheus:
"Cuba used to have mansions and a relatively decent economy. They moved from the individual to the collective. Now they're driving '54 Chevys, maybe the last great car to come out of Detroit." - R. Santelli, February, 2009.
My money is on Itheus. I mean, he's the only one of the three of us that has been unfortunate enough to draw the ire of John Q. Law whilst intoxicated.
If you are looking for my balls, they can be found in her purse.