Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 23, 2008 14:44:07 GMT -6
Thanks to Socal's advice, I got the draft dominator program and the weekly football guys emails that ranked NFL players. My fantasy football team made it to the Super Bowl. Me and my buddy who was playing against me had a Super Bowl party over at a sports bar by my place. We decided ahead of time that the winnings would be used to pay the bill and then we would distribute $50 to the loser and the remainder to the winner.
We started at noon with a bucket of Miller Lites because they were on special. Then, we switched to a few build your own bloody marys. As the day wore on and we were uncertain who would win, we got a little buzzed and so I decided that bince my guys were having a bad performance, I was gonna jack the shit out of the bill. I ordered a round of every scotch on the menu that was over 20 years old.
As the Houston game ended and it was clear that I won, I slowed down to a Corona, I think. Long story short, for two dudes, the bill was $310 before the tip. We only bought cheddar fries and an order of chicken fingers for food. I had to pay that bill so my winnings went from $650 to under $300 after that. We left that place around 6:30.
So then I'm walking home through the hotel by apartment and my normal barkeep, Jose, sees me and tells me I have to have a Christmas drink on him. So I don't even know how much I drank, but I remember talking to some British tourists and some cougars at the bar. I got home just after 10, according to Ma.
Then, sometime before 10:30, I allegedly barfed all over the carpet right next to my bed and all over my wife's pillow. I have no recollection of this, but there was a large stain on the floor and my place did smell a little pukey in the morning when I woke up, so maybe I did actually puke.
So now I have to take Ma to this high end French restaurant tomorrow night to smooth things over. I'm guessing that will cost somewhere between $400 and $500. All told, by winning the football league, I will be out of pocket a few hundred bucks. This is all socal's fucking fault - if he didn't recommend the badass draft dominator and football guys website, I wouldn't have won the league and would have only been out of pocket $50 for the entry fee and I wouldn't have a giant stain on the carpet next to my bed. Thanks a lot, socal.
We started at noon with a bucket of Miller Lites because they were on special. Then, we switched to a few build your own bloody marys. As the day wore on and we were uncertain who would win, we got a little buzzed and so I decided that bince my guys were having a bad performance, I was gonna jack the shit out of the bill. I ordered a round of every scotch on the menu that was over 20 years old.
As the Houston game ended and it was clear that I won, I slowed down to a Corona, I think. Long story short, for two dudes, the bill was $310 before the tip. We only bought cheddar fries and an order of chicken fingers for food. I had to pay that bill so my winnings went from $650 to under $300 after that. We left that place around 6:30.
So then I'm walking home through the hotel by apartment and my normal barkeep, Jose, sees me and tells me I have to have a Christmas drink on him. So I don't even know how much I drank, but I remember talking to some British tourists and some cougars at the bar. I got home just after 10, according to Ma.
Then, sometime before 10:30, I allegedly barfed all over the carpet right next to my bed and all over my wife's pillow. I have no recollection of this, but there was a large stain on the floor and my place did smell a little pukey in the morning when I woke up, so maybe I did actually puke.
So now I have to take Ma to this high end French restaurant tomorrow night to smooth things over. I'm guessing that will cost somewhere between $400 and $500. All told, by winning the football league, I will be out of pocket a few hundred bucks. This is all socal's fucking fault - if he didn't recommend the badass draft dominator and football guys website, I wouldn't have won the league and would have only been out of pocket $50 for the entry fee and I wouldn't have a giant stain on the carpet next to my bed. Thanks a lot, socal.
