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Post by twinegarden on Jan 8, 2009 15:22:48 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Jan 8, 2009 15:32:36 GMT -6
Nice!!!
Something seemed amiss when a guy that uses this phrase: "ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality" --- also shits in mailboxes.
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Post by Iowafan1 on Jan 8, 2009 16:53:54 GMT -6
Outstanding!
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Post by hawk4life73 on Jan 8, 2009 20:26:11 GMT -6
Good find! That is a must read.
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Post by MoHawk on Jan 9, 2009 9:06:35 GMT -6
/wipes tear from eye.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 9, 2009 9:56:50 GMT -6
That's good stuff right there!
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Post by germaine on Jan 9, 2009 11:34:50 GMT -6
Hilarious.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 9, 2009 12:14:50 GMT -6
His other reviews are just as good.
Dover Parkersburg 610 Galvanized Metal Water Bucket (2-Gallon)
This Bucket Changed My Life!!!, May 13, 2003
The highly versatile Dover Parkerburg 610 2- Gallon Galvanized Metal Water Bucket was recommended to me by my neighbor Jim Anchower. Jim is something of an amateur consumer products testing buff and assured me that when it came to galvanized buckets the Dover Parkersburg reigns supreme! Jim had previously turned me on to the the Swiffer WetJet Mop Total Cleaning System and the Hoover Quik-Broom S2561 so I knew he wouldn't [mess] around when it came to my metal bucket needs.
At first glance the Dover Parkerburg 610 is clearly a step above the competition, the smooth galvanized exterior is indicative of the more modern electrocoat process which produces much less surface bubbling and insures a uniform surface. Jagged Edges? Not on this baby! Also of note are the two horizontal ripples which are placed 6 inches from the base. A simple structural analysis and crush test showed the slight corragative additions to be more than simple decorations, they actually produce an increase in tensile strength of 35.8% when compared to smooth walled galvanized buckets of the same carrying capacity.
Although I have used the Dover Parkerburg less since installing our new fangled "Water Closet", I display it with pride, knowing that I own the best 2 gallon galvanized bucket in town.
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Post by Norm "racerhawk" Parker on Jan 11, 2009 9:52:57 GMT -6
/wipes tear from eye. That's the most beautiful thing I've ever read. I agree! Amazing! |
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Post by twinegarden on Jan 11, 2009 12:40:29 GMT -6
His other reviews are just as good. Dover Parkersburg 610 Galvanized Metal Water Bucket (2-Gallon) This Bucket Changed My Life!!!, May 13, 2003 The highly versatile Dover Parkerburg 610 2- Gallon Galvanized Metal Water Bucket was recommended to me by my neighbor Jim Anchower. Jim is something of an amateur consumer products testing buff and assured me that when it came to galvanized buckets the Dover Parkersburg reigns supreme! Jim had previously turned me on to the the Swiffer WetJet Mop Total Cleaning System and the Hoover Quik-Broom S2561 so I knew he wouldn't [mess] around when it came to my metal bucket needs. At first glance the Dover Parkerburg 610 is clearly a step above the competition, the smooth galvanized exterior is indicative of the more modern electrocoat process which produces much less surface bubbling and insures a uniform surface. Jagged Edges? Not on this baby! Also of note are the two horizontal ripples which are placed 6 inches from the base. A simple structural analysis and crush test showed the slight corragative additions to be more than simple decorations, they actually produce an increase in tensile strength of 35.8% when compared to smooth walled galvanized buckets of the same carrying capacity. Although I have used the Dover Parkerburg less bince installing our new fangled "Water Closet", I display it with pride, knowing that I own the best 2 gallon galvanized bucket in town. Here is his neighbor Jim Anchower's website: homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/jAnchower/ |
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