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Post by roxxstar on Jan 9, 2009 14:31:11 GMT -6
As I was sitting here at my desk earlier, I inside farted. It made me laugh and that was that. But, it got me thinking. How common is the "inside fart" phneomenon?
What is your input? Have you ever inside farted? Semi-regulary or very rarely? Please, share your experiences with the class.
FYI, for those not aware of what an inside fart is; it is pretty much just like it sounds. You release an audible sound that sounds like a fart, but nothing actually comes out of your arse. No wind that is. It's litterally like your lower intestine farted, but inside your body. And correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think inside farts are permitted to stink. Otherwise something creating the smell would have leaked out, thus changing its classification to an "actual fart".
Am I the only one that ever gets these? I would say I get one about every 4-5 months. It literally sounds just like a fart (maybe not as massive as a good thunderous ripper), but there is no shockwave.
On a semi-related side note; do you ever get the farts that have no where to go (sitting down), so they force their way up and around the balls to freedom? Those one always make me chuckle as well. I bet those really piss the nuts off.
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Post by isu is shit on Jan 9, 2009 14:57:31 GMT -6
Oh my God, you are dumb! Funny post though.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jan 9, 2009 15:10:42 GMT -6
I get these "inside farts" whenever I train someone or am in a formal meeting. It's like fucking clockwork.
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Post by Stukat on Jan 9, 2009 16:05:45 GMT -6
I dont know that i have experience an "inside fart"
sometimes my belly rumbles..... I am going to have to pay closer attention to the inside farting Phenomenon
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Post by twinegarden on Jan 9, 2009 16:13:55 GMT -6
You know what else sucks is when you are laying in bed with some girl and you have to fart really bad and have to hold it in for a couple hours before she leaves. I've let it go thinking a silent one wouldn't be noticed but it quickly fills the room. If I hold it in the sense of relief is always great.
Of course this doesn't apply to any long term relationships.
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Post by poncho72 on Jan 9, 2009 21:04:46 GMT -6
I always experienced inside farts in church and on first dates, I always remembered the hurried goodbyes on the dates, " yep, I had a good time too, see ya when I see ya! " she closes the car door and I'm not even in " drive " and I'm ruining the seat!
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Post by mattahawk on Jan 12, 2009 12:43:45 GMT -6
I have done it. Usually I am in a public place and am trying to hold it in and I will feel this little, lower bowel movement like a burp or something.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Jan 12, 2009 12:50:41 GMT -6
No, I don't queef. You guys do enough for the rest of us.
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