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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 12, 2009 18:13:25 GMT -6
One of my buddies is going to the Inauguration of our Nation's next President. Anyway, he is concerned that he might have to take a leak during the event and he is deeply worried about the bathroom situation. My question is: Does anyone on this board have or know anyone who has a Stadium Pal portable urinal? www.stadiumpal.comThanks, BTR |
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 13, 2009 10:59:44 GMT -6
I don't know even if he had one if he will be able to have it. I would guess security will be a little tight.
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Post by mattahawk on Jan 13, 2009 13:51:58 GMT -6
Just tell him to hit the Wal-mart when he gets into DC and go to the BR. Steal a handful of those paper ones and stuff them in his pocket. He might look a little funny at first but if he is going to this shindig he will not look out of place.
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Post by 101 on Jan 13, 2009 15:52:04 GMT -6
Ralph....I'm surprised you don't have one already. Never mind....I forgot that you use Depends. What a fucktard I am for forgetting.  |
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Jan 13, 2009 16:34:31 GMT -6
I think that having the external cathetor(thingy wrapped around your wiener) on for 4 hours would be a tad uncomfortable. I generally go with the cheaper and disposable version of the stadium pal. It would most likely pass the security check as well.  |
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Post by twinegarden on Jan 13, 2009 17:49:21 GMT -6
Ralph....I'm surprised you don't have one already. Never mind....I forgot that you use Depends. What a fucktard I am for forgetting. That picture reminds me of an old joke: What does an 80 year old woman taste like? |
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Post by TBELL on Jan 13, 2009 18:09:35 GMT -6
Oh shit, hit us with it!
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Post by twinegarden on Jan 13, 2009 18:14:19 GMT -6
Depends
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 15, 2009 16:51:16 GMT -6
Well, my buddy ordered the Stadium Pal and it came today. There is no way I would ever use it. It does not look comfortable at all. Plus, I pointed out that it will likely be very cold on Inauguration Day and as a result, it would probably be just a tad uncomfortable having a liter of piss in a plastic bag strapped to one's leg. He agreed, he's gonna roll without the Stadium Pal. Additionally, once H starts talking about spreading the wealth and stuff, my buddy would probably spring a woody and the external catheter would probably fall off.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 15, 2009 16:56:39 GMT -6
There will be so many people there I don't think anybody would notice if he just whipped it out and pissed on the ground or the person standing in front of him.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Jan 15, 2009 22:35:24 GMT -6
Seth uses the Stadium Pal in every day life.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jan 16, 2009 9:16:06 GMT -6
Seth uses the Stadium Pal in every day life. F**kin right brother....as I've done two Iron Butts....SP has become a life-staple. www.ironbutt.com/ridecerts/getdocument.cfm?DocID=1 |
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Post by MoHawk on Jan 16, 2009 9:18:21 GMT -6
Can one truly say they've completed an Iron Butt rolling in that open air Lexus you drive Seth?
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Post by Solar Stud on Jan 16, 2009 10:38:03 GMT -6
Can one truly say they've completed an Iron Butt rolling in that open air Lexus you drve Seth? Sigh....another ignorant bastard who needs to be educated. You *drive* a car....you *ride* a motorcycle. With that said....it's a fair argument. It's tough deciding whether to fiddle with the air suspension, scale up and down the Siriius radio, turn the 6-speaker iPod-driven stereo up or down, or simply lean back into the backrest-supported seat and drone on with the cruise control on. |
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