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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 11, 2009 14:15:40 GMT -6
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Post by Chuck Storm on Feb 11, 2009 14:38:40 GMT -6
Yes, a guy I work with (not BTR) is #5. It wasn't molestation (his dad used to smack him around and he hasn't said more than 5 words to him in 20 years), but I got the same drunken speech.
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Post by MoHawk on Feb 11, 2009 15:26:31 GMT -6
As some can attest on this board, I have a tendency to be Mr. High-Five, though I'm not as bad as the guy described in the post.
I do however tend to think everything is hysterical.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 11, 2009 15:36:36 GMT -6
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Post by lpcalihawk on Feb 11, 2009 15:39:49 GMT -6
I have met every kind in my drinking career
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 11, 2009 15:42:50 GMT -6
The closest I got to #5 was a female roommate of mine that would always talk about how her old boyfriend used to verbally and sometimes physically abuse her - but she would only disclose this after drinks. It turns out she was a thief, liar, and a complete f**k up...so I don't know if her stories were true or just for pure drama.
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Post by TBELL on Feb 11, 2009 15:43:28 GMT -6
I know the high five guy, only substitute the high fives with hugs. And he weighs about 350 pounds...you can't escape him!
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Post by Stukat on Feb 11, 2009 16:17:09 GMT -6
The closest I got to #5 was a female roommate of mine that would always talk about how her old boyfriend used to verbally and sometimes physically abuse her - but she would only disclose this after drinks. It turns out she was a thief, liar, and a complete f**k up...so I don't know if her stories were true or just for pure drama. ....and how did you get even with this "thief, liar and complete fuck up?" |
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Post by Stukat on Feb 11, 2009 16:28:35 GMT -6
I havent met the #5 but i have had the pleasure of dealing with the rest of the list.
Additions to the list
11. Violent/Distructive/vandalizing drunk
12. Uncontrollable/Unreasonable Drunk
13. The "must offend everyone in the room, especially the insecure/fat/ugly woman" drunk
14. The "gassy" drunk. (drops stank ass bombs every 3.2 minutes)
15. The "I refuse to listen to my friends, and will now drive 3.5 hours back to my home town at 3am completly shit face drunk, because i am mad at a trival detail" drunk
16. The "let me show you the bump on my balls" drunk.
17. The " I am going to ride the exercise bike with my pants off" drunk.
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Post by Stukat on Feb 11, 2009 16:33:50 GMT -6
11-14 I assume are rather common.
15-17 are from personal experience, the majority of the world may never run in to these types of drunks.
Ahh,
18. The "I dont smoke unless i am drinking, can i bum 15 cigs off you over the course of the night" drunk. also known as the "Im not really a smoker, if i dont buy cigs" drunk.
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Post by NotMyKid on Feb 11, 2009 16:48:00 GMT -6
Way to many of my friends are #7.  |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 11, 2009 16:49:37 GMT -6
The closest I got to #5 was a female roommate of mine that would always talk about how her old boyfriend used to verbally and sometimes physically abuse her - but she would only disclose this after drinks. It turns out she was a thief, liar, and a complete f**k up...so I don't know if her stories were true or just for pure drama. ....and how did you get even with this "thief, liar and complete f**k up?" Kicked her out of the apartment. Her father came all the way from Chicago, he was initially pissed that we kicked her out. When we explained everything that had happened, he just shook his head and thank us for taking her in for as long as we did. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 11, 2009 16:50:32 GMT -6
Way to many of my friends are #7. Ya, no kidding...just go to the Wasteland tailgate! |
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Post by Stukat on Feb 11, 2009 17:12:34 GMT -6
....and how did you get even with this "thief, liar and complete f**k up?" Kicked her out of the apartment. Her father came all the way from Chicago, he was initially pissed that we kicked her out. When we explained everything that had happened, he just shook his head and thank us for taking her in for as long as we did. kicked her out of the apartment and..... |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 11, 2009 17:15:24 GMT -6
...and several men jerked off on her pillow (not at the same time) that she had to come back and get. I almost forgot about that.
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Post by germaine on Feb 11, 2009 17:34:02 GMT -6
1. Mo is totally the high five guy. But we still love you.
2. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being obsessed with Big Buck Hunter, Big Buck Hunter 2, or Big Buck Hunter Pro.
3. I don't really fit into any of those categories (I either laugh at everything/nothing, or I hardly talk) but I wonder if I drank more, if I would turn into one of them.
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Post by Stukat on Feb 11, 2009 17:41:56 GMT -6
...and several men jerked off on her pillow (not at the same time) that she had to come back and get. I almost forgot about that. HAHIs this really that funny... oh yah! Revenge is sweet! |
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