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Post by 101 on Feb 12, 2009 15:23:16 GMT -6
OK...if I'm doing my math correctly, you're down to 5 days pal.
Let's here the blow-by-blow details of the said planned, massive, drunk-fest knows as your birthday bash.
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Post by MoHawk on Feb 12, 2009 15:32:26 GMT -6
Agreed. Help me be young again.
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Post by Master Blaster on Feb 12, 2009 20:47:23 GMT -6
Happy Birthday in 5 days.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Feb 13, 2009 9:32:17 GMT -6
You should drive over to Mt. Joy and get a private shower dance from a lovely lady
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Post by mattahawk on Feb 13, 2009 10:12:27 GMT -6
Shower dance? God that sounds great. Might have to talk the wife into it tonight.
Happy b-day justin. I would agree, hit the strippers. For my 28th or 29th b-day my friends took me to a strip joint and they brought me up on stage, took my shirt off, tied my hands behind my back, and poured whip cream down my chest. All in front of 30 or 40 other people. Hilarious stuff.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 13, 2009 10:37:45 GMT -6
Go commando. From a guy who has seen countless strippers inflict wedgies of both the frontal and posterior variety on birthdays and at bachelor parties, for the love of God, please go commando. I always laugh my ass off when I see an underwear band torn from the base of the underwear and everybody else in the crowd does too, but if you're that poor schmuck on stage and then you have to walk around with no underwear band, well that really looks like it sucks.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Feb 13, 2009 10:40:18 GMT -6
Go commando. From a guy who has seen countless strippers inflict wedgies of both the frontal and posterior variety on birthdays and at bachelor parties, for the love of God, please go commando. I always laugh my ass off when I see an underwear band torn from the base of the underwear and everybody else in the crowd does too, but if you're that poor schmuck on stage and then you have to walk around with no underwear band, well that really looks like it sucks. While I agree to principle with going commando to a strip in joint, in practice it can be a bit troublesome. Make sure to wear jeans, cords, or something that won't show your pre-cum stains. Khakis or linen pants are not a wise choice. My buddy went commando in Umbro soccer shorts once.......hilarity ensued. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 13, 2009 11:00:37 GMT -6
Go commando. From a guy who has seen countless strippers inflict wedgies of both the frontal and posterior variety on birthdays and at bachelor parties, for the love of God, please go commando. I always laugh my ass off when I see an underwear band torn from the base of the underwear and everybody else in the crowd does too, but if you're that poor schmuck on stage and then you have to walk around with no underwear band, well that really looks like it sucks. Both great pieces of advice. While I agree to principle with going commando to a strip in joint, in practice it can be a bit troublesome. Make sure to wear jeans, cords, or something that won't show your pre-cum stains. Khakis or linen pants are not a wise choice. My buddy went commando in Umbro soccer shorts once.......hilarity ensued. |
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Feb 13, 2009 11:14:32 GMT -6
Get a donkey
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Post by germaine on Feb 13, 2009 11:34:32 GMT -6
Go commando. From a guy who has seen countless strippers inflict wedgies of both the frontal and posterior variety on birthdays and at bachelor parties, for the love of God, please go commando. I always laugh my ass off when I see an underwear band torn from the base of the underwear and everybody else in the crowd does too, but if you're that poor schmuck on stage and then you have to walk around with no underwear band, well that really looks like it sucks. While I agree to principle with going commando to a strip in joint, in practice it can be a bit troublesome. Make sure to wear jeans, cords, or something that won't show your pre-cum stains. Khakis or linen pants are not a wise choice. My buddy went commando in Umbro soccer shorts once.......hilarity ensued. ... I do not and never will understand the appeal of strippers/strip clubs. Regardless, Justin, I hope you have fun and don't end up with an atomic wedgie. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 13, 2009 11:54:45 GMT -6
While I agree to principle with going commando to a strip in joint, in practice it can be a bit troublesome. Make sure to wear jeans, cords, or something that won't show your pre-cum stains. Khakis or linen pants are not a wise choice. My buddy went commando in Umbro soccer shorts once.......hilarity ensued. ... I do not and never will understand the appeal of strippers/strip clubs. Regardless, Justin, I hope you have fun and don't end up with an atomic wedgie. I don't go to them often, sometimes it's just nice to be around naked ladies. I've never known somebody to pick a gal up from a strip club (w/o money, that is)...but it's kind of an ego stroke. |
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Post by Stukat on Feb 13, 2009 13:44:55 GMT -6
I dont mind the strip club if a group of people is going for a birthday or bachelor party. Mostly i avoid them though, just seems a bit pointless unless you have a reason to be there.
If i do get dragged into one though, i usually spend most of my time in sniffer's row, motorboatin Titties.
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Post by poncho72 on Feb 13, 2009 14:05:36 GMT -6
If i do get dragged into one though, i usually spend most of my time in sniffer's row, motorboatin Titties. You motorboatin SOB you! |
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Post by NotMyKid on Feb 13, 2009 14:05:46 GMT -6
You should drive over to Mt. Joy and get a private shower dance from a lovely lady Been there, done that. It's overrated unless you like 27 year old community college girls that have 4 kids. Nothing like having a chick give you the business with 15 of your friends standing there watching. |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Feb 13, 2009 14:06:33 GMT -6
You should drive over to Mt. Joy and get a private shower dance from a lovely lady Been there, done that. It's overrated unless you like 27 year old community college girls that have 4 kids. Nothing like having a chick give you the business with 15 of your friends standing there watching. It's a wonderful moment |
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Post by poncho72 on Feb 13, 2009 14:17:23 GMT -6
Been there, done that. It's overrated unless you like 27 year old community college girls that have 4 kids. Nothing like having a chick give you the business with 15 of your friends standing there watching. It's a wonderful moment It's a wonderful moment, except I missed a majority of the viewing pleasure because of the freaking soap that was in my eyes, overall, it was a joyus occasion, and I had 2 chicks in the shower with me, even better! |
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 13, 2009 14:44:40 GMT -6
Go commando. From a guy who has seen countless strippers inflict wedgies of both the frontal and posterior variety on birthdays and at bachelor parties, for the love of God, please go commando. I always laugh my ass off when I see an underwear band torn from the base of the underwear and everybody else in the crowd does too, but if you're that poor schmuck on stage and then you have to walk around with no underwear band, well that really looks like it sucks. I actually did that and the stripper was searching my pants for my undies, her next move was to have me lay down on the stage then she put me in 69 position with her snatch about 3 inches from my face. She had some kind of vibrator thingie in her mouth that she applied to my genital area and while she did that I blew hot air on her box. She stood up and slapped me in the face right afterward. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 13, 2009 14:50:35 GMT -6
Go commando. From a guy who has seen countless strippers inflict wedgies of both the frontal and posterior variety on birthdays and at bachelor parties, for the love of God, please go commando. I always laugh my ass off when I see an underwear band torn from the base of the underwear and everybody else in the crowd does too, but if you're that poor schmuck on stage and then you have to walk around with no underwear band, well that really looks like it sucks. I actually did that and the stripper was searching my pants for my undies, her next move was to have me lay down on the stage then she put me in 69 position with her snatch about 3 inches from my face. She had some kind of vibrator thingie in her mouth that she applied to my genital area and while she did that I blew hot air on her box. She stood up and slapped me in the face right afterward.  I don't recall that story! |
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 13, 2009 15:05:42 GMT -6
I actually did that and the stripper was searching my pants for my undies, her next move was to have me lay down on the stage then she put me in 69 position with her snatch about 3 inches from my face. She had some kind of vibrator thingie in her mouth that she applied to my genital area and while she did that I blew hot air on her box. She stood up and slapped me in the face right afterward. I don't recall that story! Yeah, that was back in Iowa City three or four years ago. |
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Post by Justhawks17 on Feb 13, 2009 16:19:50 GMT -6
Just going drinking. Not sure of what bars. Probably wont go to a strip club.
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