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Post by twinegarden on Feb 18, 2009 15:38:16 GMT -6
:'(Okay, this sucks pretty bad.
Over the last couple of days I have develped a bunch of small pinkish/reddish bumps all over my chest. It is like a rash or allergic reaction or something. I'm thinking I got it from using some soap at my parent's house over the weekend. Not really sure where it came from.
It itches a little, not too bad, but enough to be annoying.
The big problem lies in the fact that a girl from IC is coming to Des Moines and she has been pretty explicit in the fact she wants to fool around. However, I am going to be a little self concious if I have a buttload of bumps on my skin.
Has anyone ever had this same problem? If so, do you know what it is and more importantly what can clear it up the fastest?
I really don't want to ruin this golden opprotunity to hook up with a pretty good looking girl because of some freak rash breakout. This is the first time I've had any skin problems since I got poison ivy two summers ago and it couldn't have happened at a worse time.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 18, 2009 15:48:25 GMT -6
That's quite the pickle...you're a pretty hairy dude...can you see it through your hair? I would suggest banging her with your shirt on, but you're not going to stop her if she tries taking it off...then she'll know somethings up.
Maybe try Sea Breeze. It's pretty harsh. Hell maybe even straight rubbing alcohol. How many days do you have?
Otherwise you may just have to explain it to her. Do her doggystyle or reverse cowboy so she's not staring at your chest.
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 18, 2009 15:51:53 GMT -6
Yeah, you can see it through my hair on my chest. I went and worked out today over lunch and it got a little worse but that's probably due to my blood pumping a little harder. What is Sea Breeze, never heard of it. I have three days for it to clear up or at least subside a little.
Still, this sucks total ass. This is the same girl that was sending me those awesome text messages and she's been planning on coming up for a couple weeks. I really, really want it to go away. I wonder if I hit up the tanning bed if that would help clear it up since I was thinking about doing that anyway.
I really, really need it to go away and fast.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Feb 18, 2009 15:56:49 GMT -6
Keep the area dry. I would suggest Gold Bond powder. It sounds like a heat rash of some sort (like athlete's foot).
If it doesn't clear up, I agree with Itheus that you must take her from behind.
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Post by socal on Feb 18, 2009 15:57:46 GMT -6
It's just your 3rd through 48th nipples finally coming in... seriously though-
First, do you honestly think any advice/knowledge you may find on this board will be of any value?
Second, the girl might respect you honestly telling her what's going on --- especially if it could be contagious.
Go to a Dr. and get it looked at. There are countless things that could be causing it. Most benign, some worrisome, all of them unlikely to be accurately diagnosed here.
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 18, 2009 15:59:27 GMT -6
I'm going to take her from behing no matter what. She pretty much said I can have free reign over her. Itheus saw the messages she sent me and I have a reason to be looking forward to the weekend. It really just sucks to have this happen at this time. Oh well, it's not like my penis is broken. I'll just leave my shirt on if I have to and explain to her I had an allergic reaction to something.
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 18, 2009 16:00:39 GMT -6
Maybe I will just go see the doc tomorrow morning if it doesn't appear to be getting any better. I really don't think it is contagious, whatever it is, but your right. Better safe than sorry.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 18, 2009 16:05:24 GMT -6
Maybe I will just go see the doc tomorrow morning if it doesn't appear to be getting any better. I really don't think it is contagious, whatever it is, but your right. Better safe than sorry. Good call, plus he can probably perscribe something that'll take it out fast. It'll be worth the co-pay to participate in the sex olympics worry free. |
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Post by 101 on Feb 18, 2009 16:59:18 GMT -6
See, there is a solution to everything. Either go to the Dr, or just take her from behind, either way, the coast is clear.
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Post by 101 on Feb 18, 2009 17:22:47 GMT -6
BTW....just make sure you use protection. Do don't know what she might have and "share" with you. Then your penis might be broken.
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Post by roxxstar on Feb 18, 2009 17:59:00 GMT -6
Maybe you have full blown AIDS.
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 18, 2009 18:05:14 GMT -6
Maybe you have full blown AIDS. That's what I've been telling my buddies that sit next to me at work. |
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Post by Norm "racerhawk" Parker on Feb 18, 2009 18:48:04 GMT -6
If you have a non-contagious rash that is allergic, the only over-the-counter things that may help would include benadryl and a topical cream that contains a corticosteroid (cortisone). OTC preparations don't have much of it, though.
Do NOT put an irritant on it, as it will just get more red if it is an allergic reaction (sea breeze, alcohol, etc).
When I worked in an ER, we pumped people full of IV benadryl and strong IV steroid. You could literally see a bad allergic rash disappearing.
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 18, 2009 18:57:25 GMT -6
If you have a non-contagious rash that is allergic, the only over-the-counter things that may help would include benadryl and a topical cream that contains a corticosteroid (cortisone). OTC preparations don't have much of it, though. Do NOT put an irritant on it, as it will just get more red if it is an allergic reaction (sea breeze, alcohol, etc). When I worked in an ER, we pumped people full of IV benadryl and strong IV steroid. You could literally see a bad allergic rash disappearing. Thanks, racer, I knew someone here would be able to help. I'll probably hit up the doctor before I go to work in the morning and see what they can do. If it appears to be going down I'll probably just ride it out. |
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Post by Stukat on Feb 18, 2009 22:11:55 GMT -6
Calamine lotion. I dont even know if the shit does anything but spread a layer of 'pink' over you, but it is what i use for everything from bug bites to poison ivy.
at the very least it should stop the itching, when it does itch you dont scratch, when you dont scratch, it will heal quicker.
Calamine! Bitches!
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Feb 18, 2009 23:36:24 GMT -6
Doesn't protein solution clear up most skin irritations?
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Post by isu is shit on Feb 19, 2009 8:07:26 GMT -6
That's quite the pickle...you're a pretty hairy dude That made me laugh out loud...not sure why |
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Post by cmonhox on Feb 19, 2009 9:13:15 GMT -6
Honestly, sounds like a simple case of eczema (sp?)/ dry skin. My daughter gets similar bumps on her skin during dry winter months.
If that is the case, get a good moisturizer or cortizone and it should clear up.
If not, go with racer's route - benadryl works well on rashes.
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Post by NotMyKid on Feb 19, 2009 9:16:59 GMT -6
Maybe I will just go see the doc tomorrow morning if it doesn't appear to be getting any better. I really don't think it is contagious, whatever it is, but your right. Better safe than sorry. I have to agree. I am sure it is nothing but the Doc will be able to give you some drugs to get it cleared up in no time. |
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Feb 19, 2009 9:19:44 GMT -6
Maybe I will just go see the doc tomorrow morning if it doesn't appear to be getting any better. I really don't think it is contagious, whatever it is, but your right. Better safe than sorry. I have to agree. I am sure it is nothing but the Doc will be able to give you some drugs to get it cleared up in no time. And make sure that the doc knows why you need it taken care of ASAP. You may even want to disclose your back-up plans. |
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 19, 2009 9:22:36 GMT -6
Well, I didn't go to the doctor this morning but I've been taking two or three scalding hot showers and cleaning it up pretty good. Haven't scratched it at all and the bumps seem to be clearing up a little. I still have two days for it to clear up so I think that will help. I was going to run to the doc this morning but everything seems to be clearing up pretty well, should be almost gone if not completely gone by Saturday when the big throw down is scheduled to happen with ol' girl.
cmonhox. . . I don't think it is excema either because my skin isn't dry or scaly (sp?), I've had little patches of that before and that isn't what it really looks like but thanks for the help either way.
I'll probably go pick up a small tube of benedryl tonight to make sure everything clears up, I got some "LanaCort" but I think that is only an anti-itch cream without any medicinal qualities.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 19, 2009 10:42:49 GMT -6
Could be ring-worm. I would suggest getting an antifungal cream just to be safe. Since you mentioned going to the gym, this being ring worm is a possibility. You can pick up shit like athlete's foot and ring worm fairly easily at the gym. Just my 2 cents! Be sure to deliver the "facial" this weekend and tell us all about it!  |
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Post by isu is shit on Feb 19, 2009 10:57:24 GMT -6
I better not get it from you Twine, seeings how I was guarding you sometimes in basketball.
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Post by Earl on Feb 19, 2009 11:04:20 GMT -6
Scabies is going around the school here....3 doctors thought it was eczema before getting diagnosed correctly.....
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 19, 2009 11:51:49 GMT -6
I better not get it from you Twine, seeings how I was guarding you sometimes in basketball. I think you mean TRYING to guard me sometimes in baskeball. I'm pretty sure the whole scabies/rash/excema/AIDS/rosacia thing will be cleared up by Saturday or at least cleared up enough that I can pretty much have it any way I want it with this chick over the weekend. As far as blowing it in her face goes, I think that will probably not happen as she is more than willing to swallow it all. Trust me, some of the dudes here saw the messages she sent and this girl has the libido of a 13 year old boy. . . off the charts. |
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