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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 19, 2009 10:55:27 GMT -6
Okay, I may have mentioned before that one of my buddies has a thing for cougars and older chicks.
Well, I was talking to him recently and turns out he's been banging this chick that is... wait for it....... 27 yrs older than him. And he is in his mid to late 30s, so you can do the math.
I have not met this woman, but he tells me that she does not look anywhere near her age, has a nice body considering, and lets him do whatever the hell he wants in bed. Plus, she is not looking for any relationship at all as she is widowed.
So I am torn. I am happy as hell for my homeboy for getting more ass than a toilet seat... and getting to play whatever freaky games he wants in the process. But I am also a bit concerned about the age thing. I mean, what if the woman has a heart attack on him or something? What if she has bladder-control issues? Do she have gray pubes?
So many questions.... what sayeth the board?
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Post by isu is shit on Feb 19, 2009 10:59:20 GMT -6
That's some dirty freaky stuff!! I bet she's showing him a thing or two.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 19, 2009 11:02:59 GMT -6
That's some dirty freaky stuff!! I bet she's showing him a thing or two. Absolutely, she is. My bud is... let's say... a "late bloomer" is the getting ass department. Therefore, I am more-or-less leaning towards just letting him be happy and get all that he can. He basically struck gold as far as getting what he wants, when he wants, with no strings attached. However, part of me thinks that I should be warning him of something. Just not sure what. |
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Feb 19, 2009 11:03:49 GMT -6
Why did I even bother reading this while eating my lunch?  ? |
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Post by Solar Stud on Feb 19, 2009 11:04:11 GMT -6
I'm currently seeing somebody 11 years older than me....and wow...rockin body, smart, no-holds-barred in the bedroom...so....yeah....age is just a number.
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Post by 101 on Feb 19, 2009 11:40:36 GMT -6
Seth....does that mean she's wearing you out?  I'm currently seeing somebody 11 years older than me....and wow...rockin body, smart, no-holds-barred in the bedroom...so....yeah....age is just a number. |
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 19, 2009 11:46:27 GMT -6
I think my biggest problem with a GILF would have to be the loose skin. I know I'll have to deal with it eventually but in the mean time I'm going to charish my time with the 20 somethings.
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Post by Solar Stud on Feb 19, 2009 12:52:26 GMT -6
Seth....does that mean she's wearing you out? I'm currently seeing somebody 11 years older than me....and wow...rockin body, smart, no-holds-barred in the bedroom...so....yeah....age is just a number. Nawww....she usually cries "uncle" first....but only after a few hours....  |
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Post by mattahawk on Feb 19, 2009 12:55:15 GMT -6
Let him have his fun and then when she decides it's time to move on, or he does, he can use that experience in a real relationship.
You da' man seth.
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Post by socal on Feb 19, 2009 12:57:05 GMT -6
Gumby, If your goal is simply to do "anal"... you shouldn't anticipate everyone in that "group" will produce similar results.
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Post by socal on Feb 19, 2009 12:58:30 GMT -6
I'm currently seeing somebody 11 years older than me....and wow...rockin body, smart, no-holds-barred in the bedroom...so....yeah....age is just a number. She's 87??? Yes, that's a number... but it's a BIG number.  |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 19, 2009 14:16:43 GMT -6
Let him have his fun and then when she decides it's time to move on, or he does, he can use that experience in a real relationship. You da' man seth. Sorry, but your using the term "real relationship" when talking about my buddy strikes me as hilarious. My buddy has a relationship with beer and porn. 'Bout it and I suspect it will stay that way for a while (his choice). |
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Post by 101 on Feb 19, 2009 14:44:45 GMT -6
Gumby...I say let him have his fun. So long as he knows the difference between a "situation" (GILF) and a relationship (beer/porn) then he should be OK
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 19, 2009 16:24:22 GMT -6
I'm currently seeing somebody 11 years older than me....and wow...rockin body, smart, no-holds-barred in the bedroom...so....yeah....age is just a number. She's 87??? Yes, that's a number... but it's a BIG number. I figured he was just a necropheliac. |
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Post by Norm "racerhawk" Parker on Feb 19, 2009 17:53:10 GMT -6
I'm currently seeing somebody 11 years older than me....and wow...rockin body, smart, no-holds-barred in the bedroom...so....yeah....age is just a number. I'm currently seeing somebody 11 years younger than me! Wow. Nice body!!!! Well, she's my wife... I also was with someone five years older than me for quite some time. I suppose it just depends upon the people involved. 27 years is a huge difference, though (a generation...) |
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Post by Solar Stud on Feb 20, 2009 8:11:03 GMT -6
She's 87??? Yes, that's a number... but it's a BIG number. Damm....you guys are brutal. I figured he was just a necropheliac. |
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Post by Master Blaster on Feb 20, 2009 21:51:09 GMT -6
Seth....does that mean she's wearing you out? Nawww....she usually cries "uncle" first....but only after a few hours.... Is it really ethical to write yourself a prescription for those little blue pills? Remember, if you have erections lasting longer than four hours you should see a physician right away. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 21, 2009 13:25:47 GMT -6
Nawww....she usually cries "uncle" first....but only after a few hours.... Is it really ethical to write yourself a prescription for those little blue pills? Remember, if you have erections lasting longer than four hours you should see a physician right away. LOL, after the roofie kit, he taps into the 'blue pill' stash. |
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Post by Mr Olympia on Feb 21, 2009 14:31:17 GMT -6
unless he's putting himself in danger you shouldn't concern yourself with his sex life. He's into what he's into, everybody has different fetishes.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 23, 2009 9:09:13 GMT -6
unless he's putting himself in danger you shouldn't concern yourself with his sex life. He's into what he's into, everybody has different fetishes. Not concerned about his SEX life, it's whether or not this chic ends up being some psycho, has a heart attack on him, chains him to her walker and leaves for the casino, etc. Seriously though... I think I'm just gonna let him enjoy it! |
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Post by germaine on Feb 23, 2009 9:13:57 GMT -6
unless he's putting himself in danger you shouldn't concern yourself with his sex life. He's into what he's into, everybody has different fetishes. Not concerned about his SEX life, it's whether or not this chic ends up being some psycho, has a heart attack on him, chains him to her walker and leaves for the casino, etc. Seriously though... I think I'm just gonna let him enjoy it! I imagine you could say that about a lot of people, though. |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 23, 2009 13:30:53 GMT -6
Not concerned about his SEX life, it's whether or not this chic ends up being some psycho, has a heart attack on him, chains him to her walker and leaves for the casino, etc. Seriously though... I think I'm just gonna let him enjoy it! I imagine you could say that about a lot of people, though. Are you saying you've been chained to a walker before, Germaine? |
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Post by germaine on Feb 23, 2009 13:47:32 GMT -6
LOL! No. That would creep me out.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 25, 2009 13:39:44 GMT -6
He just needs to get his name in the will and it's Mission Accomplished.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 25, 2009 13:53:34 GMT -6
He just needs to get his name in the will and it's Mission Accomplished. Hell, he might! |
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